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Poorly describe video games.
Anons guess.

Easy start:
>Dangerous to go alone.

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Zelda

Carried over:
1)
>Power Tiles
>Imprison
>Revive
>Two Wizards
>NES
>Two Sides

2)
Planet Fucked
>Scope out the Moon
>Leave the solar system
>Launch Fighter Launch Fighter
>shuttles
>rainbow planets

first word where niggers are from
second word what niggers would do if they had jobs

made by electronic arts

Jungle Strike.

spray paint the most bugs to your color, stop bugs from eating your huge hamburger, or survive the washing machine longer than everyone else.

>1)
Archon?

>100 lives
>bowie knives
>Dood

correct

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>This is the worst christmas ever

Correct, nice.

>you are gonna be executed for something you didn't do.
>you escape and get powers.

Disgaea

Close enough
Prinny:can I really be the hero?

dishonor

Sweet. I'm fairly well versed in my NES library.

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Yes just add a D

>Life is wonderful
>Catmen destroy everything
>This place is fucking trashed
>Roam the world randomly

>SNL skit from Aurora.

Saracens
14 market up
Be useless/make 1 ram and 2 monks

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would it help if I told you it was for an older console?

D-dishonor

>Zug zug

Starcraft

>Fighter Jet
>Transform
>Hot Bitch
>Evil space fish menace

Nope

Fight underground army

I answered this in the previous thread gimme a (You)

on NES?

I'm not even gonna fucking get into it

> wasted as fuck last night
> grab a taxi because hung over

Trips: The Game.

>Most badass NES intro song
>Isotropic
>Hat
>Wand
>M'lady

Since nobody got it I'll repost.

My dad was betrayed by his friend.
My dad's other friends always need me to help them.
My friend who's supposed to be better than me always needs me to save his ass.
The one girl I like has probably had sex with my rivals teammate. Has save the world multiple times but still have to sleep in my damn ship.
My only defense is spinning and somersaults.

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How conker should have ended

Yes sir.

long ass jeep ride

Guardian Legend?

Starfox?

>meet ginger lady
>she basically the boss of some sort of naval mafia
>nice body but crazy hairstyle
>whatever.jpg
>she offers me her tiny lemons
>just have to give her basically my last shirt
>fuckthat.gif
>i refuse
>she mad
>get attacked by a bunch of buccaneers which move at inhumane speed
>somehow manage to fight them off
>kick ginger ladies ass in revenge
>everybody hates me

YES - Nice.

Dafuq... This one is getting to me... I think the wand part is what throws me off..

A DnD game?

Not a DND game.

Ding ding ding give this guy some tits

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Shitchyea! Keep em coming. I got em all! (except Stadium Events)

Game:
>Be a professor
>Crush creatures with red and blue pillars.

Ducktales?

Oh, sorry.

>>Be a professor
>>Crush creatures with red and blue pillars.
Almost want to say Dr Mario.

Solomon's Key?... but thats not isotropic.

Nope.

Negative, but that Moon theme takes me back..

No, but it does start with an S.

Gyromatic or something like that

Crazy taxi?

Can you give me some more

Mario Bros 2 or 3?

>Deadly
>Blob enemies
>Lots of pointless rooms

no

No sir. Only one controllable character.

>No, but it does start with an S.
FUUUUUU!!

>argh what
>watch where you are going
>hey!

>Gyromatic
Close.

My bad, I meant isomorphic/diagonal view point.

Deadly Towers.

Gyromite?

VICTORY.
Nope.

>> wasted as fuck last night
>> grab a taxi because hung over
> take seltzer
> take pills
> fml.. going to casino

I got one:


I'm stuck with a old man and a sex toy. If I want to leave I have to do ungodly things to myself

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Solstice?

Startropics

Impressive, correct.

This is a very poor video game description would be surprised if someone got it:
...

This one is not Gyromite?

>Data collected
>Large enemy approaching
>Always having to choose between astroid 1 or 2

Undertale or Ninja Gaiden

Portal or half-life

I'm surprised nobody's tried to guess this one

A good game, but nope! :Darius?

Die Hard

no

FF8.

the undertale one was a good guess but no.

Nope

Nope

youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

nope

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

pacman?

Home Alone?

nah

>Flute
>Feels
>Red Gems
>Boy, Knight, Fireguy

nope

>her best buddy is an indian lawyer
>pretty chill guy
>get along with him pretty well
>she starts talking shit about me
>he gets mad because I kicked her ass
>fastforward.png
>he completely annilihates me with some fancy explosives

Nope.
>ps1

>Asian James Bond.

its considered a classic game

Skyrim?

Elevator action.

The Grinch game? I don't remember the title but I played it on PS1.

Classic? an NES game? an 80s game? How far back are we reaching?

E.T.?

Getting colder bro