€90million

>€90million

>90 million for a fat Scott Hogan.

le choke the finals and do nothing man

He fat

yes yes very good Beppe

HOWEVER

Spaghetti League destroyer

>LITERALLY paying £75m for the most infamous choker of this generation

the father of pechos frios

more like spaghetti plates destroyer

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>€90million for a fat Olivier Giroud

>90 million quid for a morbidly obese Andy carrol

b-b-but he scores a lot for the best team in the league he was worth every penny!!!!

>not even Serie A top scorer

lol

Worst transfer ever?

kilogram?

>€90M for a fatter Negredo

>le Final man

>striker doesn't get any chances from the team
>choked

KEK'D

>BUT HE SCORES AGAINST SIENA, PALERMO AND CROTONE

Garbage player. Absolute garbage. This is what Messi is surrounded by. Not even Maradona would win with this useless piece of trash

All hail... THE PESCARA SLAYER

Giroud would've scored today

>fat fuck can't make runs and create space for himself

Fixed that for you.

spaghetti slayer

I just realized he was playing today

Madrid have 0 (ZERO) argentinians, that's how they win shit

>90mil for a brown Grant Holt

he was really bad

>90 mil for a fatter Higuain.

The only thing Gonzalo can finish is his dinner.

>The Crusher of Crotone
>The Undertaker of Udinese
>The Eradicator of Empoli
>The Scourge of Sassuolo

> Le jog back and forth mam

Top banter

delet

>le white balotelli man

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>The Bane of Bologna

>The Punisher of Palermo

kek

Based British Banter

>higuain couldn't finish a wank

kek

The only defenders he'll ever beat are people in the Juve cafeteria line

screaming at this post

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Le get manhandled by Varane man

Prosinecki on Higuaín: "He's a pig! He's fatter than me!"

Gonzalo Higuaín has been under the microscope since making his Juventus debut in a friendly against West Ham at the Olympic Stadium. The former Napoli striker, whose acrimonious 90-million-euro move to Turin from Naples was, briefly, the third most-expensive transfer in football history, appeared to be carrying plenty of extra baggage.

Robert Prosinecki, currently the coach of Azerbaijan and a former Barcelona and Real Madrid player, expressed his surprise at Higuaín’s shape in an interview with Croatian daily Jutarjni List: “I was amazed to see Higuaín looking like that. They paid 90 million for him and he’s turned up like a pig. He’s fatter than me! I can’t imagine what Massimiliano Allegri’s face was like when he saw him after chasing his signature so much.”
greates article of all time ?

AYYY

ayyyyyy

Jej

>going to make a joke about how juve paid 1 million for each kg
>realize he probably weighs more than that

Just watch him demolish the buffet at whatever holiday resort he's at this summer. That's when he's in his element.

I warned you he would choke, I told you

At least he'll be inducted into the restaurants hall of fame

Why does he choke so much?

Really good thread this lads made me laugh

>higuain will be entering a fitness protection programme after this

good thread

>hated in naples
>hated in turin
>hated in argentina

is it time for him to return to france?

Reports from Turin: Higuains release clause has been set at 1mil/kg

Imagine, just imagine paying NINETY MILLION EUROS for a mentally weak potbellied goblin, the caricature of a striker who single-handedly ruined Messi's psyche permanently due to his incompetence.
The absolute STATE of Jj.

He was dead weight after 45 minutes

>spend £80m on a fatty for the sole purpose of pissing all over the league even harder to concentrate on winning the CL
>don't win the CL

ayy

He should transfer to CB now and use his weight to finish off strikers

The Banter never ends in the British Empire

>can't even get top striker in serie a
>Dzeko scored more than him and he chokes 5 chances every match
>Mertens played half a year and did better than him

Muh league slayer

Even he looks confused

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Higuain is a Sarribabby

he doesn't choke he's literally just bad

Him vs Wayne Shaw, who would win?

>make one of the greatest deals in football selling back dabman
>spend it all on a fat choker

His centre of gravity is very low.

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>90 million for a skinnyfat Chelsea-era Fernando Torres

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He does during dinner outings

My favorite Piguain moment of the match was like 20 minutes in, when Navas was trudging the ball around waiting for someone from Juve to run up forcing him to pick it up and stop wasting time, but the fat fucker just stood there for half a minute before finally forcing himself to walk 3 meters

It's all actually a conspiracy by Napoli. They pay specifically trained stealthy hitmen to leave freshly made oven cooked traditional neapolitan pizzas around his house and locker room. The poor tubbo cannot resist, becomes fatter and fatter each day and chokes in important games. Look it up, sheeple.

He's probably eaten €90million worth of food since signing.

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Two greats like Messi and ronaldo, no use comparing them, just enjoy watching them both while we can desu

Buena esa weon

juve should lock his fridge, send him to bed without dinner when he doesn't score against small teams and have allegri give him treats when he scores at important matches

Ebin, simply Ebin!

>Surely this infamous Argentine choker will help us win that knockout competition we are famous at choking in

they should get rid of him and try and get Mertens (they won't) or Belotti

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*obliterates Chievo Verona*
now it's your turn Ronaldo huh

he forced a move because the owner of napoli called him chubby, lock his fridge and hed murder the entire agnelli family

lol morata was better lol

>that hairline
Jj U S T

>The Gravedigger of Genoa

they drew genoa iirc

>ruins Messi
>now working on Dybala

>imagine actually paying money for this guy

>no ice cream bonus for winning the final

Juve's mistake.

They could've just promised him the UCL trophy for juice top-ups

how can someone be a fat choker?

By eating dinner too fast