REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Finally

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yeah i want one

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never happens. But sure.

Heck why the fuck not

what if i kill myself tonight

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I'm sad enough to try

Might actually happen. I hope my date goes well

You've hurt me before, thread promises.

If trips I'll get one by myself by tomorrow.

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I already have one but i can use a backup.

Why do you lie to me user

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replied.

Leggoooo

i wish

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can confirm, will not happen

Close. look like you're single for life.

i hope

heuheueh

might aswell try

I am here. Not queer. I dated someone who left me for another girl. Im ded inside pls help

Hope op is right

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Inchallah

checked

also OP's a big fat phony can't trust 'em

I need all the help I can get

huehue

After 29 years...

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yeah

I believe

only if she is loli gf

Why not

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My time has come

God I wish that was mee

desu desu desu

Seven blessings!

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Idk why but i call bullshit

Idk if it is really worth it, I care only about pussy, not a relationship...

Pls ;-;

Yes please :( I'm so lonely

Please

Sure, why not?

Sure, nothing else has ever worked.

guidhbdybixwub

The trips will make it happen

haha jokes on you ill never geta gf

god im so alone

This is fuked

Oh god I would give up my left testicle for a girlfriend.
I'm so fucking lonely. I don't have anyone to talk to.

We'll see about that

I hear satanic rituals use body parts, get crackin' user

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My cousin is a quadriplegic and gets more pussy than me i think im still fucked lol

How low can I go?

trips checked

dubs checked

may your luck continue into your romantic endeavours

Bump, oh dear ...

finally

WRONG.

believe in pascal's wager

I just want an adorable Disney Princess type girlfriend.

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it better be true

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jesus this is finally happening

Plz

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who is the girl in on the photo? i think im in love with her

Bet

Gfs r us

Cassie Helton

fuck it !ETS try

I would literally take anything at this point.

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Roll

P-p-please?

My prayers have been andswered!!!

ok

It won't work

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Gib gf

/shrug

better safe than sorry

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i got nothing to lose

send help

gooby plz

I don't believe you.

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thank God

Yeah ok whatever it wont work anyway

vouch for op

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I am crying for you.

bullshit

Yes.

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Will she look like this?

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Check

I only want one

mfw no gf

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Everyone who has replied to this thread is fucking desperate. ( including me)