Hey Sup Forums there is pig my house what do

Hey Sup Forums there is pig my house what do

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has it been fed? you dont want a hungry pig wandering around in your house.

There is one in mine too

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tell your mom to go home

Its just wandering around what should i feed it

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make bacon

got any bodies you need to dispose of?

pet it! :)

room temperature corn

Try fucking it in the ass

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Feed dat lil piggy

How did it get in?

give it some fucking corn assclown

Ungrateful cunt doesnt like popcorn

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They'll eat just about anything you got in your fridge

Give it some carrots

Clean up your shithole house.

make it a mudbath

roll

Although I sincerely doubt you have any vegetables in your house, just give it something natural. Also, wash those cuts on it's back so they don't get infected.

Eat it

Why's it got blood on it?

sacrifice it to mictlāntēcutli

Best take care of that baby user

ya like dags

>Why's it got blood on it?
This

So my mom heard something outside she opened the door and the pig was just chillen there. Then my rot/lab mix dog went apeshit and attacked it so its taking shelter in my house until we find the owner

How do i go about cleaning this pig

Just use soapy water. Maybe rub some hydrogen peroxide on the cuts after washing. If you have any ointment, slather some of that shit on the cuts too.

use a wet sponge?

He doesnt like peanut butter

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Just throw him in the tub. Get some treats to lure it in the bathroom. Use some soap or some shit

Your house looks filthy. Post more pics of your disgusting house.

op doesn't have any edible treats in his house he just has popcorn and peanut butter

More like "oinkment" am I right?

had a bad day op but seeing you live in that shithole actually made me feel better.
thank you.

peanut butter is sealed

How can you keep food as a pet?

With as small as it is, it's just getting out of suckling. Warm milk and cream of wheat mash in a bottle if you have one.

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wow

Try picking it up and comforting it, will it scream and try to run if you get close to it?

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put on peppa pig and see how it reacts to her silly antics

He will go near me but i cant get near him if that makes sense

Dubs names it

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Get piggy with it


Duh

Probably scared by the dog attack, just sit down on the ground and allow it to approach you.

This. Fuck the pig. Let's see more of that hovel. Show us your room.

Chris P. Bacon

Peppa

fuck

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Little slut peppa licked my foot

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Fuck it...

pick it upppppp

well you know what you have to do now

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>pig
>licks your foot
is peppa a sub that is stuck inside a pig?

Your house, your property. See if it is friendly and update on status

Time to have some bacon

maybe its like the princess and the frog but you have to fuck the pig and it'll turn human

Maybe it isnt hungry Pigbro

I shall attempt to pick it up

Kill it and have a bacon sandwich

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goodest of luck pigbro

make a fort/bed for it

I sincerely hope you didn't cause those injuries...

read the thread, cumstain

Update peppa was squirming too much and started oinking almost got her. Shes too fucking fast

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Nigga it's a small ass pig inside a house, just nab it. I want you to finger her also

Your house is gross.

this house is comparable to the fucking lair of the ogre that got mad max

Where do you live OP

...what fucking ogre?
What movie did you fucking WATCH?

It probably wants to get out of that abomination of a house and go sleep in something better...like shit.

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New mexico

Oh ok, thought maybe you were outside the US or something. Has peppa eaten anything yet or drank water

Anybody have the rest?

Ok that makes sense now. I forgot about him and his basement expansion project.

I wish he'd come back and update us.

ROLLING FOR STRANGULATION BY PILLOW TILL DEATH RIP

Fucken pig lucky bastard

There was a thread of some mysterious user who said he lived in the basement of an old couple and had giant fucking ogre hands.

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She ate a little of the popcorn shes asleep now but shes twitching possibly cold or nightmare maybe

Yeah we already covered this faggot.

Rolling for lipstick on the pigs lips and make it suck your dick

cuddle up to it to give it your body heat, and let it suckle your teat