ITT:We wait
ITT:We wait
Brandon Wilson
Easton Williams
cough
Blake Davis
Nicholas Sanders
Move Leg. Chair creaks.
Wyatt Turner
I demand some service!
Lincoln White
Anyone got the time?
Dylan Scott
God bless you.
Owen Kelly
*gives you the stink eye*
John Wright
sighing. hands flat on thighs, short back bending.
Jayden Turner
Quit your yapping, you just got here buddy.
Asher Martinez
Yes, it's 12:30.
Carson King
farts
Hunter Bell
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Jacob King
*Moves in close to you*
So have you heard of the latest shenanigan of idiot president Donald Trump?
Caleb Campbell
*Puts headphones on max volume*
Jacob Nelson
Good day! What are you, getnlemen, waiting for?
Nathaniel Stewart
Oh no, i'm going to miss my abortion appointment. Do you mind if I go before you?
Levi Bennett
"No. And get away from me. I heard liberalism is cancerous."
Austin White
*stroke*
Evan Hughes
Better out that in, amirite buddy?
Hudson Cook
Anything
Jackson Thompson
No problem.
Logan Campbell
This is the waiting room to get into the waiting room.
Aiden Wright
"Can any one please bum me a cigarette? I'll pay you a dollar or something."
>observes the room for any takers.
Levi Russell
Thank you so much. I guess chivalry is not dead after all.
Josiah Turner
No cunt
Jack Walker
*Stomach makes questionable roar that could be mistaken as a fart*
Sorry, that was just my stomach...
Adam Taylor
>Leaves the building.
>Comes back with an entire box of cigs.
Here you go.
Logan Adams
I'm sorry. I came on too strong. What I actually wanted to tell you is that you look like a very strong bull. How do you feel about fucking another man's wife?
Parker Walker
Mein nigger. But, by leaving you're not waiting. Therefore, I'm secretly judging, and appreciating you, user.
Anthony Phillips
*shits pants, liquid shit runs down pantleg*
Is... Is there a bathroom around here?
Jason Jenkins
Here you go mister, I know how embarassing it must feel.
Easton Wood
Ask the front counter idiot.
Noah Flores
Yeah, but you'll have to wait your turn. Thats why we are all waiting.
Wyatt Ramirez
>sneezes and the booger lands on one of the empty seats
Ian Smith
I shall piss everywhere
Evan Scott
>starts masturbating
Evan Adams
anybody got some oxy they want to snort in the corner of the parking lot?
Nicholas Cruz
"Pulls out a shotgun"
Levi Gonzalez
Oi! What are you doing! You sick piece of shit!
>Starts running over to user's seat.
Jackson Sanchez
Unfortunately it's an American waiting room, everyone pulls their guns out
Anthony Smith
Oh that's okay, I'll just grab this seat next to you.
>Eye contact intensifies
Luke Reed
*cellpone rings*
*Answers*
"Yeah I don't mind if you fuck your brother. Just don't let him cum inside yo-....Don't worry, i'll claim his baby as my own."
Hunter Taylor
Did I miss it?
James Hall
>busts a nut on your shoe
Lucas Jackson
Its a good thing i'm always packing.
Carson Foster
I'm bored of waiting guys I'm leaving
Levi Reyes
>user, the doctor will see you now
Everyone stands
Chase Wilson
Anyone got some gum?
Bentley Thompson
You'll regret it when it happens
Austin Sanders
user but you're almost at the front of the line. Can't you wait just a few more hours?
Jeremiah Thomas
No, but I got a gun.
Brody Carter
This thread is now a diaper thread
Eli Scott
Fuck off cunt
Jason Perez
*Blows nose*
James Watson
>penn 1911
pass
Jason Barnes
*copies a Sup Forums post from like 2012 because he though it was funny and decides to post it again on /b to make himself think people find him funny*
Mason Miller
bing bing, wahoo!
Ryan Sanders
HEY, ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE PASSWORD FOR THE WIFI NETWORK IS? i FOUND IT BUT i CAN'T GET ON.
James Ross
GUYS?
Xavier Thompson
its "iambiggayboi"