You are now the new owner/moderator of Sup Forums. What will be your first change of rule or new rule?

You are now the new owner/moderator of Sup Forums. What will be your first change of rule or new rule?

No Maisie pics! First offense means permaban. No second chance. Period

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

No changes

Remove all the gay fag threads. That is all.

Logins

The first thing I'd do is bump the image size limit back to 4 Mb. I would then ban Andy Six.

ban all niggers

resign immediately

kill myself

Ban:

Loli
Log posters
Bronies
Furries
Anyone typing ”sure kid” will get 50 captcha to every post for a month after.

This

This user should be our new leader.

No rules to posting content beyond; Females only, must post tits and timestamp with every post. All men perma banned from posting, can only lurk.

Less porn, more fucked up/funny stuff

permaban for all Sup Forums bait

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Move the server and move myself overseas. Keep CP banned but let things turn into the shitstorm they used to be. Limit the number of similar threads like the whole pics you shouldnt share. And ban the fucking log posters. It's not even creative you 9gag fucks.

Any democrat faggot on this site will be purged. All jews will be gassed. Fags go to a /fag/ containment board. Log posters and bait posters will be killed in the most painful way possible while being recorded, created into a webm to view here on rekt threads. Then their heads will be in the Sup Forums banners as a reminder to any faggot thinking of doing the same. I will take back Sup Forums for what it is and make it great again. starting with getting all the normies out. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh yeah tits and gtfo is a fucking rule.

Only be able to post with your real name and birthdate, have to upload your id to register

>He was behind of it...

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Ban all LOGposters.

no porn spam, get snacks back into the boat

Ban anybody who posts a kik link.
I'm sick of this shit.

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this
its fucking impossible to filter kik threads because none of them mention kik in the OP

Domain name changes. Sup Forums is no longer Sup Forums. If you want to visit the new domain, you must go through a series of tests, of which will test your IQ, and build an age profile on you, ensuring you're at least 18 years old.

This will allow the removal of reCaptcha, get rid of faggot spammers, underage children, newfags, and tards.

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Id hire coders to see if at all possible to make sure the gov cant track users through it and other users couldn't track each other and if it was possible let em do it so it would be truly anonymous, then keep all the rules for all of the threads the same and keep /b unmoderated and just let people enjoy the website for what it was meant to be

+1

No cock/cum tributes
No pics you shouldnt share
No WWYD
Im on the fence with Traps cuz it fucks with newfags hard
Make it so i can click a reply and not be redirected into the thread
Bananas and Logs are the heart and soul of Sup Forums shit like that has been around since the beginning. I wish more people would spam the threads above with that shit so these faggots get the message.

Can't. The FBI/NSA have already infiltrated. Do you think Sup Forums would exist after all of these years if they weren't given access? Fuck no. This shit would have shut down long ago.

dubs get

permaban kik posters

and implement proper unique browser checking instead of relying on IP + cookie bans that people can evade so easily

No nude pictures

Mandatory Log Posting

>proper unique browser checking
Use a different browser. Throw in a live CD of another OS, etc. Easier to bypass, much easier.

limit log posts.

FIVE meg file size limit. God damn it.

ban all the cancerous trans/foot/furry/gay ass anime threads

easier than clearing cookies and restarting a router? not really

plus if a Live CD gets detected and banned then how are you going to use it a second time?

Turn Sup Forums into Sup Forums then?

Stop being pussies banning everyone. Add notifications to when someone responds to a post.

>clearing cookies and restarting a router is hard
It's easy as fuck, but so is using a different browser, click of a fucking button.

>plus if a Live CD gets detected and banned
>pic related, you

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no we won't be like those fucks either. but we may need them in these dark times as our main ally. They'll do a good job against the faggots.

bring back ID and ban everyone who posts a banana

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>Add notifications to when someone responds to a post.
You can already do that, newfag. Check settings -> monitoring

No more reCAPTCHA

make this the banner sticky link

soundcloud.com/milkyfriend/allnight

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allow child porn for the keks

Are you serious? I would

BRING
BACK
SNACKS

Thats why i said "to see of possible " idk about how the Internet works but a common phrase from supposed "white hack hackers" is if there is enough motivation, people usually find a way

sure kid

so... 6 posts a day?

ban all mods and let this become one huge gore thread

you're a faggot, faggot.

i will create /fag/ board,
ban all /fag/shit on b,
ban banana if its not a banana thread,
ban kik and snapchat,
ban logs,
ban AW,
remove captchat id you havnt posted within 30 seconds,
i think this is all
(sorry for english)

>Make it so i can click a reply and not be redirected into the thread
wat

B R I N G

B A C K

S N A C K S

make milhouse a meme

look up tor. that's about as close as we'll get to 'truly anonymous'.

Bring back sageing

Make posting mlp pics to be allowed again.

sure thing, kiddo

Just lurk and shadowban anyone who posts log , fb/IG, WWYD, pics you shouldn't share, cock tribute and kik threads. I would leave the pasta threads alone for the most part. Maybe ban the BBC and "Oh America..." faggots. But other than that leave everyone else alone as long as they didn't break the original rules.

I wouldn't touch loli or furfags. they don't spam their shit on an hourly basis. And they have been here since I started browsing in 2008

Maybe if I was in the mood, I would shadowban like half the porn threads, especially if they were redundant and said content could be found on /s/. for things like scat and particular fetishes I would be okay with because it's not found on other boards.

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or bring back -millhouse not being a meme- being a meme

make german mandatory language, also ban all porn posters and newfags.

sageing is still a thing

i would delete Sup Forums

i would make it so that Sup Forums is for traps only

When are you selling Make Sup Forums Edgy Again hats?

You can't post facebook links, you'll get a "our system thinks your post is spam warning", so I'd add lots of shit to that list.
>traps
>white boi
>fb/ig
>bbc
>log/andy sixx

Mandatory cookie brakes

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that's lame,hitler's son.

I'm guessing you wouldn't make it to the new domain.

gay shits

--> /fags/

Jfc.
All sage does is not bump the thread when you post.

This

This and ban any Facebook shit. Obvious this guys an oldfag. Logposts, banana was what Sup Forums was all about in the beginning. Now it’s endless threads of teenfags beating off to Facebook pics. I cringe so fucking hard even typing that. The fags should be gassed

>Obvious this guys an oldfag.
samefag

Every time i try to click a reply while browsing the main board I get redirected to the thread it was posted in instead of seeing it pop up like it used to

Absolutely no general or cyclical threads. Faggots and traps can fuck off to /lgbtq+++++/ or get a permaban.

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>settings -> Quotes & Replying -> Quick Reply
Fucking newfags everywhere in this thread.

>replying without reading the thread

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your a faggot for posting in a thread if it has more than 3 replies

Fuck off i never had to do that before idk why it started doing it to me. thought it was a update or something. thank u tho

without reading it*

just if i wanna get some context out of the thread real quick. u know what im talking about?

What does logpost mean?

This >.>

I would just fucking delete all those boards and force OPs to use tags. Also, I would do something as a social media/chat shit associated with Sup Forums, so you can easily add anons and have privated conversations. Hire better mods and ban a bunch of faggots. Permaban only on fags that got b& x times and lawbreakers fags. And I have a bunch of more ideas, but maybe one day, when Sup Forums fall, I will use on my own imageboard.

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This

dude i have this checked and it still does it. and its quote preview im talking about

Ban traps and gay threads.
Ban repetitive shitposts and comments (Andy sixx, that naked banana guy, spiderman, etc).
Allow bigger uploads (at least 4MB) and videos with audio.

I accept all with exception of h and s fur

nvm it fixed itself idk wtf was going on

>banana was what Sup Forums was all about in the beginning
what are you talking about
what begining? is 2 years for you the begining and that makes you an oldfag?

I'd ban all logless shills and pin all log threads. I'd make sure there are 60+ log threads daily on Sup Forums, then on June 6th, I'd change the style to brown and have logs snow from the top of the webpage. I'd also make sure Andy is recognized by all as king of Sup Forums

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Did you click "save settings"? I forget to save them sometimes, too. You might have to do it twice, Sup Forums is a pain in the ass. Also, if you're on a slow network connection, wait for the page to completely load before replying.

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Anyone know? Frens pls

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and i'm sure you would like an upvote system with that too huh

sure kid