Hey Sup Forums there is pig my house what do
Hey Sup Forums there is pig my house what do
has it been fed? you dont want a hungry pig wandering around in your house.
There is one in mine too
tell your mom to go home
Its just wandering around what should i feed it
make bacon
got any bodies you need to dispose of?
pet it! :)
room temperature corn
Try fucking it in the ass
Feed dat lil piggy
How did it get in?
give it some fucking corn assclown
Ungrateful cunt doesnt like popcorn
They'll eat just about anything you got in your fridge
Give it some carrots
Clean up your shithole house.
make it a mudbath
roll
Although I sincerely doubt you have any vegetables in your house, just give it something natural. Also, wash those cuts on it's back so they don't get infected.
Eat it
Why's it got blood on it?
sacrifice it to mictlāntēcutli
Best take care of that baby user
ya like dags
>Why's it got blood on it?
This
So my mom heard something outside she opened the door and the pig was just chillen there. Then my rot/lab mix dog went apeshit and attacked it so its taking shelter in my house until we find the owner
How do i go about cleaning this pig
Just use soapy water. Maybe rub some hydrogen peroxide on the cuts after washing. If you have any ointment, slather some of that shit on the cuts too.
use a wet sponge?
He doesnt like peanut butter
Just throw him in the tub. Get some treats to lure it in the bathroom. Use some soap or some shit
Your house looks filthy. Post more pics of your disgusting house.
op doesn't have any edible treats in his house he just has popcorn and peanut butter
More like "oinkment" am I right?
had a bad day op but seeing you live in that shithole actually made me feel better.
thank you.
peanut butter is sealed
How can you keep food as a pet?
With as small as it is, it's just getting out of suckling. Warm milk and cream of wheat mash in a bottle if you have one.
wow
Try picking it up and comforting it, will it scream and try to run if you get close to it?
put on peppa pig and see how it reacts to her silly antics
He will go near me but i cant get near him if that makes sense
Dubs names it
Get piggy with it
Duh
Probably scared by the dog attack, just sit down on the ground and allow it to approach you.
This. Fuck the pig. Let's see more of that hovel. Show us your room.
Chris P. Bacon
Peppa
fuck
Little slut peppa licked my foot
Fuck it...
pick it upppppp
well you know what you have to do now
>pig
>licks your foot
is peppa a sub that is stuck inside a pig?
Your house, your property. See if it is friendly and update on status
Time to have some bacon
maybe its like the princess and the frog but you have to fuck the pig and it'll turn human
Maybe it isnt hungry Pigbro
I shall attempt to pick it up
Kill it and have a bacon sandwich
goodest of luck pigbro
make a fort/bed for it
I sincerely hope you didn't cause those injuries...
read the thread, cumstain
Update peppa was squirming too much and started oinking almost got her. Shes too fucking fast
Nigga it's a small ass pig inside a house, just nab it. I want you to finger her also
Your house is gross.
this house is comparable to the fucking lair of the ogre that got mad max
Where do you live OP
...what fucking ogre?
What movie did you fucking WATCH?
It probably wants to get out of that abomination of a house and go sleep in something better...like shit.
New mexico
Oh ok, thought maybe you were outside the US or something. Has peppa eaten anything yet or drank water
Anybody have the rest?
Ok that makes sense now. I forgot about him and his basement expansion project.
I wish he'd come back and update us.
ROLLING FOR STRANGULATION BY PILLOW TILL DEATH RIP
Fucken pig lucky bastard
There was a thread of some mysterious user who said he lived in the basement of an old couple and had giant fucking ogre hands.
She ate a little of the popcorn shes asleep now but shes twitching possibly cold or nightmare maybe
Yeah we already covered this faggot.
Rolling for lipstick on the pigs lips and make it suck your dick
cuddle up to it to give it your body heat, and let it suckle your teat