Help me anons

Help me anons

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Are we rolling or what

Nah just asking for help

Aye Brittany how a bout Ibarra my cock in ur arse

Alittle to strong don't you think

this, do it.

say "I like your ears. Is your dad a rabbit?" Or whatever animal she is in her profile pic. it'll open up playfulness because she has a goofy filter.

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You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

fuck that's cringy.
Never getting laid.

>not having a thread where dubs decides
OP is a faggot

this.
>lol

Save me than faggots

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This

Let me know what she responds.

Oh man she replied with an emoji, I hate that. Gotta say something simple like "so, what's up?" or ask her why she's up so late.

I have fuut fetish

Speaking of rabbits, how do you feel about an erect penis?

Can't believe you fucking actually sent that shit. Just ask her what she's doin' today? She busy in the eve? Are you busy in the eve? If she wants to holla you gotta be freed up.

Oh it's 11pm. lmao. See what she's up to tomorrow. She free? etc.

"Sorry im taking a bit to respond, im talking with my super cool internet friends"

WASTED

Fuck you

"your eyebrow gap look so big it go all the way to slavery NIGGA"

No fuck you

Damn ok sorry

How do you know her?

Show me your meat wallet

I honestly don't know how to respond to this

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M'lady, perhaps on the morrow we could better know each other over a carafe of scrumptious Mead? My treat, of course ;)

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Ask if she swallows.

If all else fails I'm going to this

"wanna try getting me to sleep?"

Ask if you can help

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>You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
This

Wtf

Bruh just ask her to queue fortnite with you for a few hours.

ask her how many kfc chicken bones she can shove in her ears

>she hasn't already told you that she swallows
sorry m8, you're not going to make it

Ask her if she has ever heard of deez before

She's not interested. That's like 3 responses and she's given you nowhere to go. If she was interested she woudl have atleast asked what you were doing. This conversation is dead.

Honestly sounds like she's dodging. What's she up to tonight? I assume it's Saturday night where you are? Sunday probs free. IDK how old you kids are but make somethin' happen tonight.

This

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet.

Low key never send a new text of just ???... looks sad and desperate. She knows it's a question. If you forgot to add the question mark before sending just chill. No need to come across as needy.

Ok noted

Holy fuck

show me your titties you fat bitch.

figured it would be polite to offer help

ay yo white bitch leme hola atchu
u want this bbc

Send a series of unrelated emoji

So did she reply or not tho?

It sounds creepy

lol

Yeah update us

this

He's going to message your girl and get some long before you do.

Should I just say fuck it already

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the most nephews

Yes. She's also busy though. Stop replying. If she's interesting she'll pick up the conversation when she gets her nephew to sleep. If you keep messaging it's going to annoy her, she's already annoyed the kid won't sleep. Go to sleep OP.

If you like kids how about I get you pregnant

Yes, verbatim say "fuck it already" to her

Kek but seriously though just go with this

this OP. if you wanna smash tonight. this.

Tell her to mix some whiskey with warm milk, it’ll knock em right out

She's down bro, and she's kind of cute. Get off this thread and start chatting with her if you didn't use a fake picture.

Okay like let's be real about this. You're on Sup Forums asking for fucking dating advice. You're either a kid or socially undeveloped. Neither is a problem but which is it? Also how old is she? Is she 18 yet?

I guess what I'm trying to understand is... What the fuck are we helping you with? chhurrrr

send her this, tell her you're an artist

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But isn't that just calling it a quit already

Yeah so totally fucked up. How much of a basement dweller are you that you can't even talk to her. Don't pretend she's a girl, pretend she's a fucking person. It gets way easier. She's probably only responding to you because she knows she's leading you on and that's fucking hysterical.

Ask her if she wants to have sex. You have a 50/50 chance of a yes or a no.

that's not going to work dude.

What app is this btw?? Is this some dating app?

if I was OP I would send her this, this is gold

Wow

do you live under a rock or something ?

tinder

Ye

Aww, could we exchange numbers so you can send pics of their angelic sleeping faces

Then
???

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seconded

Yooo

no retard its putting the ball in her court. as user said if shes interested she will pick the conversation back up. if not you aren't wasting anymore time

Simple question. Simple answer. What is it?

LOl send this

We're both 18

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then

profit

ask for facebook, number or snapchat now! you're in user

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pls op

Cheers. I'm married anyway cunt. Chill your tits.

what's imma message this bitch as show you how a reeeeeal man gets some pussy.

You've gone too far.

Top fucking kek

winrar, even tho you can't send pics on tinder

Alpha as fuck

I couldn't care less about your family I'm just trying to bust a nut

Never apologize for something like that dude. It looks pathetic

lmao

roll

Its over, just destroy everything and change your identity, there's no going back.