Jesus here
>AMA
Jesus here
Oliver Perez
Liam Gomez
if you can come back, why are you still ded
Carson Ortiz
When will you tell these bible thumping lemmings to simmer the fuck down?
Ryder Perez
How much to build a deck for me?
Parker King
Why the fuck would you give people original sin and then get angry at them for having it?
Angel Clark
Why?
Eli Cox
Can you take Mohammed in a fight? There's some real shit going on that needs sorting out and its all cos of you fucking sky people.
Angel Gomez
Why can't I be happy?
Ryder Martin
Did the nails hurt and have you still got the scars?
Ian Taylor
Why wasn't the holy grail at the castle anthrax?
Austin Thompson
What's the deal with airline food?
Jace Moore
When will people figure out that you never intended on responding to anything in this thread?
Adrian Thompson
who wants to live anyway?
you tell em, they delight me
give me the dimensions i'll get you an estimate
so they would over it. I died so you could still fuck a hooker and do cocaine and get into heaven. You're welcome dick
I dunno read footprints or something
I am the host of hosts mother fucker
because you're afraid
what do you think. No I don't have the scars idiot how do you transfer scars to different bodies?
Wyatt Hall
Favourite composer?
Joshua Gray
because it's in my cabinet
it's processed crap so the higher executives can save money to fatten their wallets
oh yea
john williams
Andrew Cooper
How does it feel knowing there is more than 1 Jesus alive at any one time?
Hunter Torres
Don’t have an existential crisis OP. It’s ok.
Are you a Freemason?
Nolan Taylor
You know that game with the water gun and you shoot the clowns mouth and a balloon fills up or a race horse or something goes across the track?
It's a lot like that. Who puts a hard cap on jesus? who ever said no more than 1?
Carson Sanchez
sorry I was jerking off in a rape thread.
and a carpenter as well as a shepard
Julian Smith
OP Jesus here. Stop pretending to be me, you blasphemous fucks.
Ethan Phillips
No need to be defensive in this case I’m asking how it makes you feel- sorry I wasn’t clear about the tone- I hope it makes you feel better?
William Morales
Jesus fuck off, OP is posting
Ethan Miller
OP jesus was a cunt, I'm filling in now
I feel great about it the more the merrier.
Power grows when spread amongst the many. Just like everything else
Jonathan Ward
thank you
tell OP jesus I'm a better jesus than that faggot
Jackson Perez
:D