Dubs decides what I text my boyfriend.
Dubs decides what I text my boyfriend
sup, fag
it's over
i cheated on you with your dad
I fucked my dad
"anal tonight"
Winrar
"Next time we have sex, I want you to pretend I am Adolf Hitler while you absolutely destroy my asshole"
I fucked Ted
Op here
"Yeah, I promise"
"Yeah, lets do it. I tried it out with Jacob and Chris yesterday, really liked it ;)"
i had a big lunch so be prepared for some chocolate pudding
we are going to need a timestamp or fuck off
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How the fuck do I timestamp a screenshot?
"I'll be resistant at first but you have to fight me for it"
I bought a strap on on the internet, I wanna try it tonight
No, not really, you fucking sodomite.
"Buy some lube because I'm gonna butter your bread"
We have another winner!
I want to have a baby with you
I saved your asshole, OP you're welcome.
"What?"
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rolling for nuclear family
rolling for this
hells yes boi
Rolling for this shit lol
Sorry, just on my period ;^)
this
fucking lol
Your dick is too small for my ass, Mikes is bigger so im staying at his place tonight.
lol, sorry, gf got hold of my phone
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
rerolling for gorilla warfare
this but in all caps
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ahahaha roll
you are the big gay
You said Dubs decides, then deliver fucking fag
op, did he respond yet
Rolling for the shitstorm
8================================D
It has a timestamp right at the top of the screenshot you faggot. And if I get dubs text "I want you to fuck my dad with me"
I want to put my whole ass in your asshole.
u wan sum fuk?
TRIPS NIGGER
I want you to twist my titties and call me donald trump!
T R I PL E N I G G ER
Okay, just kidding, i am already pregnant from your xxx(friend of his)
i fucked a dog before... im sorry babe
Winrar with trips?
w h e r e s t h e r e s t O P ?
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so, where did we land on the anal? Could you take,say, a pringles can?
close
winrar
TWO DUBS OOOOOOOOHHHHHH MAN
winrar
Is pee stored in the balls?
unfnnny
Sorry if I’m being kinda slow
Why do you act so surprised? You didn't expect this from how distant you've been to me lately? We never talk like we used to.
c a c a
you've got some work to do, OP
Lets ease these two together to a "Since your friend xxx made me pregnant I read up today that'd it'd feel a lot better doing anal now once I'm pregnant"
I want to do anal while listening to Barbie girl by aqua
Im dumping you and just trying to confuse you before i head over and kill your dog
PERFECT FUCKING TIMING!
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I need a bigger dick, im leaving. See ya you pathetic monkey
Oh shit
say this "why the fuck my pp hard"
wait if monkey = nigger wouldnt that mean that nigger dick isnt enough?
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OP please
yes
OP is delivering you dumbass autist.
Naaaaaaa jus fukin wit ya boy. Don know who dis bitch is but she got sum nice hols
>say this "why the fuck my pp hard"
Gitgit
Rape me and i kill you
OP you gotta speed up with the texts
yes
Yo nigga, I want you to fuck a baby into my sister.
We're done. I just thought I'd fuck with you one last time and, as usual, it was disappointing
rape my shitter
OP come on, hang up the phone
I want to run around in the rain with a tin foil hat on while you chase me with a massive hard on
i wanna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up ya poop chute.
ooga booga
My dad fucked me last night
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im not breaking up wifh you,im going to BREAK YOU FAGGOT.
Shut up
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