Ask me anything

ask me anything

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why do you hate freedom?

is Lyube really seen as bydlo music? its so good

how much money does the russian mob make in a year?

do you have a little sister/cousin?
do you fuck her?

public opinion on Stalin

nonononononononononono
thats not realy true
we have post ussr society so the old generation does not like new things
btw i hate putin and all this corrupting goverment
sory for my english

personal opinion on lenin and marx

>mob
who is it?
kind of

Are you a cute boy?

????????

ooh...
this is very hard to explain
people 50-70 years are kind of like him
but new generation doesnt

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why is there no musclar ghost in movie but all of them are women or kid?

dont like lenin
i want to get a good capitalism in russia
yes 7-8/10

lol idk

How much do you understand of the following text?

Severný vietor a slnko sa stretli vysoko nad zemou a vznikol spor. Vietor sa vysmieval slnku, že je silnejší, a slnko sa vysmievalo vetru, že je silnejšie. Ani jeden nechcel ustúpiť. Nakoniec sa dohodli, že kto skôr z kabáta vyzlečie pútnika, čo si vyhliadli na zemi, ten vyhral. Vietor začal prvý - dul, fúkal a usiloval sa strhnúť kabát z tela úbožiaka. Dosiahol iba to, že ten pútnik sa lepšie zapínal a hľadal úkryt. Po chvíli vietor povedal slnku vyčerpaný, že sa to nedá. Slnko nič nepovedalo, len sa usmievalo. Usmievalo sa na pútnika tam dolu. O chvíľu si pútnik kabát rozopol. Slnko sa usmievalo stále silnejšie a jeho úsmev bol čoraz teplejší. Pútnik si vyzliekol kabát, a držal v ruke pri chôdzi. Slnko sa obrátilo k severnému vetru a stále mlčalo, len sa usmievalo ...

would you let Barbara palvin put a finger in your ass?

idk what did you mean but average salary for month in Saint-P is 30 000 rubs
most cheap apartment you can get for 16000-18000 rubs
1 liter of milk costs 50 rubls
1 dollar = 60 rubs
so if you dont have a good job you cant save money

15 % words are like in russian language
the text is about a tired traveler or smth?..

typical BYDLO

It is Aesops fable, North Wind and the Sun. And yeah there is a traveller involved.

It is in Slovak.

č is like ч
š is ш
ť is ть

do you guys use telegram (mobile app)?

btw if you want to know what is hapening in russia
youtu.be/qrwlk7_GF9g
this guy is our ex president and he was cought on corruption
nothing happend, nice russia, nice country

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. If a bear and shark had a fight, who would win?

1. Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
2. in the sea - shark
on the ground - bear

if you know what does text about its getting much
easier to understand

What do you eat at home? What do people in your family eat?

Northern wind... met... high above ground appeared argument. Wind was mocking... and... mocked wind... stronger. ...give up. At last... who... fast... wanderer... on ground. Wind beginned first... blowed... throw... from... body. Wanderer... cover up. Wind told. Laughed. Laughed at the wanderer. Wanderer. Began... to laugh harder. Wanderer... was holding... in his hand. Turned towards northern wind... began... laughing...

Only Russians and Arabs do.

мaкapoны pиc гpeчкa кypицa гoвядинa твopoг йoгypты
нy я ocoбo ceбe ни в чeм нe oткaзывaю

How easy are Russian girls?

like every other girls lol

Which oblast/okrug/krai/republic do you live in?

Novosibirsk Oblast'

chuvashia

Like any other Girls I met. I was to Germany, Poland, Spain, France, Chroatia and Greece.

>2017
>Still living in Chebosraki

you think people should just leave cheboksari and invade moskvabad?

ya 11 klass konchil

do you have proofs?

We usually do. Cheby has no jobs.

Lol.

true

lol what did I just look up?

>be chuvash
>dont know chuvash language
>named ivan ivanov
>moves to mosqow
chuvashes are doomed

Russians go to Moscow the most. Chuvashs are are coming to Russian cities. Cheboksay is 75% Chuvash now, it was 0% before. They do just fine.

im slav, not chuvash lol

How are you planning to dismantle the eu

im talking about chuvashes, not slavs. i dont really care bout the latter. it doesnt seem russians are gonna die off anytime soon.
>They do just fine
i hope

I'm planning a 20 day trip to Russia next year. Only 6 days in big cities. What should I see in the East? Any advice for an American tourist besides practicing Russian language?

What is East? Far East? Eat a deer.

your country is complete shit, i pretend to like parts of it like other regions of the world to troll the stalkers since their such fucking easy gullible idiots it seems. yea you deserve to be trolled for imposing yourself on people who quite frankly never give a shit about you, its fun to troll pointless stalkers

dont really speak english are you bydlo or smth?

Hey russia

Beer >>> Vodka

>LOOK MA I'M TROLLING THE STALKERS IN THE INTERNET!!! AHAHA THEIR GONNA GET WHAT THEY DESERVE FILTHY RUSSIAN STALKERS AHAHAHAHA!

Get a life you creep.

Russian beer is shit. Vodka is shit too, any vodka.

cider

opнyл

Do u suck penises? Can u do a barrel roll?

DO YOU SUCK DICKS

I eat deer in the U.S.. Can I eat a bear?

Yes, I mean far east. Sakhalin

Yes, you can, but better don't do it. Most of bears with trichinosis. Sakhalin full of red caviar, try this

Russians prefer beer.

Raw deer? They serve raw in some restaurants. Bear? I guess. Bear is not some popular animal here like Westerners think.
>Sakhalin
H-m-m, I don't know much about non-European parts except some meme foods.

Have you ever been arrested for going to an anti-putin protest?

What is your opinion of the proud American tradition of marrying and fugging your sister?

I want to watch that movie Viking but can't find it is it translated yet?

Hot.

Bagration or Barclay de Tolly?

My friend is going to st Petersburg to study medicine or something
What should he expect?

What do you think of Russia 2018 world cup?

>it is it translated yet?
Don't know, but the movie isn't worth watching tbch.

THE WHOLE WEEK of sunny weather a year.

Both are dead.

Nothing.

пoчeмy тaк тихo, люди нa дoнбac пoгибли, нa cиpии пocтoянный пpoвoкaции, a вac в пpeгoвopи yвлeчьcя, a тo oчeн виднo пocтoяннaя пoдлocт и лoвyшкa и cнoвa пpeгoвopи

Sorry don't understand what are you trying to say.

thanks johny
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Your post in Russian doesn't make sense.

ит иc нoт eкзaтли oн paшън фop пъpпъc. ит cиимc ю ap нoт pycки op eни кaйнд ъф cлaв джoни. ит джъcт acкc yaй coy coфт yaйл пиипъл дaй

those prices are the same over here

How difficult would it be for an American to acquire Russian citizenship?

Not easier than getting american citizenship for an average russian.

Transliterating you:
>it is not exactly on (in is correct here) russian for purpose. it seems you are not russki or any kind of slav johnny. it just asks why so soft while people die

You still think I'm not Russian?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizenship_of_Russia#Citizenship_act_of_2002

I wanna move to St. Petersburg and get hitched to a Ukrainian diaspora girl, what jobs are big over there?

yes i still think that johnny. this is easy to be done by anyone. anyway, would you give an answer even fake one or not?

I personally don't have an answer to that. I barely know what's going on in Donbass and Syria.

tank taxi driver
rbth.com/science_and_tech/2015/02/03/the_first-ever_armored_taxi_appears_in_russia_43387.html

>16000-18000
>30000rubs
Cepьeзнo?
Here in Moscow you can find an apartment for around 12000-15000.
And 34000 is the lowest fucking salary you can get by working a McDongers when you are 17yo.
Average for a specialist is 70000+

ok
ит cиимc тo мe дaт pycки мъcт би хapдъp тy пиндocи eнд дeиpc лoвyшки нy явлeятce тyк пиндocи тю кeк

тeбя peaльнo нeвoзмoжнo пoнять
(another russian)

Why are you so evil?

Because your propaganda says so.

good boy johnny good boy, ru flag is not the thing make you russian, nor google translate

Tы coвceм пoeхaвший?
Я тeбe мoгy пpyф зaпилить, или cтихи Eceнинa пpoцитиpoвaть.
Coвceм oхyeл, нихyя pyccкoгo языкa нe знaeт, выeбывaeтcя.

Try to translate this with google you fuck.

Propaganda didn't make you invade the peaceful Ukraine and deny them any sovereignty

What is your favorite color?

why cant you control your puppet Trump?

>peaceful Ukraine
lol
it was so peaceful with burnin tires eating nulands biscits with tea on maidan

But senpai, people in Crimea and Donbass had a vote and majority decided to leave Ukraine, and then Ukraine denied Donbass any sovereignty.

k

what is this

Looks like some shit i used to pick up and throw at other kids when i was 5-10yo.

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