giving 0.5 bitcoin to anyone that can help
I need someone experienced with spells, witchcraft, and black magik.
I have to place a curse on my friend who is interviewing for companies. I want to spite him and continue his trend of unemployment. I am jealous of his achievements and liked how he's been unemployed so long.
what can I cast to doom him?
likewise how does he cancel it so I can double cross it?
Yes I can help you. Youll need two bowls of his fluids, piss, blood, sperm etc., some of his hair and his picture. Then Ill provide further instructions
If this isn't a meme, no.
Sorry but curses are pre-pay only. I don't hand out this kind of power with the "promise" of payment.
Fuck off, puny Shaman, I was here first..
>two bowls
are you fucking retarded? use a virgin vessel. The human vagina is the only thing you need. Why you think people use virgins in rituals? as a meme?
Sorry Alexander but can you please leave the business talk to the real professionals? Also shouldn't you be getting ready for work. Your boss is going to get on your ass if you fuck up anymore. Also, tie your fucking shoes, mate.
all I have is some tissues which he used to wipe off piss at my toilet and blow his nose.
I have some of his hair. the faggot won't tell me what company he is interviewing at. will this not let me move forward?
hi i am the XRP fag of Sup Forums
i give you all the information you need for a bright future
You know how difficult it is to obtain virgins these days? It`s not the 16th fucking century anymore.
My shoe... how did you find out, mortal?!
I guess this will suffice..
Dude... magic isn't real.
But that's fine because neither is bitcoin.
lololo
Easy... I've done this before.. Doesn't require a spell, just good ole' semi genius level being an asshole.. No spells, no "magic"... Just good old fuckery..
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Sned the btc with a note... Your email address in the notes.. I'll contact you via random email..
You can't cast shit you fool, who do you think you are?
Black magic ain't a diy thing and can only be mastered if you have it in you from birth and if you put decades of effort in practising on animals and bugs. Cursing humans is a whole different story. Their mental resistance can and will compromise the effect of curses if not adjusted accordingly during the process.
You dont want to end up dead, don't bother trying.
I can help you out though. I after 15yrs of training as the disciple of the great Ur'shukk I am capable of casting intermediate blood curses, causing all kinds of illness in my victims. Depending on your budget I start at the cold for around .4 bc all the way to skin cancer for 2.5bc. I offer family value packages starting at 4bc striking all family members including 1st degree relatives with minor illnesses, wiping out a family will cost you 15bc
Just saying that image is a magic card
HEY MAGIC GUYS, WHAT KIND OF SOCKS DO I HAVE ON?
You don`t.
OF COURSE I DO, YOU'RE OUT.
White. Gray feet. The left foot is kinda itchy. You forgot where you bought them (pro-tip: they're the pair you found at the Laundromat right next to the lacey red bra you wanted to take but pussied out and left in there and you still think about that bra from time to time because you're actually low-key a crossdresser)
Is this accurate?
Get the Lesser Key of Solomon.
Summon correct demon for task at hand. Won't see it but you will feel it and know it's there.
Tell it what to do.
Done.
There will be consequences to your life also btw. You can't just curse someone and expect your life to be ok.
NO BUT THEY ARE GREY, WHAT PICTURE IS ON THE SOCKS THOUGH??
>Lesser Key of Solomon
Let me guess, you're a faggot who writes lists of demons with RPG stats
>evoking for something this minor
>muh karma
Honestly OP, the easiest and quickest way for you would be to use some kind of candle or sigil Magick. I can answer questions if you want
OP here.
I laced him with nbome and performed a tarot card reading.
someone please interperate what this means, will send btc. no one is giving advice to curses you guys are noobs.
anyways his cards were past, modern, future.
>cards
>past: the fool
>modern: the tower
>future ; the magician
>having the fool in your deck at all
Your newfag is showing, do you even know what the fuck you're doing?
Hello there shamans/spiritualists/etc.
I am aspiring to learn the ways of the inner strength, i've a few questions.
is Marijuanna any helpful?
and does masturbation screw with my meditation? I only meditate before i sleep for about 30 minutes every other day.
Read the post about, I gave advice. My super also quick and dirty interpretation is that in the past he was lost or didn't know what to do. His life is currently in hard times, struggling to make it through. But he will find his way through it using his skills and knowledge and he his better for it.
Also, free advice. Don't insult people who you're asking to teach you how to curse people
Marijuana is fine in moderation, perhaps helpful if used properly. Masturbation extends creative energies, if you're not channeling that energy into anything it's a waste of it.