JOB THREAD. Prove to me you're not a loser Sup Forums

JOB THREAD. Prove to me you're not a loser Sup Forums

Job title: Field Service Technician
Salary: (depends on overtime) usually 100k+
Education: Associates in applied science
Age: 25

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indeed.com/salaries/Deputy-Sheriff-Salaries,-California
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_population_centres_in_Quebec
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Got a college degree to be a maintenance mechanic

LMAO

And that better be AUS$, no fuckin mechanic of any kind is making even close to six figures in the US.

Professional log sucker
Payed in logs of shit from Andy sixx's asshole

dayum! is that a sixx figure income?!

dumbass dont know whats going on with maintenance these days.

Rapist, 200k/year so far so good

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Full time -junior underwriter for a mid level insurance company.

Part time - wrk with my father small individual business of doing finish work and remodeling.

Trying to learn about bitcoin and have some investments. 25 years old, really broke because of year off work and loans.

Uber driver
Make about 38k a year
Education: associates in culinary

Government (State, County) heavy equipment mechanics do a tad over 100k these days with benefits. Dudes makes like 40-45 an hour top pay.

Canada $160K . fix OP machine.

Hygiene related for barley

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Sheriff's Sergeant, southern California. Never got a degree, been working my way to supervision over the years. Last year I did $163k with not too much overtime.

I'll never make Lieutenant without a degree though. This'll be it.

Where the fuck do you live that the government has their own heavy equipment? STFU, that shit is contracted out and those companies have equipment mechanics and they are making fucking $40+ hr. You faggots just make shit up every time, I swear.

prime example of lying on an anonymous imageboard

indeed.com/salaries/Deputy-Sheriff-Salaries,-California

*AREN'T making $40+ hr, my bad

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Job title: Nigger whipper
Salary: The satisfaction
Education: None, because I'm a hick
Age: 50

Um...pretty much every County and State Transportation department has fleets of heavy equipment, from little shit to D10 dozers. At least in California they do.

No need to be hostile, man. We make a lot here but it also costs a lot, too. But this is Sup Forums so fuck off you worthless piece of shit.

That's an average salary estimate from across the State, most Deputies are probably in that range. Hell your own link went as high as $141k on the high end, and that's for patrol Deputies.

I'm a Sergeant, which means I'm a supervisor and have been in law enforcement for 23 years. In Southern California.

Seriously, wake up.

Uh...another prime example of lying on an anonymous imageboard

Fuck off you lying fuckin nigger

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Best post your last check deposit

I'm a Rothschild account, I make $300,000 a year.

>uber

how the hell do you make any money at this

in my city it falls below min wage

This is Sup Forums, where your average user has a Skyline and makes $100,000+

are you one of those weird boomers who came to Sup Forums because of pol

I work with depression and anxiety. Get over it, faggot.

>Director of Marketing
>$110k + bonuses + side work I do
>Like one year of college at DeVry. Fucking DeVry University.
>25

Data Miner
Information Broker
Equity Trader

Age: 48
Work from home. Only leave home 2x a week to drive car around block to keep battery charged.

Earned $112,000 pre-tax 2017.

Title: Linux Sys Admin, Sr.
Salary: 90k/yr before taxes, not bad considering I only have a 2 year and some certs - I do work overnight tho and that's an extra 5k/yr.
Age: 23

I work at a store called Michaels, but I am Michael, so its all good.

>25
>1 yr at Devry
>director of anything

Director of porn video playlist on pornhub more like it

me again, I stand to inherit only 449 million dollars after my father passes, so im only in it for the glitter.

i suck dicks to live(not that way)
>ill kill myself soon btw

Well it's time for you faggot pieces of shit to fuck off and head on back to grandma's basement.

I'm truly sorry you live in some shit hole part of the country (or world, who knows), but here in the world's 6th largest economy people have the opportunity to make very good money in law enforcement, especially after putting in the years of work. Not that a dumb piece of dried semen like you would know anything about that.

>Hell your own link went as high as $141k on the high end, and that's for patrol Deputies.
To run away from gunfire...what a waste of money, you do that in the real military and you might be executed, otherwise known as a friendly fire incident.

I spent 6 years to get to where I'm at.

Suck my entire dick. The college course I took weren't even marketing related.

Lol what? You really think Sup Forums is this secret club for teenagers? There’s been adults here since the start. Now there’s more retarded children than ever.

No, I've been around here for years. You'd be surprised how many of us are on here.

Funny is funny.

VP at an information security company
$292k W2 last year

moot started Sup Forums in his mid-teens for weebs like himself

i am moots age

Can't say I disagree with you there. Any cop who runs from confrontation shouldn't be a cop, it's not for everyone.

Cook for McDonalds
Less than 10k a year
High School Diploma
18

Journeyman Tool and Die Maker
45 - 50k/yr depending on overtime
Age: 24

Employer paid apprenticeship out of high school, no debt aside from mortgage. Bought house at 20.

These trade jobs are out there Sup Forumsros, you just need to take the incentive and seize the opportunities.

No jobs
Public housing
6k/ year

Job : YouTuber
Salary : 2.3M
Education : Dropped outta highschool
Age : 33

Spatial Analyst / Cartographer
$75k US
BA in History
60

You're 60 and only making $75k?

Damn bro.

>Bought house at 20.
do you live in the boonies?

That's what the 1040 says.

Job title: Jr. Java Developer
Salary: $76,800
Education: Associates in computer programming
Age: 19

But I am a loser. I literally never worked a day in my life.
I've been on welfare since I was 18 because I had a learning disorder and bad anxiety when I was a kid which caused me to be bullied and not being able to graduate or be around big crowds of people.
But it doesn't matter anyway because I have my apartment rent paid for and I get money to pay my bills like internet and my cell phone.
Also enough to get groceries and weed.
They supply me with a monthly bus pass to get too and from my doctors to get my subscriptions.

But tldr I sit around all day smoking weed, playing Xbox, and browsing Sup Forums.

Kinda. It's about 10 miles from the mansion Mike Tyson owned in Ohio. Lot of farmland and Amish but it's quiet and nobody bothers me.

Job Title: Unemployed.
Salary: Clearly, none.
Education: High school, one year of college.
Age: 29

I attempted to be successful as a musician, but realized late in the game that my band members were horrible.

It also was not until around a year ago that I realized many of my misconceptions about how the world (job market, economy, purpose of higher education, etc.) stemmed from abuse as a child and teen, and that my (step)father is likely high-functioning autistic.

noice

i wish i had a decent paying job away from big cities

neet
+ $1700 soon
hs diploma

I don't need to sell my life to a richer man to support myself. You don't either. But you're a cuck, so you do

>my band members were horrible.

Blaming others for your failure. You are just as horrible as they are and you're in denial.

Senior Manager @ Costco

$72,500 / year

H.S. Diploma

>attempted to be a successful musician

Unless you had a 99% confirmation you would get big in 4-5 years, this is entirely your fault.

Let's start with your age. You're 29, so I'm assuming in 2009 you would have graduated high school. Which was 10 years ago.

So you had time with your "band", probably high school friends. 4-5 years would be around 23-24. Probably realizing "maybe I WON'T be the statistical anomaly of 0.00001% of musicians...nah I'll be fine." Then spent ANOTHER 4-5 years of not doing dick with your life.

Like what do you even do? Do you even have a hobby? Aspirations?

Which certs, and what's your degree in?

Production technician
Pay: similar to you OP around 100k depends on overtime
Working on getting petroleum engineer degree

Sup Forums Sup Forums user

Automatically PhD, 250k / year (daddy's monies)

Job title: Specialist in Software Architecture, Voice Applications (9-1-1)
Salary: $CAD 71k/year, +15% annual bonus
Education: Bachelor degree in Software Engineering
Age: 29

Living costs are really low here (nice house for 1k/month, 25yrs mortgage), median salary for a whole family is ~70k. My previous 4½ apartment was $400/mo.

How much do you typically get per dick sucking?

I had no other hobbies, and no other aspirations. After the band fell apart, I began to recognize that my entire outlook on life and the world was seriously flawed.

I scrapped everything and returned to square one. I began to trace the roots down, to see why I had such an aversion to the routes that may have brought me greater success. See the second part of my original post.

I recognize that it is ultimately my own fault, as none other can truly make decisions about my life. As such, I endeavor to undo the damage that years of abuse wrought. I have some ideas about where to take my life, but honestly, I feel a little lost.

>cost of living low
>canada

where do you live? winnipeg?

i pay 1 k a month for a shitty basement apartment which is considered cheap

Quebec.

I stayed away from major cities (Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal), the housing bubble is ridiculous.

how does one get a tech job in a trees village?

There's tech jobs everywhere. You just need to look. Worst case if you work in a very remote place, find a place where you can work from home.

There's over half a million of people where I live, it ain't so "tree village" tho.

Owner of two person (me included) engineering business
180-200k/yr
Civil Engineering (Bachelors)
30

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_population_centres_in_Quebec

where

anything that isnt quebec city, montreal, ottawa is basically a trees village in quebec

It's Quebec City. Which ain't in the ridiculous housing bubble, nor a big city. There's like 4 tall buildings and that's it. Thought it was clear haha

do you have to speak surrender monkey?

Of course. But a slightly different version, more like street surrender angry monkey.

The representation in The Sopranos is pretty dead on:

youtube.com/watch?v=GVIx6n2MCGE (especially at 1:00)

Front desk supervisor. Net income is about 34k a year. Easy job is Easy breezy. I basically just play on my phone, and watch YouTube videos all day. Every hour, i walk around the hotel to make sure my employees are ok, and doing their job. If they're happy, I'm happy. If everyone is doing their job, everything is ok. I used to work construction, got tired of that shit. I went to school for a year and a half, graduated, and now I just chill on my phone all day in a suit.

I'm a red seal machinist, I make parts for hydraulic cylinders for many different types of heavy equipment, Dams, excavators, helicopters. Many many many more things. I also engineer and make after market thumb cylinders in my spare time, which gets me 4500 when I sell one, I usually make them in groups of 5 sometimes they sell really quick, sometimes not 1 for 6 months. On top of that I get paid 40 dollars an hour due to having 10 years experience machining and have quite a lot of welding, millwright, and engineering experience. I'm going to be taking over the company i work for when the owner retires in 3 years.

You just have to look, I pay 800 a month for a 3 bedroom on half an acre in langley which is beside Vancouver.

How long is your commute?

your part of the rent or the entire rent?

whats your commute like

Commute? I live less than 5 minutes from work. I work in a machine shop in the langley Airport.

Don't have one like I said above.

No college, CIO 800K/Yr

Manager of 450,000 chicken poultry farm - 60k with Ute, house and facilities included
Age 22
Education- cert 3 in agriculture and a few other courses here and there.

Should be 100+ but I’m still training

>your part of the rent or the entire rent?

I buy things then sell them, make about 50k a year average

My Entire rent is 800, I live with my wife and my 18 month old son with my second baby coming in september.

ugh

good luck bro

Don't really need luck I'm very very happy with everything I have, I'm also the poster who is the machinist, wife has her masters in psychology. After work I hang out with my favorite little guy in the world then when him and my wife goes to sleep i game for 4-5 hours then sleep and get ready for work again.

Commercial garage door service technician
65k
9th grade drop out
40
Could have done better.
Couldn't be bothered too.
Could have done worse.
Shit goes me way with little effort because of my white privilege.

23 years and still only a sergeant... tsk tsk

Teaching Assistant, £10k
BA (hons) English Literature, MA (hons) Creative Writing, currently studying BSc Physics and Mathematics part time
Age 30

my finances suck but my job satisfaction is 100%