Why you don't have a girlfriend, user?

Why you don't have a girlfriend, user?

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im good looking and all but im a huge stoner and girls kinda catch on that ill never amount to shit. i get laid enough to not shoot myself but im pretty sure unless i get my shit together im gonna die alone.

because more is better

We all need national cryonic program.

Humans already accessed resurrection technology.

If we want evidence of eternal life then we force appearance of humans already accessing eternal life technology. They will understand some of us survive to our resurrection technologies. If we also have an eternal life program, even primitive as only national cryonic program, by military mission and universal healthcare right, then all humans understand some of us survive to our resurrection technologies.

If we freeze our deceased then we are preserving our frozen deceased. If a human is frozen then a human does not rot. If they are not rotting then they are surviving. We will put our resurrection technologies to our deceased.

Humans, already accessing eternal life technology, respect us. They know we live forever: We are here.

Humans have video evidence of eternal life; having millions of mobile cell phones with millions of camera lenses.

Humans requested warrant to access other humans private property: videos of cell phone. The humans requested credit of responsibility to serve warrant by a, "patriot" act confirmed, "Aye" by congress, to fight a global war on terrorism. We should investigate for videos of resurrection.

If we witness eternal life technology then we understand everything is already empirical evidence

Humans already have technologies, and we have called our history and herstory as, "bible" . The people who are living since biblical times are like you, but they have better technology. Like you, they are behaving to you like how you are behaving to other humans.

All the proof you needed. They are not sharing while sharing is a risk of unalienable right of life.

They have good technology, and maybe they will help us like God would help us. Otherwise, like we did not help the poorest of humans lacking clean water, education, and doctor attention,..others are not helping us.

We need national cryonics.

I'm not rich or good looking enough to have women hit on me, which means I have to rely on my personality... I'm the type of guy who women that the time to get to know me like, but I make a fairly bland first impression.
If I was buff, I'd mostly fuck twinks on the side but I can only get the occasional inexperienced twink.

I've gotten to used to being alone so I don't even try. Hopefully I can fight this depression tho

Same here

For me getting a girlfriend is easy, the problem is I lose interest pretty fast.

got divorced after 8 yrs. dont want one when i can just hook up with tinder sloots and not have to put up with their bullshit.

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cos she playin hard to get ;)

Legit

because i'm just not likeable enough,. and i have a problem with alcohol.

Cause girls before thee 30's are often cheating, retarded stacy wannabe sluts who think chads will pick their fake asses so yeah i'm good with tinder sluts & escorts

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I have a shit personality and no one wants to talk to me. I have a little over $500k in stocks, but I dress like crap. I have bad acne.

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I like having money.

I've had one for five years. At least once a week, I question why I asked her to be my girlfriend and wonder if it ever gets better, if I should break it off for my own sanity, etc.

Lessons learned:

>emotional baggage from a previous relationship = NO
>seriously, no matter how easy it is to get laid
>good sex or tons of sex =/= a good relationship
>don't put in a disproportionate amount of effort to make something happen
>the princess mentality where you have to please them, but they do nothing for you = NO
>never move in with someone unless you have both lived on your own for at least a year
>if they fuck you over, don't take them back

Don't get me wrong, we have plenty of moments where we're happy and whatnot, but if I could go back and kick my 22-year-old self in the ass, I would.

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Because I'm an abusive alcoholic that hates people

Because I am not mentally stable anymore. Plus I hate the idea of having kids.

I would want to kms if I didn't feel free.

Life is a bitch and I just want to have little responsibility and live alone in peace.

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kys then

Because I'm ugly, short, poor, have mental illness, and cannot connect with people

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I love my friend but she's a slut.

Because I'm a nice guy.

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Because women are disgusting

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I have extreme anxiety depression im always edgy im ugly im short im fat i have no redeeming qualities i fail at everything i suck at talking to new people and i overall hate myself

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Im edgy as fuck , im ugly , i have acne , i fail at everything in life and ive never been with a girl in my whole life its doesnt get to me much anymore

She's not dumb enough.

Mostly that

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