You know you're a real Sup Forumstant when

end the sentence, Sup Forums

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you know that progressive dream funk is better than post avant jazzcore

...

you're proud of your taste but at the same time ashamed to start naming bands you like when someone asks you

you let pitchfork and fantano dictate your taste to the point where you don't have a single unique opinion or preference (god forbid you wouldn't want to be a poseur contrarian now, right?) and treat music as a fashion statement

delet this

Hold your piss until the end of the album

Especially in the case of 45-minute free jazz.

you listen to kpop

This is you:
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You shitpost negatively about your favorite bands

YOU DIG! THE ULTIMATE PSI-COH-DAY-LIK MUSICAL RE-EVOLUTION
I GAVE YOU MY BODY I GAVE YOU MY SOUL FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE LET'S ROCK'N'ROLL
IT'S A MAFIA, A MAFIA I TELL YA
THE KIDS ARE WASTIN' AWAY
ALL AROUND YOU EVERYWHERE

you are a fucking faggot lmao

When you disown a band once they get too popular. Ex. The mac demarcos, tame impala.

>You know you're a real Sup Forumstant when ....
the soy kicks in.

When you immediately become lowkey hostile and openly prejudiced if engaged in music-related conversation, but hesitate before posting your favorite bands on Sup Forums in fear of being laughed at.

...you're not ashamed to admit you like the Post Punk band U2.

>You know you're a real Sup Forumstant when ....
you watch Fantano fuck your boyfriend in the ass.

you love jesus christ.

hits close to home

You know you're a real Sup Forumstant when you can lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven.

...no gf

dude...

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You should kys to be honest