>Sup Forums this is a PSA:
Now that it is 2018, my nonvirgin anons may be seeing a new developing trend. That trend of course bening: females eating male asshole. Firstly, id like to state that ive had my ass eaten my several girls and i assure you it is top notch stuff. Now i advise all my anons who may be interested to take precautionary measures first. Obviously, the first being make sure you are thoroughly showered. Next step is important for first timers trying to ease their woman into it. You wanna shave your dick, balls, gooch, and at least a 4 inch radius around your asshole. This can be achieved in the shower OR for a more easy time, you can lay infront of a larger mirror (or use a hand mirror) and get the job done with ease. Itll take you maybe 10 minutes, but it is worth it. Now, i know what youre thinking:
>my gf would NEVER eat my fuckin ass
Im here today to tell you, that you would be AMAZED on the amount of girls willing to, including your own gf. Girls think its as hot as guys think it is to lick girls assholes. Now, i invite you to get your asshole played with tonight.
Sup Forums this is a PSA:
one self bump for spreading info
yo that bitch looks like Sid from fuckin toy story
Yeah she does, shes a black ginger
Welp evidently nobody gives a fuck
Can you explain what got you into eating womens assholes? I don't get it. Explain the logic or psychology of it plz.
Well its stimulating and feels good for them as well, or so ive been told at least lol i licked my gfs asshole when i was 14, that was 11 years ago and its been all downhill since then. I guess i was more or less just curious but it always helps to rim a girl first before you fuck her in the ass
I still dont get it. What compelled you to lick your gf's asshole at 14?
Was it something you heard about or seen in porn? Who'd you hear about it from and in what context? Was it something you wanted to try for a long time?
Is this like a dominance thing or?
Honestly i was very curious of female anatomy, it was the first everything i saw. As i was more or less "examining" her i was really turned on by her ass and next thing i knew i licked it
i cant explain it.
whenever i feel like loosing my hard on i start licking her ass and baboom here i go
as in you lose your boner or regain it?
screenshot of a vid of my gf licking my asshole
it's also amazing with poppers
Poppers?
god she has a beautiful pussy and asshole though
they're like a drug to sniff to make you high and relax your asshole. popular in the gay community and good if you're gonna do anal (with a girl or a guy)
ITT: BUTTHOLE
I need moar nudes if this reptilian semen demon op
You mean she dies her hair because I can see her roots
"I dot have freckles on my pussi!"
Mario's ballon knot
Me too.
Idk dude shes a half ginger, half nigger, idk what you want from me
detto, need sauce
I have her sc if you fucks wanna harass her
I'd fuck the shit out of that girl. Never seen someone look so weird, yet so sexy at the same time. Pussy look good too.
Ive been thinkin of messaging her and saying
>hey i heard freckles on your face means freckles on your pussy
>PSA
we reddit now?
snap?
she looks like a puazi
if puazis were human
almost
Basically
post it faggot
you ain't got shit
No i wanna watch you squirm
I beg your pardon?
requesting the reptilian queen logged
Sorry. So some user got his asshole licked for the first time and decided he was king shit of fuck mountain and made a thread about it? Am i missing something? We all know this
This is why race mixing should be banned.
was it TL;DR for you or something user??
No i read it but what wisdom is imparting on the reader?
>That trend of course bening: females eating male asshole
k sweet insight
>id like to state that ive had my ass eaten my several girls and i assure you it is top notch
cool.
Who gives a shit? this is reddit tier threads when someone has an experience for the first time and posts online about it. This isn't your xanga or your dirty facebook. No one cares about this there are adults on here too. No one gives a shit. Have a good experience and keep it to yourself.
unfortunately for you the thread was made and theres nothing you can do despite it causing a flare up in your aspergers
LIZARD QUEEN
HA HA the good old aspergers insult. Of course there isnt anything i can do. i just posted my thoughts and you decided to respond.. whats the difference between you and i?
16 people responded to what i had to say and for some reason im the only person who cares what you have to say?
Autism?
What the fuck are you on? you're the only one responding to my posts
She looks like that mean bitch (female version) from toy story
Anyone else?
Sam?
FAGS
Golf ball swallowing lizard jaw
Sid?
yes
Here's your two seconds of attention
She could probably suck your balls straight through your urethra
I wouldn’t let that thing touch my dick.
I would let that thing touch your dick.
>lay infront of a larger mirror (or use a hand mirror)
>looking at your own asshole
what are you, a faggot?
>not always assuming OP is a faggot
Newfag
>assuming
I appreciate that user
please for the love of Allah mine too
Christ she's ugly. But I'd still smash
Oh yeah his name was sid
God damn that bitch is ugly
This bitch looks like when you hit randomize on oblivion lol
>CHECKED
and lol'd hard
WIGGER OVER HERE
Women are disgusting
She looks like she got cheeks full of nuts
I know about this show but wtf was the context here?
FUCK YOU!! PLEASE RESPECT OUT CULTURE YOU FAGGOT!
I WISH SOMEDAY PEOPLE WILL DISRESPECT YOU TOO!
Why is eating ass a thing at all? I totally get being attracted to the butt cheeks, even to the asshole since you can fuck it, but few things I can think of are faster boner killers than the idea of putting my tongue on anyone's shitter.
Just give the snapchat if you have it
How is that disrespectful? Jesus, go find a fucking safe zone and relax.