Be me

>be me
>Gf sucking me off on her knees
>choke on her saliva
>coughing heavily
> gets up
> puke on the floor
hey be tell an arkward sex story you had

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>first time
>put on condom
>nervos keep getting soft
>she just lays there like someone is operating on her
>finnaly manage a half woody
>try and jam my floppy in
>maybe goes in an inch?
>bang away
>soft again
>ok we done
>were not virgins anymore!

never had sex again. Didn't realize it until like 10 years later - I never even broke her hymen. she was still a virgin after I was done "fucking" her lol.

>First time my gf and I have sex
>She ask to take it out so I can go bottom
> "You sure? I've heard that if I take it out air could get in, even the smallest amount could become a vagina fart"
>We couldn't make too much noise despite being in a familiar hotel
>"Don't worry user, I'm sure it's nothing"
>CrazyNoiseBizarreFart.mp3
>We both laughed until I realize I was loosing my erection and then continued

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>doing girlfriend in her brothers room
>not getting off
>I'm strandling her while she's blowing me
>I shoot a load across her face just as her
>stepdad walks through thr front door and
>calls her name
>I think he caught a glimpse of me diving for my
>clothes
>Tells her to "get him out of here...
>end

How do you "lol" at that? I'd kill myself if that was the only sex I've ever had.

sorry meant it was the only time her and I had sex.

The next time I had sex with a girl I was like OHHOLY SHIT THIS FEELS AMAZING WHY DOES SEX FEEL SO GOOD

welp

you seem to be confused about genders, here.

Bf went too hard and fast on my ass so I vomited. I waited til he came tho, didn't wanna ruin his orgasm

>Gf is sucking me off in my car but she's gassy
>I push her head down and make her deepthroat me
>As she gags she lets out a fart
>She's embarrassed but I tell her to keep going
>push her head down again
>again she farts
>she's embarrassed and starts crying
>I make her keep going
>keep pushing her head down
>she keeps farting
>car smells like shit
>I'm laughing
>she's crying

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what ?

My gf and i were pretty drunk once and she puked on my dick. I was pretty close to cumming so she kept going. We showered, went to bed and never spoke of it again.

You should never have told anyone that and you should have killed her so no one else would know.

>first time
>be me
>scrawny 5'8 manlet
>girl slightly taller than me but younger
>for some reason into me
>for some reson thinks im alpha
>we go to my house, laying on bed
>making out, touching boobs
>start sliding my fingers on her pussy
>she tells me to stick them in
>I stick them in she starts this really fake moan
>I get really anxious because my hands are small
>she turns around and sticks her ass to me
>I pull my semihard 5,5inch penis
>really nervous
>I start sliding it around her cunt
>she moans and tells me to put it in
>try to put it in but in just bends
>at this point im literally sweating out of nervousnes
>she gets on top and tries to put it in herself
>bends again
>"I think its time to go."
>"Y-yeah."
>she leaves
>we never text eachother again

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Wife came home filled with another mans semen.
Divorce.
Havent been the same since

Being a teenager was the worst.

Well...you say that but I was 18 at that point and she was 15. That was also probably the only reason she was attracted to me.
I legit can't get hard unless a girl sits on my face.

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>get set up by some friends of mine.
>the girls a fatty, kind of frumpy, super quiet.
>we make small talk, but shes clearly nervous and shy.
>tries to flirt, comes out awkward as fuck.
>fuck it, been forever since I dated, been forever since I got laid.
>we eat, she orders some big ass burger, but it didn't cost much so I floated the bill.
>she thanks me a shit ton for paying for dinner, beaming.
>we drive to a park
>walk around, talking a bit, shes still shy, still nervous.
>I ask her if she wants to go back to her place.
>she just nods, is quiet and nervous the whole way there.
>she shows me around her place.
>Its a super shitty two bedroom apartment, the walls have aged.
>Her roommate comes out of her bedroom and is a 10/10 tattoo'd latina with a thick ass.
>catch myself staring, chat with the thicc girl a bit.
>fat girl obviously becoming anxious as she drags me into her room.
>Its got a computer desk with a super nice computer, and clothes all over the floor.
>the vague smell of staleness was strong in her room.
>she tries to lean in for a kiss, I grab her by the shoulders to stop her.
>she instantly looks devastated at me... the desperation was strong
>Fuck it...
>I lean in and kiss her, we end up on the bed and she strips down, under her clothes, matching panties and bra, with stockings.
>she obviously had the intentions of having sex.
>try desperately to get hard for this girl.
>she was... ok looking in her underwear, but her make up made it obvious she didn't wear make up often.
>turn the light off and slip a condom on.
>I pump into her, at first slow, I could feel her fat body jiggle every time I thrust.
>she gives off soft moans when I pump into her shaved chubby pussy.
>after a while she cums and I manage to nut.
>I lay there with her, she clings to me, but doesn't say much.
>finally she says "I know you, did that out of pity"
>It suddenly feels like an icepick hit me in the heart and my spine starts to crawl.
>She says"I would like to do that more."

I dropped a tab of acid and went out to a nightclub, I ended up bringing back the best friend of my freshly ex girlfriend. when we started to plough I started getting lost in the wall in front of me, and felt some sort of weird shame/paranoia brought on by the acid. I ended up slamming too hard and tore my banjo string (the thingy that attaches your foreskin to your dick) this caused me to lose about half a pint of blood or more. we thought it was her since she bled on my bed before me and her best friend started going out. we were both covered in blood and had a shower, which felt like a shower of shame. I ended up leaving her asleep in my bed while I went around smashing my head off of walls since I was going down a bad trip. when I woke up next to her the next day I got a blowjob, she looked up to me with blood starting to come out of her mouth with horror all over her face. that's when we realised it was me who was actually bleeding.

dammmmm dude

Stop watching porn. Jesus Christ.

I would never recover from this.

I take way too many drugs haha

You're right.
Though my fetish comes from my early years where we would mess around with my 2years older cousin.
She used to make me sniff her panties and sit on my face

did i miss something here? how did she go to sucking you off to you choking on her saliva?

wait i think i get it, correct me if i am wrong, she sucked you off then she started kissing your with her mouth full of cum so the mix of saliva and semen was enough to make you puke. I beleive that's called snowballing. personally i am not into that and i would for sure puke as well

Well that's just sad, innit?

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Start having sex
finish in a few seconds
doesn't matter had sex

>possiblebf

>strandling

No you dumb fuck, the girlfriend is the one who chokes and pukes

Dont worry in 10 years more time you might reliase the hyman doesnt show if the girls a virgin or not.

>experimenting with my girlfriend.
>lubes her finger up with hand cream
>shoves it up my ass
>OH HOLY SHIT SOMETHING IS WRONG
>the hand cream burns the inside of my asshole
>the pain is incredible
>my boner deflates to nothing
>oh sweet jesus the pain
>I have to take a shower and wash it out
>no idea what the fuck that was
>next time we use actual lube

honestly, I still hook up with her.

getting user cock up my ass from user at the gloryhole, invite him into my booth turns out to be my cousin

no she often choke on her saliva and it was the same here but this time she puke

>15 years old, first gf
>go to put my cock in her
>dick literally can’t go in
>push really hard and i bend my dick
>excruciating pain, lose boner almost instantly
>this happens multiple times
>couldn’t face to see her again and break up with her
>mfw i’m still a virgin

dam ahah

lmfao damn

>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and she said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock, figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us

we laughed it off we used to do shit with each other as kids

Hand cream has perfume in it, it burns like hell

>get married
>sex twice on week long honeymoon
>lucky to get laid once per month now
Marriage: not even once

>Second time with this girl
>She's a little freaky
>Fuck her from behind, ass-slapping, back-biting, etc.
>Flip over and pull her head to my wiener
>Girl now sucking my peepee
>"user. . . take advantage of me"
>I don't know what to do, not really into rape
>I hold her head down and fuck into it
>She instantly vomits
>On my new comforter
>I yank the comforter out from under her while still hard as a rock and run to my bathroom sink while scrubbing the blanket
>She apologizes and blames the beers
>I say she owes me a comforter as a joke
>She gives me ten dollars and says it's all she has.

I made a girl puke while blowing me and she gave me ten dollars.

something happened like that to my friend, was at masquerade swing party of sorts and nailed his sister

that sounds like the problem
she felt really bad! said she'd never seen an erection disappear so quickly before!

dumbass, she wanted you to take advantage of her. You should demand $100.

went to porn store to buy hardcore gay video and my dad was already there looking at them, left before he saw me

>be me
>down in cancun on spring break
>run into frat Bros, from another college
>insist I party with them cause we are bros
>meet some chicks
>drink and flirt with a solid 8/10 short thick redhead from Florida
>she had to excuse herself a bunch of times
>thought she was doing blow in the bathroom
>later take her to my villa
>she's mad impressed, not knowing it's my parents retirement/vacation house.
>we start fucking. Real reckless nasty fucking.
>she starts moaning when I'm fucking her on my grandfathers Persian rug he got during WW2 in africa
>all the sudden disgusting yellow shit fountain, comes exploding from her ass. Totally drenched me and the RUG. SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL THIS BITCH DON'T EAT STREET FOOD OR DRINK THE WATER. MONTEZUMA HAD HIS VENGEANCE

>three weeks later I'm in class get a call from dad.
>WTF HAPPENED TO MY FATHER'S RUG THAT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM
>Idk......
>I then get an email with a Mov file attached.
>holy shit I didn't know my dad had installed remote view security cameras.....
>still embarrassed every time I think of it.
>NEVER GONE BACK TO CANCUN

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awkward!

I'm inexperienced, please, I didn't know what I was doing

Are you retarded?

girl? Boy?

friend and me -lookin to tag team a girl posted an ad on CL. Most of the time they are bullshit, flakes or pic collectors, but sorting though the bs, a local woman contacted us and wasn’t too far and agreed to meet us at motel room she had booked. When we get there, she answers the door not wearing much , before us is a tall, in shape blonde and then bam..we know her, Shes stationed at the air base we are all at! Really awkward moment, but everyone’s cards are on the table so we just get down to what she wanted

we are both male

Yes. And I'm very sensitive about it

>choke on her saliva
Probably should've been
>she choked on her saliva
Identify the operator, less ambiguous, whatever
You're still retarded though, don't worry

Based.

I'm on mobile, can't greentext,

Be me
Be about 12 years old
I recently started getting sexual with this girl that lived in another part of my neighborhood.
She's also 12. Maybe 11. I don't remember exactly.
I was skipping school that day, so I went to stand with her at her bus stop.
I tell her Im skipping school.
She wants to skip, too now.
Okay
The bus comes and leaves as we wait at my house for it to pass
She says she wants to go to her house.
Ok.
We go in
Go up to her room
Proceed to have adolescent sex
She ha on plain, white, cotton panties.
Pink training bra. Her tits were barely forming.
Not our first time, our second time, so I guess we're dating at this point, but neither oneof us has confirmed anything.
I pump her little pussy a few times.
She was petite. Small everything.
Small tits
Small ass
Little, hairless pussy
I pump her pussy a few more times, and I cum.
She looks at me like she can't believe I just came.
I tell her to relax
I'm young
I'm hung
I got this.
We make out a bit more.
She blows me
Im back to diamonds.
Fuck again, last much much longer.
We had sex for the entire school day taking breaks in between and watching t.v.
School is ended 15 or so minutes ago
Welp, bout that time, babe.
A fucking car pulls into her driveway
She freaks outs. That's my dad!
Oh fuck.

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What are you talking about faggot, you can most certainly greentext on mobile
>Tl;dr, no greentext

One time my gf at the time started her period halfway through a fuck. I just stopped there and ran to the shower covering my bloody cock from my flatmates with a shirt
Shit was pretty nasty an im into some kinky stuff

>Be me, 16
>Getting busy with 16 yo gf at her house, nobody’s home
>She was chubby with braces but D tits and sucked cock like no tomorrow
>I guide her towards my dick, she knows what this means
>Starts sucking me slow and deep while I feel her tits up
>O FUCK FEELS AMAZING
>Start feeling a lil different
>Don’t know WTF is going on
>She keeps going, feels like something broke skin on my cock
>I still manage to bust in her mouth
>She runs to bathroom to spit, sadly no swallow
>Look at my dick and gasp
>While she was trying to use her tounge with it in her mouth she scraped head against one of her braces
>Fuck I’m bleeding, on the head of my dick, she broke skin she was sucking so fast
>Yup also means she had my cum and blood in her mouth
>She comes back and sees me trying to stop blood
>OMG user! Are you OK? How did that happen?
>Tell her
>She realizes what that means & freaks
>Took 15 min to stop bleeding. Dick was out of commission for two weeks while it healed
>Still have a scar on my cockhead from it
>Reminds me of some of best head I’ve ever gotten so itsallgood.jpg.

sorry that english isn't my first language and I fucking tired too

Just checking if I'm still banned

did anyone else hear something just now?

Same here
My gf bought 2 lubes, one is strawberry flavored and the other feels HOT. "Use whatever u want, I'm the one who's going to get his ass fingered" I said. She used the hot one and also it was the first time my butt got worshiped, oh lord

Her dad's home.

I got this.
I'm young
I'm hung
I'm...being stuffed into her closet.
What?
It's stuffy and hot in here.
Just wait until he goes to his room.
O..k. sure, babe.
One hour goes by
Two hours go by
3 hours go by
She's being called down to eat.
Is...is it dinner time?? What time is it?
Her whole family is home by now.
She.. brings me up a plate of food...
Chicken with rice and black beans.
Thanks babe!
I eat. I feel better, I guess
She's watching tv in her room.
Wait ...
Wait a second ...
It Dawn's on me.
Is.. is she keeping me in her on purpose??
Does she want me to stay in here so I can come out and fuck her after everyone goes to sleep?
Knock lightly on door.
She answers.
What?
What?? I repeat? Can I go home now??
Just wait.
For what, I demand
Until they go to sleep.
Why??
Because they'll hear you leave.
I'll jump out of the window.
No.
It's been hours. The sun is down. I have to go home.
Just wait
I have to go.
Fine. Jump out the window.
It's two stories high with a low dip in the driveway.
Fuck.
I.... Try to hang half my body out of the window.
I tear something metal that was attached to the house on my way down.
It rattles and makes a lot of noise.
Oh fuck!
She scream whispers "I'll see you tomorrow, run!"
I ran.

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I don't believe you

Nice one

What kind of fucking innovative greentext technique is that

theey have evolved

>when you forget to Greentext
>everything from the
>beginning and are too
>lazy to see which lines
>actually need a Greentext

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>Me 20 years old, 6'2" and 300lbs fat boy
>Got drunk with a friend from highschool, she was 20, 5'5" and around 115lbs 8/10
>We had gotten drunk and hung out a few times before, she had family/home issues her entire life so she stayed over at my place to get away every once in a while
>The girl was very insecure and had depression (I swear I think she had a bunch of issues she needed therapy with), but I seemed to help her with that.
>Anyway, we got drunk and hooked up
>Girl was crazy in bed and we had sex everyday, sometimes multiple times a day
>Fatty that I am is in heaven with all the sex
>One day we're fucking and I can't get it in more than like 3 inches
>She was usually pretty tight but this was on another level
>I start trying to go in farther, but it's like I've been halted by mother fucking Gandolf
>Tell her I can't go in any farther, keep hitting something
>I try to take a look inside, but too tight, I feel around with fingers, feels like there's a mass in there
>She starts freaking out and over the next few days she's getting more and more upset
>We keep trying to fuck and nothing, her body is literally cock blocking me
>4 or 5 days after the first incident, we're going to go take a shower together
>She's taking a piss as I warm up the shower and all of a sudden you hear a *blup* and splash in the water, and we lock eyes
>I'm like, "please tell me that was just a shit", (I was freaking out thinking we had a miscarriage or some shit and I'd been fucking the thing for a week
>She gets up, water is blood red and there was a dark bloody tampon that she had lodged in her for a week after her period ended
>Turns out her period ended, we got drunk, and I rammed that bitch right up in her to prepare for the next flow

Got a lot more stories with her. We had sex like 2-3 times a day which was great, but her psycological issues made her impossible to be with forever. She cheated when she found out that I wouldn't leave all my family/friends to run away with her.

This is painful to imagine. How did you not hang yourself?

>be me
>be 21
>have had a decent amount of sex in my life with multiple partners, about 17 or so
>usually dont have any trouble lasting can usually just slow down and fight off the urge to cum
>be back home for summer from college
>reconnect with this one chick i went to highschool with on tinder
>she's pretty hot like a good 6/10, wears a bit too much make up but has big titties
>hangout a few times
>one night she comes over to spend the night
>Homealone.png
>we smoke a little and hangout eventually go up to bed
>start hooking up
>Rockhard.wav
>like way more hard than I ever usually get
>get on top and prepare to dock the star ship
>penetrate sugar walls
>FeelsGoodMan.jpeg
>seconds pass
>FeelsAmazingMan.jpeg
>pump once, feels euphoric
>pump twice, pressure rising
>wtf.jpeg
>pump thrice, literally cant hold it
>pull out and cum on her belly
>awkwardly say "wow, this never happens to me"
>she says nothing
>dont speak for the rest of the night and try to sleep despite the palpable awkward tension
>she gets up and leaves around 6am
>never speak again
still have no idea what happened. Even when i lost my v card i lasted longer than that. Literally 3 pumps and i nutted. Shit is hilarious now looking back
pic related, its her

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>move in with step family
>try and spy on stepsister all the time
>stepsister walks in my room without knocking all the time
>one night start texting her questions about dating this girl
>asks if she can 'cum' in my room to discuss this face to face instead of text
>shes only wearing a robe and panties
>im only wearing pj bottoms with no underwear
>we talk about how i should ask this girl out
>eventually we just end up staring at our phones
>she's laying on her side and eventually pulls the bottom half of her robe behind her, showing her panties to me
>i position myself so my cock is apparent through my pj's
>heart is racing like never before
>long story short i cant keep it hard because nervousness
>we fuck a few times more but mostly she keeps barging into my room to catch me jacking off and watching me

Lady pooped on my fouton once. My favorite fouton.

> be me, 17
> have a gf and haven't came in 3 weeks cause of school and she wants me to save it all for her
> she tells me she wants to have sex for the first time, I said yes (duh)
> I come home that week for break, waited for my parents to leave for vacation
> bought a penis pill to make sure I don't go full retarded
> I put towels on my bed cause my sheets are new
> Took that pill, picked her up and we run into my room
> we start making out and giving each other head and what not (mind its only the moonlight shining)
> she whispers to me "user. I want you to fuck me hard daddy"
> I reach for the lube, condom while she's touching herself
> I get everything on, and everything is lubed up and ready
> Put her in missionary, and start to pound the living soul out of her (her eyes were going back)
> Everything is going well, I started doggy style.. 10/10 feels man
> Turn back to missionary, start again but this I start to finger her while thrusting
> I take my fingers out and it was wet, I didn't regard it at all, so I keep hitting
> Then after like 5 minutes, it began to dry up
> I turned on my light, and I almost threw up
> We've been fucking with blood for like 20 minutes at this point, she was covered in it, I was covered in it, and my hands looks like I dipped them in ketchup
> My bed and some of my walls were covered in it too, I was freaking the fuck out.
> Her and I run to my bathroom to clean up, and she is crying, apologizing to me.. I said its ok and what not
> After like 10 minutes, she blew me and exploded all over her face (no regrets)
> I drove her home right after and began to clean up
> Broke up with her a week later

>ex-gf giving me a blowjob
>goes for the deep throat
>normally she's a champ, wait for the a sweet feeling of her throat around my cock
>head slips past tonsil and suddenly she almost doubles up
>feel her throat and mouth get super hot
>she pauses, hesitates
>I wait for her to pull off and run for thebbathroom
>she sits there for a few seconds
>mouth and throat stop feeling hot
>she keeps going
>I say nothing until I cum in her mouth
>like always, she swallows that too and licks my cock clean
>we never speak about it

I miss her everyday. Until I remember all of the time that we weren't fucking. We hated each other outside the bedroom.

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>be me
>8th grade, 14
>gf and I have this thing going on where I'd finger her and she'd touch my dick
>"good christian girl"
>kek
>one day in study hall I've got my hand down her pants
>wetaf.yes
>wearing super insulated sweatpants cause I didn't care what people said about me
>visibly shaky
>everyone knows about this shit
>she reaches for my dick
>starts rubbing the it through my pants
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>she gets in my pants
>realize I'm sweating down there a lot
>fuck fuck fuck
>grabs my dick
>feels around for a little then takes out hand
>visibly disgusted
>just continue fingering until period ends
>finally.mp3
We still talk but broke up and now her border hopping bf hates me for some reason.

>Faggot trying to tell story based on Family Guy episode

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its a queef you uncultured swine

nothing more awkward than the roofie wearing off half way through.

Had this happen once. Phenomenal pussy. She let me go again.

vaginismus
Weird condition that causes the pussy to just clamp shut to the point where afflicted women cant even put in condoms

The humanity!

Checked

That made me kek a mighty kek.

>Be me a few years ago
>Banging this Latina I was fooling around with at the time
>She liked it kinda rough in bed, slapping choking biting spitting etc
>Not really my thing but I'm a generous fella so I oblige
>I'm on top pounding the shit out of her
>She is doing her thing, slapping me and all that fun stuff, having a blast I guess
>Gets a lil too heavy and she cocks back and really connects with my jaw on one of them
>Fucking ow
>I have a couple crowns and fake teeth from rugby injuries
>Lil lady knocked two of my fuckin teeth out
>One of them lands in her mouth and I'm bleeding
>I try to stop and assess the damage to my poor face
>She's having none of it, keeps swinging and demanding I finish fucking her
>Lady idk what your dad did to you but Jesus Christ
>Throw her back on the bed (face down so she can't Mike Tyson my shit again) and finish the deed
>She hid one of my teeth and never returned it
>Only banged her a handful of times after that due to obvious safety issues

Tldr: chick smacked me so hard mid sex that some of my teeth fell out and she kept one

When I was a senior in high school I was having an after school fuck session with my bootycall for about an hour before her mom came home. What I didn't know was that her 14 year old sister had been home the whole time and as I left I passed her and she giggled and said "You smell like pussy."

>be me
>kneeling over gf
>jacking off
>cum on her
>my fucking uncle was outside my window and watching the whole thing

Yea not ok. That's when you flip her on her stomach, as in the air, and force your cock into her ass in one stroke. Fuck her raw like a jack hammer. That'll teach that cunt not to hit you.

what a champ

>be me
>fucking gf
>barking while fucking bc im retarded
>mom comes in room

I don't really like butt stuff either so I feel like that's a lose-lose for me.

>Be me, same girl as before, this time we've been together for over a year
>She's living with me at my parents house
>I take her out for dinner, then we drive to our hookup spot at an overlook by the local river
>We're making out, she leans over with her knees on the passeger seat and starts blowing me while I'm two knuckles deep
>She starts cumming and squirting a little bit on my seat and her legs
>Found out when she's cumming she doesn't care if I make her swallow on my dick
>Cum down her throat
>We're both still horny as fuck, but don't have a place to go because parents are home
>Realize I have key to my buddy's place that I moved out of a few months prior
>We head to his house, turns out he's working the evening shift and won't be home for hours
>I open the door and we go to my old bedroom and start fucking like crazy
>Doing her doggy style, I'm about to cum
>She turns around real quick and without looking puts my dick in her mouth
>As I'm cumming, I realize there's blood on my dick and her lips
>I yell, "Oh shit! Blood"
>She started her period while we were fucking
>She immediately starts trowing up, I'm laughing like a mad man
>Blood is on the sheets
>We leave, I take the sheets with me and throw them in a dumpster on my way home
>Friend never knew

fuck me and my brain, I meant tampons not condoms

Written and directed by Mknight shamalamalama

>be 16
>gf was giving me a shitty handjob in my bunkbed because "im on my period"
>Was jerking me off for like 40 minutes
>I'd get close to nutting multiple times but she couldnt get me there
>finally my dick had enough and 2 things occured
> 1. I blew a fat load, like 6 solid ropers, all which hit the buttom of the bunk above me and rained cum all over my own chest and face
> 2. Let out the most wet, nasty, foul smelling fart I've ever ripped
> I was mortified and she was laughing hysterically
> I told her if she told anyone I'd leak her nudes to all her friends and family.

My freshman year of college there was this big titty girl who gave great head. We were fucking in her room all day and her roommate came in and said "This whole room smells like pussy"

When I was in like high school, I was with this girl from my class and we were fucking in her room. Her older sister walked by and laughed and said "Your room smells like pussy."

My best sex ever was with this 5'4 cute ass girl from AP Calculus. After our senior trip she came to my house and we fucked. After I came on her ass she giggled and said "This whole room smells like pussy."