>Be me
>Have big dick
>Not massive or anything, but it's about 6.5", and like 2" across
>Because of this, have a very obvious dick bulge
>Work in corporate security, have to look professional as fuck and wear suit pants
>Dick bulge is very prominent, especially when sitting down
>I can always feel people staring
>Last christmas client made me take a photo with santa to put in the staff office
>made me sit on a little stool, could feel my pants tighten around my bulge
>tried to lean forward , arms resting on my legs, hands together by my knees to try and block my dick bulge from the camera
>photographer says "do you mind closing your legs"
>Client laughs
>Another guard laughs
>Photographer laughs
>Dying inside
>Why did god curse me with this dick?
Be me
show bulge for assessment please.
hard to say whether the problem is real.
Damn man you have some serious issues if you're making up stories on reddit
My winner is 6.5 inch long and 5 inch around. I dont really consider it big tbh.
stop wearing slim fit suit pants.
wear classic fit
Slim fit is only for asians and fuckboys and this is why
You have some serious issues if youre getting uspet at people for making stories on reddit.
wear briefs and train it back. yeah, you'll get UTIs but it'll be worth it not to be humiliated. that said 6.5" doesn't seem like it should be that big of a deal
I have to wear what the company gives me.
Got in so much shit when I wore my own pants,
I already wear briefs.
Alright man whip it out. Lets see what you got
For once I'll actually deliver.
Lol... are you a butler?
Sometimes I think about hiring some desperate people from a poor country and making their uniform the french maid dress.
YO OP I GOT YOUR LENGTH. WHATS YOUR CIRCUMFERENCE?
go ahead
Lol, I used to go commando till I saw the older ladies at work look at my junk in slacks, now I wear heavy boxers.
If the pressure of the briefs isn't enough to hold your dick along your asscrack, then you have a small penis and don't have to worry about it anyway
I have similar problems, which is why I always pressi down against my legs whenever I sit.
It’s painful at first, but you get used to it
this and stop complaining about being big, you seen the anons on here? so small im scared i saw cp
Show penor, faggot
nigga I'm not gonna tuck like a faggot
op delivers
so tuck it under your leg or something. jesus, have you never dressed yourself before?
pants off
So...you have no idea how the fuck to wear pants. Interesting. Do your tard minders know you're on the internet?
it is a pretty prootruding bulge indeed.
i notice that the pants are too tight around your legs. try getting pants one or two sizes bigger so they're not such a tight fit. wear boxers instead of tights / banana hammocks.
is your penis that big and non-squishy even when it's soft? care to show?
Enlighten me
8 inch here
just wear a size up with a belt
you gotta try that shit on too before you buy it,
gotta gauge the dick ceiling on them fuckers
These are actually some of the looser fitting pants I have. Perfect fit when standing. And yeah I wear boxer briefs.
Also I am soft in that pic. In fact, I'm a grower, so that's it at its smallest and softest.
Pants just don't seem to come with a whole lot of crotch room these days from what I've seen.
I think I only ever had one pair in the last few years that accommodated reasonably well.
works coporate security and wears the tightest pants possible...
guarantee when you have to chase a scooter riding fuck boy off the premises your gonna rip your pants to shreds.
>true story
>be OP
>have small cock
>be fag cuck boy
>go to office party
>woman touches leg on accident
>oh no, fag OP gets boner
>everyone laughs at cuck boy
>OP humiliated
>OP goes on /b to make up story about
>his average size cock is really huge
>/b has good laugh at fag
>story over
Been pretty lucky so far
unless he fucking post it with a timestamp, i also believe this
fuck he's onto me
Learn how to dick
post that dick
You just want to see more pics of my bulge faggot
>small cock
>average size cock
Something smells fishy here.. well, which is it Obama?
damn user
don't hide it, flaunt it.
Its good to have a nice big bulge in the office
yes but i said with your pants off. don't half ass it
>Being upset about having a meaty cock
>Not just acting casual and letting your cock have its own presence
>Not being happy being known as "the guy with the meaty cock"
white man problems
>big dick with no confidence
you have the body, but you lack the proper chaditude
You just have absolute no idea how to dress yourself when wearing dress pants. Get some tailor made ask the tailor how to dress to the left and to make the pants accordingly and I don't know be a fucking adult cunt holy shit.
Oh but I love being a tease.
I've always lacked confidence. Lasting effect of being bullied in school. That's why I'm a security guard now so I can powertrip on everyone else.
i need sleep but we want to see it. don't be a DICK
why the fuck are your pants on backward you fucking tard
>I can powertrip on everyone else.
I'd recommend not feeding that particular monster bucko
I would worry more about your knee vaginas.
why the fuck is a grown man putting his pants on backwards?
This is me.
I have a big meaty cock and I used to get triggered by it. Now my cafe has only women coming to it to see the manager with the big meaty cock.
did you just fucking assume my gender!?
assuming true, good on you bud
why does a grown man own a belt with a plastic clip instead of a real belt?
you have a buckle for a belt, you need more help than i can offer you
You mean my equipment belt?
just send a picture of your dick, heres some material
yes, the belt with a fucking clip like your 4
Dude, don't you know op is a fag?
should've guessed it
What secures your belt user?
You realise equipment belts are held onto proper belts underneath right?
Listen to me OP. You say your 6.5? Well guess what? I'm 7. A 7 inch GROWER and not a shower. That means my groundhog tucks itself away in two a fucking 2 inch shell of a dick while I go about the day.
Stop complaining, at least you don't have people looking at your bulge thinking your rocking a baby peener.
Spicy!
>not just whipping it out
never gonna make it.
same here man. its funny cuz i take a lot of nude photos and everyone thinks my dick is tiny (pic related) but its actually pretty big
i buy clothing that fits me
and your just casually wearing your utility belt while browsing Sup Forums?
everything will eventually descend into porn
atleast you have the balls to post your dick, but op with his 'huge' cock wont good shit faggits
Carries everything I need for day-to-day tasks in my personal life, as well as at work and in my volunteer careers. Distributes the weight to my hips and keeps the bulk out of my pockets.
So yeah I wear it most of the time.
nudity =/= pornography
You have no idea how close this hits to home.
>be me
>average size dick actually, just have side effects of old condition that was treated years ago
>tl;dr left ball is abnormally large
>limp dick rests on top of ball, which takes up all space between legs, forcing smaller right ball to rest on top of right leg
>can't wear shorts because of bulge
>can't wear form-fitting pants because of buldge
>wear compressions underwear to workout but bulge still protruding through sports shorts
>don't even have large dick to compensate for troubles
i love posting naked pics of my self. even with a tiny dick
Step 1: Stop wearing skinny jeans
Step 2: Wear a real belt under your plastic utility belt
Step 3:???
Step 4: Profit
Cunt, you promised me profit. Where is it?
fair, now you just need to buy pants that fit you better
not porn
not porn retard
I'm not the guy that you replied to, but of course a bulge is going to show if you scrunch your pants up under your sack
pinch your pants on your inner thighs and pull down, problem solved
>5 inches around
I'll give you that. The pants I'm wearing are on their way out anyway. Duct tape is the only thing keeping them together.
Why the hell is that a problem?
I used to see big dicked at high school (we used uniforms and mine was fold and tiny for me at that moment), Girls always whispered about it. I used to feel bad but, retrospectively, I realize is stupid.
Is just your nature and u should be proud of that big dick.
that's a pretty normal circumference
get a dick reduction
bitches love the bulge
>normal
>on Sup Forums
Pick one
do something nigger. the world is watching.
Reminds me of a time a while back when I was at a friend's place and I stood up, right in front of this girl who I had only casually known for a couple weeks. Apparently my crotch was eye level and she was in awe of its size.
She ended up becoming my GF a few months later.
>t. no one realizes this is a fucking troll thread like the ogre one on Sup Forums
someone post the screencap of ogre man with mad max tape
so post moar
TFW I'm pretty sure some of my former colleagues are reading this thread and they know exactly who I am. Hence why no dick pic.
>tfw your colleagues are lurking for some skinny boy nudes
Wouldn't surprise me knowing them
when was the last time you washed your pants you disgusting fuck
Oh but in my case it was like 6 months in those tiny pants until I got new ones. Yes, I was poor.
I now relaize girls were kind of disgusted-amazed by that adult fat cock in that teen male body.