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he 100$ get inflation adjusted every year.

Jerking off 3 times a day would almsot give you a million dollars, you'd have to be an idiot to take the 1mil

I'd choose the $100 each orgasm.
I'd rather be able to make money when I needed it than have money that could be gone tomorrow.
It could be a really stupid mistake and in 30 years I might be cursing myself for not taking the $1mil and investing it, but hey. Gives you incentive to wank I guess. An extra 2-3k amonth would be nice.

Let's see.. that's about 180k a year.

Yeah, I'll take #2.

the million dollars

invest it and make way way more than 2-400 a day

You jack off 5 times a day?

I'm 45 so I don't this Option 2 makes sense at this stage.

>only 2-3k a month

Doesn't everyone?

Lol no.
Maybe once a day.
Sometimes not even once a day.
Sometimes twice a day, but not often.

you're 45 and browse Sup Forums?

Weakling

Two times a day is an absolute minimum, if I forget to jack off on one day I can absolutely guarantee that I will at least jack off six times the next day

Not with that attitude it's not, tiger!

How old and where do you life?

It depends on inflation though. Would getting the million dollars up front and investing it be better in the long run?

Jerk off twice per day = $200 / day

1,000,000 divided by $200 = 5000 days = 13.7 years

I'm 23, so let's say I have 57 years left.

If I get the million dollars upfront and invest all of it at 3% return after 57 years I will have $5.4 million.

If I take the $100 / orgasm at 2 orgasms per day for 47 years, invest all of it and get the same 3% return, I'd have $7.5 million.

I think I'd choose the million up front. What happens if I find a girl who will be in to my chastity fetish and I only end up having one or two orgasms per month?

Where do you even find the time, and doesn't your fucking dick hurt?

You won't be able to keep up 2 a day into your 40's mate.

>$100 per orgasm lifelong
Nigger, I'd be hitting numbers you'd need exponents to calculate.

24 germany

how? i have t do it at least 3 times a day, but usually go for 5 or 6

Six times not even that much to be honest

Those are rookie numbers boy

#2
>learn to have anal / hands free orgasms
>5-15 orgasms per day

That is why I said an average of 2 per day for 47 years, and did the calculation for the million up front at 57 years. I can do 3-5 / day the rest of my 20s then slow down later on. In my 60's I assume I'd be closer to once or twice per week.

>hands free orgasms
Hands free fapping, how?

Every time a jerked off you could make a million in a couple years with no effort at all and continue to make more after you cross 1 million. 10 million might be different though, that's "fuck you" money

3% is really shitty returns. Let's say you get 10%, how does that change the equation?

million on the spot

not op but bare in mind the rate at which your libido will drop when making the decision. Also consider that there's a small chance youll get an injury to your genitals someday in the next couple years that cripples your cums for life.

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Mental or deep anal. very not easy

I average jerking off about 3 to 4 times a week now. At 15, I was jerking off upwards of 15x per night. Throughout my 20s, I was probably averaging at least once a day. Let's say I have a lifelong average of like 2 per day. That's already over a million dollars.

Unless we're talking about what I'm going to do, right now, going forward. In which case I'd take the million.

If you are a Mail you can still learn how to have prostate orgasms

The ratio would be the same. For me no matter what the million up front and investing would be better because of my interest in chastity and femdom denial. If I had a million dollar I could probably find a qt3.14 dom to lock me up in chastity and only let me have a cummies once or twice per month.

ignoring your depraved mental illness - wouldn't having a higher interest rate, front load your returns?

I'm talking about old age causing arousal to be less often. I'm 23, but when I was 14 I would pull my pud up to 3 times a day. Now it's more like 4-5x per week. My dad doesn't even fuck anymore I think, and he's only 50 years old.

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I'm 33 and my horniest years are behind me but I'd still take the $100 per orgasm. I just have to fap 10k times to catch up to anyone who takes the million up front and from there, you're just getting paid to orgasm whenever you feel like it. All it takes is fapping or fucking five times a day for 5.5 years to catch up. If you have to spend some cash on cialis or whatever, fine.

Yes, not everyone is an underage b& faggot. Some of us have been here from the beginning.

get on testosterone replacement therapy and ure good

Okay.

Million upfront: 10% over 57 years = $228,761,562.39

$100 / orgasm at 2/day over 47 years = $66,521,521.00

JESUS CHRIST

Per orgasm... So does that include if you make another person orgasm?

crazy right?

compound interest is a hell of a drug

Don't forget inflation, also have fun trying to find an investment that will give you 10% linear over that long of time

>jerk it once in the morning: 100$
>jerk it once in the evening: 100$
>occasional afternoon jerk: 100$
>ignoring the noonjerk that'd be 200 a day on average, coming up to $1400 a week
>52 weeks per year = $72,800 annual income

Could totally live on that. Would save up a lot in case of erectile dysfunction or loss of libido in my 50s.

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inflation would bias it towards the million up front, wouldnt it? Or would it affect both decisions equally?

What would be a more appropriate rate?

If you can manage to cum an average of 4 - 5 times per day over the 57 years it would work out to be better, but still who the fuck can complain about $228 million? Plus if you lose your cock in some crazy accident you would be fucked.

I'm 32 and I go 4-5 times daily.

can you imagine
>bills are due
>child need food
>wife is bitching at you
>just cum already she nags, we need $100!

Look at these 2 faggots only jerking off 2-3 times a day, hahahhahahahh!

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Right now we have a 1.9% annual inflation (currency devaluation). If you invest in real estate and own rentals you'll get a 5% return rate AT MAX. This is the safest option of investment, stocks or bonds have a higher return but also much higher risk. If you invest in a couple of good stocks you can have a 10% annual return if you are lucky but over 50+ years you will definitely take some heavy blows if you don't know what you're doing

$100 per orgasm. Never said my orgasms, so by the wording I get $100 per orgasm in the entire world. That's so much money in the first week alone it single handedly breaks the economy of the entire world.

so how does inflation impact the decision on which option to choose?

I thought S&P returns since the 1900s was like 10% ( 7% counting for inflation )