Poorly describe video games.
Anons guess.
>Was female the whole time.
Poorly describe video games.
Anons guess.
>Was female the whole time.
Metroid
Correct.
>Beat the fuck out of racial stereotypes.
Hide everywhere then kill your brother
Punch out
>you break into some merchants house who just lost his family to a monster to play a card game in the middle of the night
punch out?
super mario bros 3
Hahaha The Witcher 3?
>fly to Africa and murder 1000's of diseased niggers
Metal Gear Solid?
ff 11
Didnt have a good game for 6 years until august of 2017
RE5
resident evil 5
>fucking weapon jam again
Blyat
>evil fairy
stalker
>Brother, sister, and a malformed dog fight bugs and save koalas.
>Fall.
>More falling.
>Boots with guns in them.
>Falling even more.
One of the most evil people is shown as a old man who pisses on the carpet
Yes
Indeed.
Bayonetta
That Jewish fantasy porn game Wolfenstien.
You suck your enemies
kirby
PAPALI PAPALI SUUKA
Downwell, nigga.
Correct
ye
kek
Supporting beastiality since 2006
Press button to rapidly defeat plans of a noodle loving villain.
>kill
>don't kill
>sometimes kill but also dont kill
>final boss is push over when kill
Furcadia?
Passive-aggressive police dispatcher hates spiders.
Go around in circles and collect letters and upgrades
Undertale
You kill your deadbeat dad and all of your uncle's, half brothers, step mom, real mom, grandma, and grandpa. and you fuck your half sister
red pacman
eat ALL the things, even that thing that's extinct. also, battle crabs.
god of war?
Your life?
You create your own oc
>Bitch is abused by her therapist in Victorian London
>Went full crazy
>Trips through surreal places slaying some shit
>You create your own oc
Sonic!
>always charging my weapon
>on my ass half of the time
>ill never be as cool as that guy
Find pretty blonde girl in Spain and try to go home dealing with people with weird worm disease
RE4
Yep
yes
That was fast, i should have described it more poorly lol
Best one in my book
You go on an adventure through forests, abandoned buildings and sewers in search of a plant that has a magical genie inside who will grant you a wish, but you discover it's all a lie and have to choose between becoming a part of the lie or destroying the plant.
Experience being in the best family of the year
>Be in jail whose inmates look like concencration camp inmates
>get dead body dumped next to you.
>try to finger anus but find key instead.
>escape and kill thicc monster and get carried away by a crow.
>go wrong way and get murdered by skeletons
>quit game
literally running around and aimlessly shooting people with cool weapons and soundtrack
Dark Souls
Every gta
You get chased around in a mental asylum by a obese piece of shit
>religious family
>try to kill baby
>escapes into a foever changing magical cellar in which you attempt to crawl into your mothers vagina and murder her from the inside
>prob an hero anyway
damn, that was fast
That's easy. Pretty funny description
Kek
Mario
Samefagging in case anyone needs closure and I'm way too proud of the clue.
Rap-idly press buttons you see. Was parappa the rapper 2
Unreal Tournament?
>Play instrument
rock band
Guitar hero
Amnesia: The Dark Descent?
answer this or ur mom dies in her sleep
No. But its a horror game.
The Binding of Isaac.
Your saggy tits count as a bagpipe?
thanks, though its true for most players. my first playthrough i did that too, but we all did eventually git gud, no?
GG
>go to African country and catch malaria within 10 minutes. Proceed to kill niggers over rocks
Far Cry.. 2?
There's this bad guy who wants to be king and fuck everyone over, you try to stop him but end up helping him and getting frozen in place for years, so now everything is fucked and you gotta fix the mess and go stab the fucker in the face.
Of course. The remake arrives soon, will be amazing.
Well since everyone here wasn’t born when this game came out I’ll just answer it myself, R/C pro am
Run through a mental asylum just to get shot dead at the end
sanitarium?
Hard Time? the game where all the inmates look like muslims and mexicans
Correct.
Outlast...
Correct
>coolest guns ever
>robot sidekick
Defile paintings to find your gf
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
im so excited. what are you getting it on?
Borderlands 2
Super Mario n64
Borderlands
Correcto
Nope
Nope
Portal