Childhood is when you idolise Jerry

Childhood is when you idolise Jerry
Adulthood is when you realise Kramer makes more sense

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how to literally living in seinfeld universe?

George> Kramer

George makes sense.

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Childhood is when you idolize Bob Sacamano.
Adulthood is when you realize Lomez makes more sense.

But I've always idolized kramer

In reality the Seinfelds of the world don't want to be shown up and they just wouldn't be friends with anyone who outshines them, they would rather stick to the dependent georges of the world because they are predictable and offer great contrast for the women in their life.

YOU CAN TALK
YOU CAN TALK

Childhood is when you idolize Kramer because "lol so wacky and funny"
Adulthood is when you realize George makes the most sense

>Kramer is red pill
>Jerry is the blue pill

But all 4 of the main Seinfeld characters were living ideal lives...

OP is absolutely 100% spot on. Thought I would turn out to be a Jerry. Through sheer luck and some inheritance, I was literally a Kramer during my 20's. Now in my 30's I've unfortunately regressed to George, striving to get back to my Kramer ways. At this point in my life, I realize now I could never be a Jerry.

HE`S A NIGGER ? LOOK HE`S A NIGGER HE`S A NIGGER NIGGER !

Some of us mature quicker

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HE CAN TALK
HE CAN TALK

I've been a George my entire life. I don't think I'm going to change.

Childhood is when you idolize Jerry's hot ass loose girlfriends
Adulthood is when you realize Elaine is best girl

jerry can beat them all up

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What do you need new sneakers for?

Sneaking

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Kek

It should be the opposite actually. Kramer lives in a fantasy world.

Suck em down like COUCA COULA

Jerry was meant to be cool but he dressed like a fucking autistic kid with bad hair

That was actually the joke in one episode where it's revealed his barber has really bad eyesight.

George is the blackpill

Wisdom is when you are Franklin Delano Romanowski.

George dated all the hot chicks and had a high paying job.

George is literally our guy

>that part where george eats foods from the trash can

Who was in the wrong?

Who the hell takes one bite of an eclair then daintily places the rest of it in the garbage?

I'm fucking mad

Best just to play it safe and not technically eat food from a trash can.

George was definitely in the wrong but that was entrapment
He had no choice but to take a bite

Should have done a better job surveying the area before attempting a bite

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF

George's life seems full of anxiety and uncertainty about his job. He got some hot girls though.

It was on the top away from the germs anyway.

MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
HE WORKS FROM 9 TO 5 AND THEN

>all of these plebs on Sup Forums not realizing that only George was right

Jerry = man child
Kramer= retard
Elaine = woman

George = a man's man

Man I love Sup Forums honestly comifest board

he's cheap

cousin Jeffery was the one that had it the best

Childhood is watching Seinfeld.
Adulthood is not watching Seinfeld.

The eclair

>she was asking for it

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I grew up watching Seinfeld all through my childhood and now I'm some weird autistic combination of jerry and George

Hygiene isn't the issue. You can't go into someones home and decide what is and isn't garbage.

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIING

>white sneakers

they'll look like shit in 2 months

>Childhood is watching Seinfeld.
Adulthood is LIVING Seinfeld.

Childhood is laughing at Kramer's cartoon antics
Adulthood is realizing Newman is the best character.