/asean/

I want to die edition

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Oh damn 2 /asean/ threads

>Watching a Chinese drama
>One of the actors reminds me of my chinito(flip-chinese male) officemate
>he's super rich and the one who introduced me to marijuana
>developed a taste on rich chinito guys
>tfw no cute rich chinito bf

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this general is more dead than I wish I was

>Can't keep a thread from being archived.
>Now have two equally dead thread.
/asean/ ladies and gentlemen.

wage cucks will wake up soon haha

>Be a nightshift wagecuck
>a security guard amok an hour before dismissal
>had to wait 30 mins before I can get a ride home
>1 hour and 30 mins late to my mistress
Such life of a wagecuck

We must all remember that a majority of /asean/ poster are wagecucks.
Prime example of these is that one brunei-kun(not the sultan one), the nightshift one, the potato corner guy, malay-chan who rides his motorcycle to work even though he has a bad knee.
But there are also the neets who contributes nothing to the development of the region. MKL, Bisaya anons, indons, etc.

So thats why theres fuckloads of police in centris

Im more like a fruitas guy. I only buy potato corner when im hungry going home

Ded general

Yeah. I should heroed myself out there earlier and let my guts spilled out by his shotgun. But alas, im too pussy.

Interesting. Tell me more. You arrives at mrt at 4:00pm, right?

Get a job.

Make me, fag.

Suck my dick for 500pesos so you can have a job.

>fucking meh, so it was nothing

Eleazar also clarified that the security guard did not fire his gun and run amok.

"Gusto kong linawin na walang amok, walang amok na nangyari. Hindi nagpaputok yon. Hindi nagpapaputok. Siya'y isang security guard na may problema at nagkulong siya sa isang maliit na kwarto," Eleazar said in an interview on dzBB.

"Yun ang ni-lockdown natin isang maliit na [kuwarto]... The building and then the rest...other public buildings tuluy-tuloy ang kanilang business, tuluy-tuloy ang kanilang trabaho dito," he added.

Eleazar said the security guard peacefully surrendered at past 8 a.m. after several minutes of negotiations.


Eleazar also clarified that no hostage-taking occurred in the area. He added that they believe the security guard does not intend to hurt anyone.

"Walang hostage-taking, walang amok, hindi siya nagpaputok. Kumbaga yung sarili niya gusto niya lang mapag-isa dahil sa problema niya," he said.

"Wala naman tayong nakikita na problema na magagawa niya sa mga kasamahan niya," he added.

kukuruyuuk

need advice
i am making a novel
it's about the story of a soldier who wondering and have some nostalgia about him and his wife around his hometown when the war breaks
the problem is who is the enemy, the chink invasion or ayylien?
the setting is at los angeles

Chinks
The ayylmao invading LA idea is already done in Battle LA, but even though chinks invading the US might be similar to red dawn, at least it gives a different spin

Surprise attacks by chinks using container ships

>tfw hetalia never made a SEA character so people just resort to fanfictions

Cool rainy day has come
Best day for stalking my bf

on a second thought, if i am using chink as the enemy, i will get prosecuted as a racist in here by some sjw, but by using chink invasion i can determine easier about the cause of invasion
so hmmmm

what a shitty thread in a shitty board.
kill yourselves, seriously

cuck

How do we fix tagalogs?

genocide

(You)

How do we fix Bisayans?

ummm.........
genocide?

how do we fix tiko tho

How do we genocide mudslime?

if you are a chink girl and looking for a bf, please pm me
thanks

>87.2%
It would be much easier genociding you.

Asean wars soon.

I-Is it me?

>Now officially a NEET
Better start looking for a job or a post grad degree now.

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We're taking our oil back, Brubru.

Congrats, just live off daddy's money la.

>tfw I want to get cûcked
>tfw i cant even get a gf to cück me in the first place

Nah, you're cucked without even trying.

Is it that game where the heroine realizes that you're a player and attempts to sabotage you going to different routes while addressing you and not MC

Yeah, it's also the same game you watch some other guy fuck the heroine .

But Viet and Thai are in the official story though.

>knock knock

I wish someone else partners with Nitroplus
I want this game along with Sumaga and Gekkou no Carnevale

Jast are lazy as fuck

Never ever.

Celcom range ban got lifted lads

Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love....

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>Indog
>Genocide muslim

How?

Wherever you go, whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you...

youtube.com/watch?v=m_uWS6K-VF8

Good song

You would never ask me why
My heart is so disguised
I just can't live a lie anymore
I would rather hurt myself
Than to ever make you cry
There's nothing left to say, but goodbye...

youtube.com/watch?v=J6qxMP3deU8

Give me like or something:(

Wish there were more Filipinos in video games. I just have settle with Lapu-Lapu in mobile legends :(

Cuck

ikr?

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home-bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight

It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder if you ever think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your precious memory

'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight

And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I drown in your memory
I, I don't wanna let this go
I, I don't

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

hello

don't reply to me ever again

>tfw no internet connection since Sunday
>PLDT says they'll fix it within 72hrs
>it's already Wednesday

NUKE PLDT WHEN

same dude

Then how could you shitposting here?

FAP ME UP

i miss my bf

FAP ME UP INSIDE

I CAN'T FAP UP

SAVE ME

I miss your bf too

i want your bf too

Is it true that the standard of life in ASEAN country is better than your measly nominal incomes suggest?

We don't have to worry about terrorist attacks because we're in the know.

cheaper food compare to our neighbour in singapore
cheap hospital (90% upward discount for drugs, 60-80% for surgery,etc)
free education till uni/college
okey-ish rent
cheap fuel

I will know your butt

>mfw the Frenchie is still here after all these months
That's dedication right there.

same desu

Afaik, Malaysia has huge Muslim problems. Neighborhoods being attacked and stuff.

For example, Thailand has a GDP per capita of $5300 and Malaysia of $12000.
That's fucking nothing in comparison to Germany, but you don't live THAT much worse. Am I right?

But we're the Muslims, any problems we just send to the Philippines.

>wifi at work
>mobile data

Goodluck. Our cable wires got change recently. We suffered two week without wifi.

D-dad? ;_;

tfw to chinese gf to kill beasts with on WoW

Yeah apparently they won't be able to fix it til Sunday. Had to register to 1GB mobile data for 7 days in order to survive.

But we aren't? HOWDARETHEY?!!!

Finished another great anime called Tamayura, now I'm feeling a deep empty void in my heart. What do?

I love you Rin!

If Baldr Sky and Dies Irae happened so can Gekkou no Carnevale

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Why is chingchong speak so damn hard?

Am I just dumb?

What are you guys having for Iftar

I'm at the mamak with my Malay "friends"

hey let's talk about DNA

yes living costs are proportional to incomes and living standards, we cant afford quality stuff from 1st world countries but we're not starving, though we have to use cheaper and less quality shit (most prevalent is chinese shit)

Any flipbros here using converge? Thinking of switching ISP now, and it looks like Converge is the only better option since Globe is just as bad as PLDT.

>doggerland
>land of the doggos

Gulai chicken + oseng buncis + balado egg here.

Nasi Ayam Tomato from the bazar