I'm demonically possessed, ama

I'm demonically possessed, ama

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I made this thread a few days ago and kept getting silly questions like how to get your dick sucked by a succubus, let's hope this one is more entertaining

How do you get your dick sucked by a succubus?

hell if I know

What's the deal with airline food?

How did you get possessed?

nobody here is curious about what hell is or how they torture people?

I was crying at my computer about how short life is, an "angel" came to me in the sweet voice of a young lady asking me to trust her and telling me to be a good person or I would "eat my own head"... a few days later I started seeing hallucinations and delusions... a few days after that the voices... and a few weeks after that the possession

did you get bullied in school? are you a popular jock? hot cheerleader girl? how many instagram followers? have a date for prom?

no

does your crush know or care that you exist?

nice live action role playing

why are you a phone posting faggot

Demons aren't real you fucking attention whore

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why do you make up shit to get attention online?

I'll tell you anyway. What they do is the torture you in your adult form for a while. When you're done with that what they do is turn you into a child, remove all your free will which includes your ability to speak, think, or even pray to god. They drag you meanwhile they start making it hurt every time you see something nice, pretty, or a reminder of real life and what it means to be loved. Eventually you either submit to being a mindless slave without a will of your own, under the command of lucifer, hating everything that is beautiful in this world, or you are continuously and eternally tortured.

0/10. Take some writing classes you fucking nerd XD

Do you only have black dicks in you ass or sometimes white ones.Do you 'sucky sucky' much?

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why would I make this up? Do you think I enjoy having my life ruined, my soul destroyed, my interests, loves, fears twisted, the waking nightmares and torture and uncontrollability of emotion or though. Do you think I enjoy knowing that a God exists and he has denied me, damned my soul at the age of 26?

You suck off your dog?

do you shit on the floor?

do you sucky sucky more or less now? Ye should have stuck to black dicks in yer glory hole!

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4.0 gpa 3 years in highschool and 2 in college

Wasn't into sports but lifted every day after school with my friends... I guess if I had to stereotype myself I'd be called a stoner

were you abused as a child or did you turn into a faggot all on your own?

>somebody this new is trying to act like a darklord
HAHAHAHA
holy fuck this is gold

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I'm not trying to act like shit, I'm not the one who made this shit up and nor am I trying to take credit for this atrocity to human souls

Whats the worst thing you've done?

>having no other avenues of attention at the ripe old age of 26
pathetic.

to be frank if I had to make this shit up I'd probably assume they just torture you as an adult, this turning you into a child stuff really has no correlation to what anyone supposes hell to be- which is why I need to have my voice heard

gave my mother two black eyes

look at yourself, dumbass, and realize without people like you responding to this thread I would be getting no attention, thanks for the bump btw

Cease talking about this subject. You have been warned.

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Is the demon hot? how big is his dick? What does he look like? Does he take over when you're jerking off and squeeze your nutsack and make you cum into your own mouth?

Stop making this thread into a joke or I'll summon him and put a curse on you.

Satan literally alters my physical form branding crimes I did not commit into my brain on a daily basis, making me ill, driving me insane with delusions before wiping the minds of these demons and doing it again the next day. At the point, short of killing me, I really doubt there's much they could do to me.

...but is he hot tho.

Nice try, kid. But, no. Do a little more research on who/what Lucifer is.

If you do truly feel this way. Talk to a priest. They'll probably tell you to see a shrink. Unless your demon can display some power.

Speaking of which ...
> claims possession by ancient evil spirit
> posts on Sup Forums
Fuck outta here

When did the retarded squirls fuck your ass last?

I'll summon him. I swear to your God I will. You will not survive it's wrath. Don't fuck with me.

Do you think you deserve it

I feel no remorse for you. He is behind you right now. Don't look. It will only make the suffering worse.

neckbeard confirmed. Go bother somebody at your local card shop instead, I'm sure there would be many there happy to listen to your "story" :)

Two major demons, one's about 26 with black hair and a long face, and I haven't seen the other but know he's a child who pretends to be a mother. They do try to make me horny pretty much daily. At one point I asked them to try to make me cum without me stimulating my dick and it didn't work, ever since I've kinda just been trying to ignore them.

...

Oh FUCK YES HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME
pound my nasty little trap ass and fill my butthole with your hellspawn

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Do you swallow your own cum though

how do you get your dick sucked by an incubus

you don't "summon demons" while possessed, they are forever present

Please do. While you are at it go to the doctor for your undiagnosed schizophrenia and/or hallucinations from drugs.

I wonder why you guys think insulting me makes you're cute... the sad thing here is that a 4.0 gpa student with tons of friends, money, and a happy family is possessed while these people who go on message boards insulting other humans life carefree existances free of harm

Your demons are pathetic edgy and made-up. You need to get yourself a real demon. Every since I've gotten possessed I've been able to cheat at poker, meet succubi IRL for easy fucks with no repercussions, and I've gotten better at mathematics.

If you're going to make shit up for attention the least you can do is not pull your material from a 3rd grade writing class's trash bin.

I am seeing two psychiatrists and a psychologist and I've been on about 10 different medications trying to get this under control but it should really come as no surprise that medication won't help possession.

Fuck it. I will destroy your soul my self. I am astral projecting behind you with a knife, you turn around, you die. Declare me your master and I will not harm you.

Maybe ye should stick to only sucking black cock. White cack may be too vanilla for you. I only get bummed by BLACK cock. I FIND BLACK MENS spunk a rare tasty treat!

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hey
ANSWER THE QUESTION LARPBOY

It doesn't matter what you have done, what your story is, or who you think you are... Jesus loves you anyway and he died for your sins. His sacrifice wipes the slate clean allowing you to turn to him without guilt or shame. He paid the ultimate price so you could have eternal life in Heaven. Repent (turn away) from evil and turn to God.

And no user, you can't sell your soul. If you were told that you have been conned because you can't. God will forgive you because he loves you. Turn to God and ask for his forgiveness, love and mercy. He will give it to you and all you have to do is turn to him. God bless!

Satan doesn't love you and I guarantee there will be comments that reveal their hate directed at this post to prove it.

The demons have shown me premonitions, gave me empathic ability, supernatural agility and thought, and especially improved verbiosity as if the words were being fed to me.

How do you get your dick sucked by a succubus?

I answered this on post 3 go check

Your demons sound way cooler. What are their names?

How do you get your dick sucked by a succubus?

>a person with a 4.0GPA can only get attention on Sup Forums
Doubt.

Thank you so much for the love and support, I really mean it. My aunt hosts a bible study and I've been doing a lot of research on various religions. I've used the roman rituale book to conduct exorcism on myself and have had my house and body blessed with holy water as well as having deliverance prayers in meetings held over me. Unfortunately, however, this didn't even hamper the demons in the slightest and if anything calling upon God's name seems to make them angrier.

Black Velvet and Four Loco

edgelord

I want to fill your nasty little trap ass with my spawn. You in the Cali area?

The 26 year old is called "You" he uses a copy of my mind to speak in my own voice, the younger one had no name until you told me it was "Mickeial" but is commonly referred to as the "mother"

STOP TURNING MY THREAD INTO A FUCKING HOOKUP THREAD
I AM POSESSED BY A DEMON ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING DOING THIS

And who do you think you'll summon against me? You know me not, child.
The 72 names resound and sing your miniscule nature and weakness unto me.
The Hebrew bastard fiend you call Satan is a impotent child compared to the powers of darkness you know nothing about. To quote the little girl whom you strive to be, "your mother sucks cocks in Hell," cunt. Don't tinker with the shadows nor make threats against those you know nothing of. Your anonymity isn't so anonymous. NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU.

It's not like this is the only place I have or will be telling my story

I wasn't talking to you edgelord I was asking the actually cool dude.

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chill out it's not even your thread

What kind of dildos do demons prefer?

Do you jerk off to angel porn or demon porn? Are you homosexual?

Ovipositors

You're responding to somebody who didn't make this thread but obviously your dark lord would have informed you of this

And dog knots

>hentai faggot confirmed

And now hes inside me
Mmm

The demons will have no mercy on you, ill child. You fuck with somebody who's intelligence cannot be measured. You think high school was the plateau of my power? I am a fucking GOD you scum. I will be fucking your mother while she wails for her dead son when I am through with you.

you have schizophrenia. The "angel" was also a hallucination. There's plenty of therapy for what you're going through. Just see a psychiatrist, and don't take psychoactive substances like shrooms or LSD

Ask the demons to come visit me..being possessed seems fun

Shouldn't you be on deviant art?

I am the dark lord. I just haven't had my coffee or read the morning paper. My morning routine is s bit out of wack. Lots of darkness spreading last night.

I am not schizophrenic. Mom kept telling me that because she said I had no friends. THE DEMONS DROVE THE FRIENDS AWAY. They don't understand anyway. I can summon fire with my newfound power. I am even stronger than Zuko now.

The demons like that. Not me, nigger.

alright well it's been a long 15 minutes but clearly out of the 50+ replies only about 5 to 10 of them have any merit.... sorry you guys doubt me but even if I were making this shit up not a single one you wanted to entertain the possibility that I might have a story or two to tell

fuck your stories you role playing faggot we wanna know how to score sexy demon bitches get fat scores of weed and make our awesome jock friends laugh while we're fucking the girl you have a crush on

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GET DRIVEN OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

all that school got you nowhere but Sup Forums
excuse me while I go pound some pussy and pop some xanax
#DESTROYED

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But you're possessed, so that means you're taking those ovipositors and dog knots, which makes YOU the faggot, not them.

No, he's possessed, it's not voluntary so it doesn't count.

But he IS recieving the dog knots and ovipositors. It doesn't matter how weird the dick is or if it's basically rape, the boy was the one getting the demon noodles in his butthole

HE GAY

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I'm not OP, dipshit. Just saying what some faggy demons possessing Sup Forumstards would like. Fuck you're dense.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I know you're not OP. You're possessing OP. And you're a faggot. Just because it's not your body doesn't mean you're not gay for doing it

OP here. Can confirm demons like ovipositors and dog knots

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Your mom is a faggot who cucks OP with you and the demons while your dad watches.
It's like demoncuckception