I did it Sup Forums, I asked a girl out and she said yes! I'm going to have dinner with a girl from my college

I did it Sup Forums, I asked a girl out and she said yes! I'm going to have dinner with a girl from my college.
I'm a little awkward socially so I need some tips on how to not embarrass myself. What should I talk about?

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hi there
i just want ot say that lately i've been enjoying travelling by airplane,a loot
cause i don't care about the price anymore,since my parents are wealthy and can provide me very good money
i now find travelling anywhere by airplane,extremly comfy
also i eat some expensive snaks in the airports and don't care about how much a spend
great,isn't it?

Immediately ask her about plans for the upcoming race war - this indicates you are a true gentleman

Warn her about the Jewish menace

Pull her chair out for her

not Sup Forums or anything you see on Sup Forums

not Sup Forums

Hello sir,

My son has been getting in a lot of trouble at school. I see this frogman a lot in his room and now I see you have a dancing one. What is the story here, mister man?

- Tim's mom

Talk about your mom

Talk about her tits.

Never, I know the first two rules

Be sure to discuss only topics related to race, religion, and politics- guaranteed to get your dick wet by the end of the night.

make her talk about herself, her interests
cats or dogs? etc

Should I open doors for her or is that too cringy?

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Kek
You serious?

My wife likes it

Did you do it on the first date though

Dude, just be yourself, focus on her, answer questions about yourself, be polite, done check out other bitches...you got this fellow kekistani

Naw, her waited till he got the pussy first

All me
I did, just like i said and youll be fine

I still do it

Do it. Walk closest to the street. Pull her chair out for her. Bring her flowers. Pull your dick out at the end of the date.

Dammit, added yours in by mistake...been w.her 12 yr and married 8, 2 kids, youll be fine

Honestly dude, just be yourself. At the end of the day she's said yes to coming to dinner with you!! Be happy, relax and enjoy the night. Don't worry about silence, if you panic and start floundering and chatting shit she's going to feel uncomfortable. Eye contact is good in these silences, the longer they grow just pull a little smirk and then make a cheeky/cheesy comment. Don't be a white knight, it's okay to have banter with them, women aren't after a fedora virgin treating them like some mythical creature - it's a massive turn off.

Further on from that, I wouldn't think too much about talking about X, Y or Z as this can again lead to you floundering when your pre-rehearsed convo's don't go to plan. It's a first date, just focus on getting to know her a little better!

Due to dub dubs i wont call you a retard

Of course, be a gentleman

This user get it, i fully agree w.this, but am feelin kinda lazy and didnt want to wtire this much...married user here

Don't try and force it, if you're walking side by side then you should open the door. If you're in-front then she should open the door, but absolutely do not try and rush in front of her and open the door you'll look like a cuck. If she pauses and allows you to open the door for her then crack on. Situational awareness fam it's all a game.

*If you're in-front then you should open the door,

>If you're in-front then she should open the door
mistype, or am i autistic?

Gotcha

Someone's got to help out these virgins every once in a while.

You driving or getting a ride?

I'll be driving us.

Thats y i came into the thread, im one of the kekistani's that has a life so i figured maybe i could help another one

Kek

Like the other user said, dont rush to open her door, that goes for the car too. If you happen to be there(or happen to somehow place yourself there) go for it. If her left hand is over towards you dont be afraid to try and hold it, or if its on her lap dont ask or make a grab for it. Pleasant convo, pt out stupid shit you see, this is easier if you 2 share beliefs about w.e it happens to be

If you're driving, drive calmly, even if you're lucky enough to drive a fast car girls just straight up do not like fast, cocky driving. Just keep it smooth, don't set spotify to romantic, keep it natural and light, you do the white water grafting when you're at the dinner table.

>getting to know her a little better
Just so I'm sure, talk about our families, interests, hobbies, goals, aspirations, and avoid race, religion, politics. Am I missing anything?

Wtf do you do during dinner??
Kek

>you do the white water grafting when you're at the dinner table
You gonna have to explain this one

This
Does she have nice tits, op?

Sounds pretty close to right. Dont force a topic, and depending on how well uk her some topics should be avoided as you said, racial, gender-based, politics, etc are too much of a crapshoot for 1st date

Not helpful asshole

Pull out your phone and check Sup Forums every once and awhile too

>powerslides while loudly singing japanese eurobeat

Yup pretty much, when you're our age (judging you're in the 20-30 mark) it's really easy to get conversation going because everyone has so much going on, but like I said before you need to keep it light you don't want to go too far and start oversharing. Honestly man you're not autistic, she'd of never agreed to go out with you if you weren't doing something right, just use your best judgement and never put too much on it, if it doesn't work out it's no biggie.

Ha, it's a term for chatting up a girl. Grafting.

forget Sup Forums for the night. Ik thats hard, but dont do it

Grafting was new to me, otherwise thise user's correct

Be sure to ask about her kinks.
You may be surprised to find out that she likes shota and cuck porn just as much as you.

Don't make a scene out of it, just keep parallel to her and the pull open the door for her when you reach it.

Thank you
I plan on turning my phone off for that night

I think I get it, do it just not in a cuckboy way

Music
Hobbies
Interests
Random questions (not too personal)
Childhood
Would you rather questions

Just anything that could tell you what kind of girl you're dating, and if she's a psycho or not.

Worst comes to worst just avoid awkward small talk as much as possible. Have one or two interesting questions prepared beforehand that could keep the conversation going as long as you can.

Also don't eat like a pig, talk between bites, swallow first.

I always believed in u fren

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Yeah

Later date do this kek, like 5th unless she brings it up sooner, maybe later than 5th if shes not open about pda, talking about sexual things or jokes, but they arent ice breakers and arent for now
Idk about off, but vibrate. Check it when shes goes to the bathroom

>Pull her chair out for her
From under her to encourage good lower body strength, which she'll need to bear your children.

Just popped into my head, do I kiss her on the first date? If so, how do I go about doing it?

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Yep
Basically
This 1 im not sure about, but decent questions can help break silences

talk about how much president trump has done so far, i hear college girls love that shit

Dont force it, hopefully youre at least semi decent about reading ppl, if youre close enough and she starts leaning in dont be afraid, if theres an awkward silence at the end of the date before you part dont be afraid to go for it

I'm happy for you my fren

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She may not be into it, but if ahe seems like shes having fun and the date goes well dont be afraid. If shes not into you youll likely know

>What should I talk about?
Just make small talk. Chit chat. Talk about the weather. Don't employ sarcasm or any humor requiring an IQ above room temperature. Keep it light and don't appear desperate.

>I plan on turning my phone off for that night

Red flag user, turning your phone off may seem polite but in reality everyone checks their phone occasionally. Don't be offended if she checks her phone and visa versa. Phones are also pretty good ways of getting to show her things you're into, memes go a long way in dates these days as they're pretty normie depending on how vanilla they are. However if you feel more comfortable not using it then go ahead it's your game to play, but there's no need to go that far.

fuck off newfag

I cannot build upon small talk to continue the convo. Ask few questions, she answer few words, force another question. Soon enough, it go awkward silence and I break out "D-do you ll-like.....cc-cheese?"

Nice dubs but go kys
Obviously ik this isnt serious, but its a stupid fucking troll attempt
Sincerely,
-married user

Now this is where you're gonna have to go it alone really and use your senses as a man, basically if you've finished your date and looks you in the eye face to face and within distance then go for it, if you're feeling alpha enough then pull her hair over her ear, some girls love that shit - BUT, this is make or break, it shows romantic intent and if you haven't buttered her up enough you'll be rejected or friendzoned.

I guess I'll have to see for myself

Is this op?

I shall be bold.
No.

That user is right, at that point its all on you

Odds are, no.
It will be EXTREMELY obvious if she wants to.

Not necessarily, she may not be into making the 1st move, but im 30, idk how old fashioned this girl may be

You're both wrong and right, it's extremely obvious if she doesn't want to, girls know what they are doing and know how to avoid any advances. However if she's maintaining a close distance and engaging in a lot of standstill face to face chit chat picking up on the 'moment' is easy enough to let slip. You can never truly know until you either get pied or succeed really though, like I said, it's all a game

Then if so, just focus on any cues that she gives you. The worst thing would be for her to not actually want you to or she does but it gets awkward because you miss it.

Yes, put it well, if she gives you a chance to do it without forcing it go for it, and if she doesnt want to she'll make sure you dont get the chance

actual fucking faggot

no

Again kys, i didnt come here to listen to your stupid shit, id like to try and help a fellow user not become a lv50 wizard. So kys
-ma

you have to

How long have you been lurking user? I've been here since 2010. You remind me of old Sup Forums where there were actual conversations. This is the other user trying to stop another wizard from being made.

Been here about 1.5yr, started actively engaging about 2 moths ago

Was in a chat earlier about bringing back old Sup Forums, but apparently discord hates me and i do a lot from mobile

Meh still pretty newfag but hey at least you're not
a) a virgin
b) act like a newfag

OP seems to have bailed. Pretty good shit on here for you betamales to have a hope at becoming at least alphabeta.

/thread

If the date went well, I will maybe give a peck on the cheek. If it feels weird don't worry about it. If the date went well there will be another one.

I'm still here

I am, i can admit that. Found out about Sup Forums during research about Anonymous, came to check it out and stayed. Not exactly happy w.what i see vs what i read, but im not a shitposter and im not trying to add to cp or any of that shit, tend to hate society etc and am antisocial, so i figured id fit in well enough with what id read about

No cheek pecking you cuck

Tell her how you think she pretty. Thedn proceed to get to know her. Then ask if she's ever been in somed crazy situations, all the while not telling her anything about yourself. If you like her, tell her your peepee moist and rocky and ready to get sloppy

This is why i came here, i succeeded so i did somethin right, figured i could help

You started well kid, almost

Okay another important question:
Do I pay for her, offer to pay for her, or split the bill?

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Up to you, you can be alpha and take the check and just go do it, or let it sit fir a minute and grab it if she moves for it, make a joke about how cute it is that she thinks youd let her pay, then go pay anyway, or if she offers to split, tell her you wouldnt think of it. Thats me though, hopefully she wouldnt think its sexist or get butthurt over it

Just as I was about to leave thread.

Obviously if you have the money then make an offer to pay, really light nothing too intense just try and work it in naturally, my personal fav is to say it's my treat. If she declines then absolutely do not insist, just split the bill - this is not really anything big on a first date, you'll be bringing out the credit card further down the line if you go on more dates believe me.

good job op

True, if shes adamant about splitting then do so

My girlfriend and I have split every single date or traded off who pays that date. When the waiter asks, see if she says split, if not then offer.