Black could be anywhere

Black could be anywhere

AYO

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

llmoa u funny family
u write for community?

Black was, of course, in one place only, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

FUCK Voldemort and Fuck white people

HOWEVER

Yeah and it looks like black made it straight into one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Get this pothead outta here!

>We must defeat the wizards of the KKK harry before they fire up the chamber of gas!

Jesus rowling

he could fucking ginny

>tfw you realise Harry is a literal cuck

>The prisoner of alimajifakkianistan is on the loose harry watch your goblet of fire!
I dont't remember any of that

Which character was he in the books again?

Ian JQ

'dat nigga' Rowling really was racist and a bad influence on Christopher Columbus

Did they ever explain who that kid was suppose to be? Apart from the obvious forced diversity in the film, Harry Potter has very few named characters talking and this kid gets more screentime than Seamus or Dean

The funny part is this picture used every time is from when hes describing the grim. He talks about black in the great hall

Hermione

>Harry, do you know this nigger? Tell him to get the hell out of my magical school, there's no chicken or watermelon to be found here

oh my god

I always found that funny about this scene. Just some rando diversity hire getting more screen time and words then the diversity character, Dean. I actually was confused after that scene and was wondering if that was Dean.

He won a UK contest to get a one-line appearance in the movie. That's it. Not forced diversity or any of that shit.

what a daring synthesis

damnnn ************* bringing the fuckin heat
how long this nigga been online? ****-***********? how long you been neeting it up today?

SUPAH NINTENDO
SEGA GENESIS

>Not forced diversity or any of that shit

Nah they were clearly trying something with this film. I've just read the book and I struggle to name who have these dindus are suppose to be

>Average UK representation

I'm only the first one

So other than being a britfag nigger who looks like he smells dumber than a sack of shit and he's fat and sluggish so he probably has diabetes too, what was the point in having him other than "muh diversity"?

WE

>Average UK representation
Brit island has been blacked.

thats why i said that yah idiot

I thought black magic is forbidden?

Sure, with Christopher 'dead nigger no fuss' Columbus

a million keks

I used to read Daily Prophet magazine,
DumbleD and Voldemort up in the pensieve.
Hanging portraits on my wall,
Every Saturday, Quidditch, seeking girls, let me work my magic on them all.
I let my wand rock til' my wand popped,
Smoking on tentacular leaves and mandrake, sippin' on Slughorn's private stock.

fugggg

underrated

It took me a while.