What went wrong Sup Forums?

What went wrong Sup Forums?

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It's just not interesting anymore, Sup Forums hasn't been relevant since like 2014 if that

fools mate mate

people moved on
or the og user have moved on

you started your pawns on the wrong side, start on queen side like him then move bishop and knight on the left then castle your kind behind the rook in the left side then bring right side rook up one and all the way to the left opposite the king then you should have your right corner look like this

knight bishop pawn
rook king rook

thank you

If you move a knight second move there can be no fools mate

Whats the point of G4?
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1 A B C D E F G H

Didn't develop the king's knight second or realize that black was a faggot before they started playing.
To be fair it usually takes me at least one game to figure that out.

Im I the only one who doesnt see any logic behing G4 in this position? Im no chess expert but I do play from time to time

I would even say that F2 was a mistake

you cant play f3 g4 because of Qh4#, its as simple as that.

Absolitely agree it doesnt make any sence
Checked

He's still learning. He's trying to keep his advancing pawns protected by other pawns instead of using them as bait or obstacles for the opponent's elevated pieces.

>Am I?
That's why it's called fools mate, bro
It's a foolish move

It's called the Fool's Mate because it end a game in two moves and rarely ever occurs even in rookie games. It's not because the positioning makes no sense.

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Nuh Uh
>A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met.
Seriously, though, you really think the term fool has anything to do with a quantity? It's because only a fool would make that series of moves and only a fool couldn't see the impending mate. KYS chesslet

Thanks took me a moment to wrap my head around it.
Thought it was a legit question, I will go back to lurking now.

You should have had your front line laying hundreds of lasrifle shots into that queen as it assaulted up the field. You might have been able to glance it to death before it got into position to fire on the king.

Like seriously, chesslet, you couldn't even wiki this shit?
In chess, Fool's Mate, also known as the Two-Move Checkmate, is the checkmate in the fewest possible number of moves from the start of the game. This can be achieved only by Black, who can deliver checkmate on move 2 with the queen. Fool's Mate received its name because it can only occur if White commits an extraordinary blunder. Even among rank beginners, the mate almost never occurs in practice.

you're also dumb, bee tee dubs

exactly

All this being said, start the game moving the pawn in front of your queen ahead two spaces, then pull your knights out into the field until you start risking draw by repetition, then slowly start moving out your other elites, using your knights both defensively and offensively. If you get the chance, trade your knight for any bishop, rook, or queen you can - but do not trade for a pawn, unless that pawn's overtake allows you to overtake a higher unit.

Keep that queen on the run.

>Thought it was a legit question
It was, fuck that guy.

1. Plan B failed
2. Coat hanger missed?

So I take it You played as white? To put it simple you never want to leave F2(White) or F7(Black) unprotected if your king has nowhere to move. white can come up with similar strategy called Scholars mate.
You can look up some chess openings on YT.

Different pieces actually do have ascribed value to them pawns are 1 Knights and Bishops are worth 3 rooks 5 and queen 9 so you can somewhat calculate when the trade might be advantages for you but it also depends on the situation

You're playing shitty chess instead of a top tier strategy game like Disgaea.

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>You played as white?
I think you have me confused with someone else. I know how to play. Not OP either.
Unless, of course, you're being a cheeky cunt.

Chess is a poor game. Whoever can memorize the most if opponent does this/I respond like this sequences can win. Boring boring boring.

>eye roll
sure buddy, chess is a real shitty game

You some kinda faggot?
This applies to literally every game other than ones of chance.

Some fat kid one day thought he was good at chess. I played him and won with this exact move.

Wow that's retarded

bogger eating white got mated lmao

This is a stupid sentence.