I used to work for a London based PR company till 2012. Met loads of celebs. Biggest disappointment was Emma Watson...

I used to work for a London based PR company till 2012. Met loads of celebs. Biggest disappointment was Emma Watson, was so pumped to meet her (had jerked lots to her) and in the job I had you had a bit of time for small talk etc. She was fine to chat to but very distant, looks wise on that day without being done up was a 5/10. Anyone else met one they were pumped to meet but were left feeling deflated? I left the industry as it burnt me out. Pic related

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Met Rob Schneider one. Expected him to be a douche but he was actually really nice. Much shorter than I expected though.

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You still fucked her brains out though, right? Even though she was only a 5/10 and distant, you still ploughed it though, right?

I went to a Steve Martin talk/banjo concert and sat in the first row, he akmowledged me and we laughed about something.

Takes to Kirsten Stewart at a comedy club while she was performing.

I talk to s district senator who frequents my bad sometimes.

President of a regional Morgan Stanley bank.

Hung out with a super famous Greek singer and his band. We had breakfast together.

I know some semi big rappers and have met bigger rappers on that account. Hung out with Action Bronson, met some of the dipset, Wu tang and also d-block crew.

There’s more but I can’t remeber

Sorry I’m on my phone and high. Just read that back and holy shit the spelling errors.

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>Takes to Kirsten Stewart at a comedy club while she was performing.
Oh god that sounds awful. Tell me she doesn't actually do stand up.

She’s a funny lady. Also very nice. I know women are generally not that funny but she is. Not as funny as the men, but still funny.

sorry didn't take any pics, was not job to do pics

nope, you can get flirty, but my line of work fucking them is bad for business

Do you have any links to her stand up? I searched but couldn't find any. Also when was this?

Kelly Slatter was one of the best, bit boring but very chilled guy, had a great chat with him.

Ant and Dec were assholes, not funny when they don't have material written for them

I saw Edward Furlong at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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work at a 5 star hotel

ive met a ton of CEOS of random companies
john travolta
random black football players
Steph curry like 3 times
Ive met Jerry Rice so many times that I just refer to him as Jerry, get to drive his car too.
Some random pro golf players mostly women
Kanye and Kim once a few years ago

Thats all I can remember right now, lot of them come in under fake names or enter through somewhere other than the front

She wasn’t a part of the lineup but it was one of those smaller but famous New York comedy clubs. The one at the opening theme of Louis he walks down the stairs of. She was there and one of the comedians brought her up for like 5 minutes. I was wearing a very bright pink adidas jacket I just bought and it was kind of the bit of some jokes with all the comedians. There would be no footage of this. There was like 100 people at the venue.

Oh I forgot it was 2 years ago.

>one of those smaller but famous New York comedy clubs.
>The one at the opening theme of Louis he walks down the stairs of.

That's the Comedy Cellar dude. Arguably the most prestigious comedy club in the world. "one of those smaller clubs" kek

Well it was small. It wasn’t even fully packed when i went.

She was probably practicing her host set for SNL. That happens sometimes.

Don't have any "disappointing" stories. Definitely met some famous people, though. Met some pornstars once.

Met Charlie Sheen in an elevator in a casino in Vegas. I wasn't going to make the elevator and the guy pushed the door back open for me rather than let it close on me. Got his autograph on the way up on a business card. That's the kind of dude he is to random people in case anyone wanted to know.

OP here, one of the coolest was Chloe Moretz, she was only about 15 when I met her, funny as fuck could talk so much shit with her, she was like one of the guys

>she was like one of the guys
So much so that as grew she grew into the psyique of one of the guys.

I was waiting for one of those comments. id still fuck her though, she was a great chick

Yeah i met Rob once also. The guy is so surprisingly nice and just a really all around awesome and easy going guy.
I was expecting him to be stand off ish becauee he gets fanboy/girl'ed all the time. But no. He was really cool.

is the first time I know some user meet Emma Watson.

during my weeb years i met a few famous voice actors, one of them was kinda of a doushbag, it was clear that he really didn't care about any of the parts he did, just paychecks and nothing more. Also met ozzie osborn at a market once. he didn't really wanna talk, he looked really tired so i didn't hold it against him.
>Favorite was Proxy Paige
she was really fun and flirty, we ended up eating lunch.

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Was it Vic Mignogna that was the douche? Because he really seems like one.

I don’t really remember what she talked about other than I smiled and chuckled. I was high that night and a bit tipsy as well.

Not really, though hes abit standoffish buts its mostly because he gets fangirled allot by underage girls who litterally want to bleed his cock dry, shits bound to get you eventually. The actor I met was johhny young bosch, who did played Zero a few times from megaman x, he had a general air of doushness to him and shot down most of my questions and essentially got his entourage to make fun of me for whatever reason

Yeah, JYB was another one I suspected of being a dick.

OP again. This will be controversial but fuck it, one of the best guys Harvey Weinstein. Was years back, we were all having drinks and I got in a circle talking to him, anyhow he was being a bit of an asshole just needling away at people and he asked me was he being rude or something, as someone made a look, I should have said "No" but i said "You are being a bit of a cunt" everyone stopped dead and I thought I was going to get sacked, then he just laughed and told me I was the only honest person to speak to him that week, too honest for the States, I breathed a sigh of relief. Boss ripped shit out of me later though

James Corden. Biggest prick in the biz. Has no material of his own. Hates it when others make better jokes than him. All his laughs are fake.

Shakira. Sweetest and most down to earth celeb I have ever hung out with.

Gillian Anderson. Serious body odour issue. Very poor hygiene.

I once had lunch with David Hasselhoff, A friend of mine knows him

I heard that about Anderson as well.

I agree about Corden, he was just becoming really famous as I was getting out, found him to be a bit of a moron.

One celeb I fell in love with immediately was Anna Kournakova, she was quite shy but so fucking hot.

Cat Deelay was fake as fuck, which was pity as she was hot back then.

Holly Willougby hung out with a bit, my mate was fucking her for a while, she is dumb as dogshit

Rachel Stevens was very sexy. but not that bright

He was one i always wanted to meet, I had heard he is a bit hit and miss on moods, what was he like?

Steven Tyler - Super nice guy, got the opportunity to talk with him for like 10 minutes

Michael Stipes - Biggest Douchecanoe on the planet, dude literally made my skin crawl

Fairuza Balk - Ran into her randomly walking with a friend down a street in Toronto in the summer of 2002. Seemed nice, kept the chat brief as she was with a friend and I was trying to not be rude.

She's tired of creepy guys like us, probably acts distant on purpose.

I agree to an extent. I mean it wasn't fan talk, just chatting whilst lunch was on and planning a product she was promoting, we met several times afterwards as well and she was much the same. You learn pretty quickly not to act like a fan when there for professional meets, they usually let their fake persona's down quickly. I actually think she is just boring

Worked at a Beverly Hills wine shop for many years, met loads and loads of celebs. I’ve been pretty lucky, not many bad stories to tell, the biggest assholes were the D listers for whatever reason. But as far as looks go, hands down the biggest Disappointment was Amy Smart. I used to toss loads to her like mad, and when she came in to the store she looked greasy as fuck and has an ENORMOUS mole on her cheek. They always try to cover it up in her movies but if you look close you can see how huge (and kinda fuzzy) it is.

Also met Terrance Zdunich.

Gillian ruined my childhood Scully crush with that BO.

Corden is indeed a major prick. Wherever he is he needs to be the biggest star. Everything he does is staged.

Holly could be dumb as a stick, I would still plow her, gladly. Lol

Honestly, people would be surprised how disappointing most celebs are. They lead their lives sheltered, with a group of ass lickers on hand.

Why doesn't it surprise me that Gillian Anderson has mad BO? No time to shower while chasing aliens, I guess.

>fucking them is bad for business

Bitch i would invest all my money and start a business and run it into the ground three times over if it meant I got to get with the great Emma Watson.

I think that is why Weinstein liked me, as I was honest.

One of the craziest promos I was at was Mariah Carey, I jerked off to her so much over the years, but she was a fucking head case, so many people running after her, she had so many tantrums it was embarrassing and i wanted to kick her little dog so hard just out of spite.

Owen Wilson was ok, I suspect he had been smoking pot before the job which was unprofessional.

Keanu Reeves was a legend, he was so cool, I didn't think too much of him beforehand, but I know others who have worked closely with him and he is a really nice guy behind the scenes but doesnt make a big of it like some others do.

Bill Murray was really odd, I didnt gel to him like I read about when he does nice stuff.

I always found Jimmy Saville creepy as fuck, I had kinda heard stories about him, it was only the tip of the iceberg what they found out apparently about him.

Max Clifford was a dick, what he did back in the day was no different to a lot of other celeb fixers, i have worked for clients who have a taste for younger girls, I didnt want anything to do with it and just pretended I didnt hear their request.

I made out with Mia Tyler (Liv Tyler’s fat sister) when I was 18 in my dorm in San Francisco almost 20 years ago. She was visiting my friend and we did blow and got drunk and she said she had just fucked Joey Fatone from the Backstreet Boys. I tried to become Eskimo Brothers with Fatone but she wasn’t having it so we just made out and that was it.

I didn't own it and would have got sacked. No one gets to fuck celebs apart from other celebs. Many bodyguards and minders do on occasion, but the celebs discard them when done and they can never get another job again.

I was in the industry for a long time compared to others as I respected boundaries, I have been tempted and propositioned even by some mail "macho" celebs, but I wanted to keep working in the industry

I fucked Madonna back in 1978 before she was famous. Met her at a party and went back to her apartment. First chick that ever let me so anal. But back then she was funny and really nice.....and So Fucking Horny

I was going to say herSNL open was pretty good she’s dry and talks like she’s high, but I was surprised that she was funny

Nobody cares

This is vicariously through my wife ...

Bruce Willis - actually was a pretty nice guy and respectful

Charles Barkley - While I like his public persona, in real life he was a complete asshole

Carmen Electra - fun to party with while doing coke

(politician not a celebrity) - Tom DeLay - definitely liked to party with hookers - real life did not match conservative rep

I helped out with some electrical work at one of Shaq's houses. He's even bigger in person, and everything is custom to his massive size. He also doesn't come across nearly so "shaq-ish" in person, and was pretty chill and rather sensible sounding.

I also did some electrical work at Chuck Norris's gym/dojo, and he was rather quiet, but friendly and professional, overall just pretty respectful and reserved.

Amy Lee was kind of a distant bitch when I've interacted with her, as well as pretty much everyone I've met from Of Monsters and Men, and Fallout Boy.

I knew Josh Ramsay before he got big, even chatting on MySpace all the time, and he was always a dick-douche if I ever met one.

I also knew Kelly Clarkson, and while not as bad as most pop singers, she definitely trashed some of her friendships and relationships in favor of her career.

Lana Del Rey was about as cunty as I expected her to be when I met her.

Jim Gaffigan was goofy and fun, and eager to hug and swap stories about our kids.

Jerry Seinfeld was surprisingly "conservative", at least for a Jew in the Biz.

Robert Downey Jr. is super nice, not at all wrapped up in celebrity fame (except a little for show), and talks to people like everyone is on the same level.

Mark Cuban definitely has a strong personality, and he speaks with no shortage of boldness, but he's also incredibly passionate about families, and he fights hard for what he thinks are issues of integrity or morality. I helped out at a camp one of his daughters attended, and we talked a few times about life, families, politics, and economics.

The dudes from OK Go are hilarious. I hung out with them after the only time I saw them in concert, until they had to get back on the road, and they were just genuinely fun guys.

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Gordon Ramsay is also a very friendly and polite bloke.

Top marks for the Fonz too. So down to earth and approachable!

>Mia Tyler
She is still hot for a fatty, not a bad claim to fame>

Shame about Amy. It would however make anal sex more exciting.

I have met Jamie Oliver, he comes across as quite aloof. Ramsey he was friendly when i met him but intense.

Henry Wrinkler, never had the chance, was my idol as a kid

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Saw lots of actors while I was working as an extra in Vancouver years ago.

David Duchovny. Very chill. He would come out to Kits to play pickup basketball with us. Was pretty good too.

Gillian Anderson. Never saw her much when she wasn't in a scene. Didn't notice any BO during her early X-Files years.

Elle McPherson. Wasn't as hot looking as her photos would suggest.

Jessica Alba. Exactly as hot as her pics and video would suggest. Easily the hottest celebrity I've seen up close.

Dolph Lundgren. Funny guy. Would often joke around with the extras between takes.

Mark Wahlberg. Stuck up manlet.

Rebecca Greyheart. Very pretty but yellowed teeth. Pretty much a chain smoker. Me and a friend had a joint in her trailer during some downtime.

Jason Momoa. Also an extremely chill guy. Apparently smoked up regularly on the Vancouver Art Gallery steps with his friends. Of course no one cared here.

Allison Mack. Surprisingly pretty. Perfect skin and very nice. Was shocked to hear about her being a head of some weird sex cult.

Celebrities that don't act as superior when there are no cameras around are always on good footing with me.

The Fonz is the man indeed!

I worked as a bartender for awhile and met some people

Bruce Willis- like this guy said I let him mix a few drinks

Tom Cruise- a bit of a jerk, but tips well

Amy Schumer- real bitch, only gave tips to the women on staff and leaves the bathroom a stinking mess

John Oliver- dude doesn't brush or clean his teeth, starts talking loudly then shouting when gets excited

Ron Jeremy- Really nice guy, although he always has this "greasy" look to him

Mark Wahlberg- asshole, surprisingly short

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Alton Brown in person was pretty much exactly what I expected, though as you might pick up from some shows, he really, REALLY does not like his personal space violated. He was pretty friendly, if a bit formal, until at the end of our conversation when my wife tried to hug him, at which point he respectfully shoo'd her away.

Geoffrey Zakarian is a dick. He freely talks crap about other people's life decisions, and I watched him criticize everyone's choices in starting a family, their career, education, vacations, and financial plans, all the while being a miserable bastard himself who's not nearly as wealthy as he would like.

I met quite a lot of the Funimation voice actors during the time I lived near Flower Mound. Aaron Dismuke (Alphonse Elric in FMA) was a particular oddball, but there was some major controversy about whether he was being abused by his mother and forcibly on HRT to delay puberty so his mom could profit off that role.

Bruce Willis I met in a mall in SLC once, and he was pretty nice. Quiet, but pretty friendly for a guy trying to keep a low profile while shopping.

Some people mistaking me for Ed Sheeran ended up in me meeting the guy for real, and that would have been disappointing had I held him in any fair regard. Creep.

I am quite jealous!

Agree on the no cameras thing. The worst these days are these 'reality tv stars' they have not done the hard yards and have no idea about how to play the game. i was glad did not have much to do with them. Jade Goodey (UK Celeb) once was at something I was at, she was pure trash

Ever see Holly's tits?

Yeah, I met her with my wife (huge fan), so even if that was going to happen, it wouldn't have happened.

But yeah, I was disappointed. I know there's always drama in that industry (or with entertainers themselves), but I had always thought Amy was one of the nice ones. Maybe I just caught her on a really bad day.

She was pretty cute though out of her stage attire and makeup.

Which reminds me, Lindsey Sterling is full of herself, and not nearly as cute in person as one might think.

The thing about Dismuke wouldn't surprise me. Child actors tend to have really fucked-up parents (just ask Macaulay).

I worked at a movie theatre in Park City, Utah during the Sundance film festival.

Will Smith is super friendly, funny and genuine. Unsurprisingly, his son Jaden is an insufferable douche as his is posse of yes-men (Moises Arias).

Kevin Smith was annoying and overtly political.

Katherine Heigl was probably the single most distasteful person I've ever had the displeasure of working with. She has a terrible reputation in town.

Ryan Reynolds I expected to be a dick, but he's genuinely quick-witted and gregarious.

Scarlett Johansson was quiet (back when her and Ryan were dating). Couldn't get a read.

Daniel Radcliffe is dope and really funny.

Hannibal Burress made me really sad, I was a huge fan from the Eric Andre show but he blew me off in person.

I'll let you guys know if I think of anything else.

Yeah back in her younger days, fat with no shape, kinda like big pancakes.

Met the fanning girls, back in 2011, they were only kids but very very odd. I always worried about them, back in the day they would have been in real trouble from some of the dodgy operators

Yeah, I know he had a hard childhood regardless. All the kids in his school apparently considered it a "known fact" that the rumors about what were going on were understatements at best, but I don't recall anything ever coming of it - which I know doesn't necessarily mean anything.

The industry is messed up enough for adults, so it's sadly no surprise when children are taken advantage of.

That's funny, I have the same exact story about Ryan Gosling except it wasn't Milky Ways it was cans of Coke.

In 2018 that's a dream threesome. Somebody make it happen

How did you see her willboobies?

I see you are a fan indeed. Still thinking if I should go to their London gig in a few days.

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Yes I had the unfortunate experience of Katherine, she was smoking during the interview which was had asked her not to, was back in her Grey's Anatomy days, she blew smoke at one of that assists who was shitting themselves asking her to stop. During lunch she started to choke on something, I think everyone there was hoping she would drop dead. I heard we had her on a good day as well.

Radcliffe was awesome as well, spent ages talking to him at something I was at during 2014, if you treat him like an everyday guy he is awesome. He gave my kids some Harry Potter merchandise as someone had mentioned it offhand before the party, I was quite touched by it.

We all went skinny dipping in a pool at a party I was at, mate started making out with her in the pool.

Gemma Atkinson was there as well she had a great body then, I tried chatting her up, copped a feel of her great tits.

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Hope that fucker porked her in the pool

She does enjoy beef

Her arse is grade A British meat

I worked in the restaurant and hotel business and Eric Andre's pretty chilled out almost to the point of not existing, so that's something.

I've never had issues with any celebrity, though Marilyn Manson was probably starting to break down when he stayed at the hotel the restaurant was based in. Guy went through, well, he probably had help, a liter of vodka a day. Oh, and Al Sharpton, was, surprise, kind of a dick.

Favorites: John Cleese, Eric Idle, Dolph Lundgren, Joe Rogan, Les Miles (LSU's old football coach, and by far one of the nicest people I ever encountered celebrity or not), Jude Law and, of all people, Curtis Armstrong.

haha yep he did on the sly

Kerry Katona was there as well, she was a fucking mental case off her face so bad, she had a hot bod then, I was chatting her up as well, going ok but my mate warned me off as McFadden would cause me dramas at work, she did give me a handjob though.

So, this was from when I met Alektra Blue. I also met Rocco Reed and Jessica Drake that night. And yes, I know my shirt is gay as fuck.

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Would absolutely love to meet Proxy.

nice try Roberts fag. back to you go

Did he she take it up the arse? Bit obsessed with Holly excuse the interest. Kerry had nice tits tho.

Curtis Armstrong's always seemed like a chill guy.

Wife used to work red carpets for a large international film festival and she would give me a press pass for some premieres. Met a bunch of people. Edward norton dann6 devito mos def bruce willis russell crow bill murray john tuturro stanley tucci keanu rachael mcadams many more im to lazy to list. They always thought i was a journalist and would just walk up to me and wait for me to ask them questions. Some id chat with and would see at different events others were cunts. Most people were really nice tho. Keanu asked where i bought my watch.

Never discussed with him, so not sure, sorry to be uncommitted on that but I am not full of shit.

Kerry's tits were nice, i was keen to take it a bit further, one of those things that you know it is bad for you but you want to do it anyhow. Later that evening at the party she caused a major drama when they tried to take her home, was funny as fuck.

Yeah, that seems like something Keanu would do.

What was Norton like, ive heard mixed reviews. I was ill on a day we had him booked for something, he was pretty difficult in the lead up to it

She became disgusting later. Ever bang any of the girl band slags?

It's not me, Watsonfag

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He's a flip. Flips are generally cool, laid back dudes.

In the pool? Brown soup anyone?

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Always wanted Babyspice but played with Mel B, didn't fuck her but was a bunch of us drunk as fuck messing around.

Went on a couple of dates with Tina Barrett she was really really nice but spent too much time in the states

I could see her doing the deadpan comedy thing well.

She gives a rough handjob. Those tits were great to suck on

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