Tfw I could beat the shit out of everyone on this board with my bare hands

>tfw I could beat the shit out of everyone on this board with my bare hands

i carry a pocket knife bro

watch out

>tfw to intelligent to lift

>tfw op is just an overcompensating faggot

*bear hands.

Just did your first session of SS today, huh?

You can try but the jokes on you, I have diarrhea

No, you couldn't. I'm a girl.

A decent number of these guys probably have guns, since this is Sup Forums jr.

Unless you're a judoist then I doubt it

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i don't own a gun but i keep bear spray in my urban located apartment cause you never know when a bear is gonna try to break in

girls are easy to beat up, fun too.

But you can't hit a girl

You could but I'd snitch on you to the cops so hard. You'd get thrown in prison and I'd visit you every week to taunt you. But then we'd form a genuine bond because I'm in my own prison. We'd become good friends and I'd push to have you out of prison. But on the day of the hearing a big guy would jump you in the shower and shank you. You'd live but you'd lose half your liver and are bed ridden for the rest of your short life. Soon after you get cancer or something I dunno I'm not a psychic.

>to

do you realize how stupid you are?

TRY IT AND I'LL CALL TONY ON YOU

Lets see what your fists do against a 9mm.

I'd hack you to death before you had the chance.

1. how tall r u
2. how many pounds of lean mass do u have

a-user...i thought we were friends...

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>not knowing the meme
Do you realize how new you are?

I could beat you with my bear hands

this image really makes me ponder imponderables

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idk i've fought ex-cons and marines that were all spun out on meth, i'm scrawny and tall but i've beaten people up before.

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who is this innocent girl?

I will respond to violence with only loving benevolence. Bad feelings only beget bad feelings, so if the chain must end with me, so be it. Do your worst.

>tfw i have better taste than most of you

We'll see about that! See if you can handle my face to your foot style!