Meet this qt at a party last night

>meet this qt at a party last night
>a couple times I teased her about her grammar (she's ESL)
>I added her on facebook, and she immediately sent me that message

was my response good enough? She hasn't read it yet.

For reference, I'm 26, I think she's 24 or 25

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stupid

FUCK this was my worst fear.

Replied like a 12 year old

I will die alone

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You fucked it up, you should tell her the truth way you added her. She'll know you want to fuck her now.

Retard, is this your first time talking to a girl?

she's going to tell her friends and block you m8

>not opening with the archiologist line

No wonder you people are single.

honestly it's not that bad, don't listen to these virgins

she used he emoticon first, so I thought it was kosher for me to respond with one too...

So... why did you add her, OP?

because I wanna dick her good

Now ask her out ya dingus

ye don't worry, how long ago did you send this, and when was the last time she was online?

once she reads my message I will

>archiologist line
The what?

I sent it like 15min ago, she was last online an hour ago ish

>LIKE OMG Katie! Remember user at the party? He actually added me and started acting like a fuckboy
>lol what a loser :')


How is how it's gonna go down

That should be good enough lol, at least she is showing a sense of humor

You only need to worry if she's online and doesn't respond.

And why did you not say that, adding maybe a pun based on her comment? Ie
>I wanna see if you moan with the same grammatical accuracy :D

she is not responding because she took a screenshot and is laughing with her friends lol, why send the stupid emoji?

Bey my balls she will just send you a few more lines to see what autismo you send her and then she will block you and upload the screenshots to her facebook, RIP

"N-No way! I-I-I added y-y-y-y-you because I-I th-th-th-think you're a c-c-c-c-c-cool girl!

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You didn't blow it, but being direct never hurts
>I added you because I thought we had a genuine connection and you were cute.

Even then, don't think too much into it if she doesn't respond. Could be a lot of reasons why. Give her just a bit of space. Don't come off as too clingy right away. I got a good feeling about this!

what this guy says, only if she doesn't respond the same 24h anymore u should give her some space for a while or give up

no, I added you because I thought you were cute -is the correct response

Fuck that preschool shit boy, get down to the point. This is a convo between ppl in mid/late 20s.

>hey, wanted to ask if you wanna go out for coffee sometimes


Girls in mid 20's don't have time for bullshit.

I thought about that but i thought it was too forward

So you didn't fuck her?

She may have esl but apparently your autistic.

you're just as bad as the both of them.

Why are you trying to be as insincere as possible? Then you fucks will complain about women. Honesty is the best policy. Besides a woman already knows within a few minutes if she likes you or not.

she liked him enough to send the first message

For future reference try avoiding the use of emojis. You're 26 man, not 12.

both of who?

If OP is too scared to ask her out he should just block her and gtfo.

False. Use emojis en masse but only AFTER you already score big.

It's called being confident, there's nothing too forward to that response. It's the best way to know if she's into you, you will know right away with her response to that.

And then he fucked it up, look at his post. She'll get bored cause she needs to keep the convo going.

That's the next line, dumbass.

wrong

wrong

Nah fag, that is literally the line he should've wrote, the girl already started the convo.

Is your text game this weak?

My boy, that reply was dry as shit, but honestly just do you and have confidence in yourself. bitches love that shit.

>ITT virgins who think they have a good text game

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that's the exact reply i would send in your situation and i haven't had sex in over a decade.

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me too, bro

You did good. Don't doubt what you say. If she likes you enough to reply back it's on her. The key is to slowly manipulate her to like you while you have a chance.

For 20 somethings, apparently, oldfag reporting in. My game is with 35+.

lol ouch. shes probably already sent it too all her friends, im posting it too r/niceguys too lmao

I just wanna know if OP is getting brown pussy or not
The fact that she sent you a message at all means she's probably interested
Your reply could have been much better but it shouldn't be a dealbreaker

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