God here.
>Ask me anything
God here
Jason Taylor
Logan Torres
Is there a stone you can't lift?
Levi Young
Are you homo?
Nathan Miller
your mum's
only for your baby pics
Carter Howard
have sex with me?
Cooper Brown
probably not
Camden Jones
Shold we go to the holyland and free it of the infidels
Justin Perry
can i have sex?
Jaxon Miller
no '
infiltrate the Wests society with multicultralism
and stay their hand with love
umm difficult to answer
how close are you to finding true love?
Robert Baker
will i ever get a gf?
Noah Morris
come to the Philippines
Evan Gomez
How's high school?
Nicholas Walker
was shit
got bullied a lot
had no friends
spent all my time smoking in the toilets
I'm 36 newfag
Andrew Cooper
when will you kill all the traps
Lincoln Moore
no
Isaac Perez
Are you also Satan?
Robert Anderson
no
he's a separate entity
family friend
Camden Ramirez
How big is his dick?
Wyatt Campbell
Which one?
Aaron Kelly
could you create a pop tart so hot not even you could eat it
Ryder Martinez
Are traps gay?
Asher Flores
small I think
about 420 mil of them
I'm too patient for that
I guess they're happy
Wyatt Lewis
ah, this dudes probably God.
Charles Morris
you don't need god to answer that one , yep!!!
Jayden Wright
why did you let Trump get elected
Kevin Cox
Name one person that it's surprising to know they are in Heaven and one that it's surprising they arent
Lincoln Wood
I was locked in a mental ward
couldn't fight in the meme wars
he stole the word off me to be president
so the people thought they heard my voice say yes
but he is a pro thief
I sent you guys Hillary
she was the logical choice
Hell's closed
all are welcome in heaven
it's not quite what you think
it's a series of hoops to jump through to get to the next level
if you die
you're reborn
Evan Flores
Of course God is a fucking libtard.
Samuel Barnes
Why did you let the Holocaust happen? You should be begging us for forgiveness.
Benjamin Williams
He's a fucking moron
The white man is the naughtiest on Earth
Luke Bennett
Why are you such a piece of shit, God?
I mean, if I had your job, I'd be way, WAY better at it. Did you flunk deity school or something?
Jackson Young
Yahweh is a deaf and blind god. You should research Christian archons.
Ayden Richardson
To be honest I was on auto mode since Earth's beginning
I'm awake now
Don't kid with me boyo!
I overpowered you all in my sleep
how much more for you now?
Everyone decides their involvement
You want to be God?
Let's see if you can beat me in the three disciplines
1.Art/Fashion
2.Business/War
3.Science
Robert Price
1. Done.
2. Done.
3. Done.
Want proof? I can't. You'll just have to take it on faith.
Nicholas Cruz
btw those are my words from highschool
Evan Ross
I'm a Great Artist
Great General
AND
Great Scientist
to get these titles
you have to do work in that arena
a single piece
in each discipline
that affects everyone on Earth
I've done it multiple times over
Carter Scott
I have done all these things and more, God.
As stated above, I'm far more qualified to do your job than you are. Resign immediately, and make way for someone competent.
Jace Bailey
Where the fuck have you been Fam?
Austin Hall
You decide your own involvement poofter
If your reach is universal
then stretch
this banter bores me
Asher Hill
asleep
but present in auto fill mode
Lincoln Gray
So you're not going to resign? You're afraid I'll do an incomparably better job? I know you're a shitty god, but Jesus...
Noah Davis
Then sit upon your rump and give orders better than mine
if not
shut up
pipe down
and let me go to work
you guys are a poofter's paradise
Lucas Reed
I do. All the time. See that universe over there, with sunshine and rainbows - and without holy wars and kids dying of cancer?
That one's mine.
Angel Martinez
What have i done to be in one of the first circles ?
Andrew Robinson
They're all mine
there's been some sorting problems
have you seen the state of the world?
Cooper Green
can i get GF this year?
Adrian Morris
come to the Philippines
Matthew Garcia
What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Liam Hernandez
The devil doesn't know how I work
Xavier Gray
God, the last time we spoke I asked you why you let so much suffering take place in the world. And you looked at me for a second, turned around and started taking a piss.
Can you explain what that means?
Josiah Ross
Why are you such a massive dick?
Nathan Martin
ok
the whole world has been on auto-fill
everyone older than me
is not here
but in stasis
they don't mean piss
Alexander Torres
It's attached to me.
John Ortiz
Why did you have to give us muslims & cockroaches?
Angel Carter
Muslims are Allah's
Different dude
Cockroachs were the Devil's design
mosquitos too
Jack Lewis
wat?
but your'e not :D
Nathan Howard
you are no god because all you have done so far is prove that you are far from omnipotent being.