This thread is cursed

This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.

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What age? Are cute lolis acceptable, or will we become old hags?

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can i be a loli instead

I'm gonna post, and then tomorrow I'm gonna drive to work 5 feet away from the car in front of me!

Can i be a loli

yes please

K

Curses do not exist and neither do I. What's me worry?

What lies

trips don’t lie

meme

Bet

Hopeful

Gimme

Lies. Deception.

gimme H tits. perfect big ass booty and golden cholate skin.

goodbye sausage hello lasagns

femanon here, your cheap tricks fool no one. you will only transform into a trap come daylight.

Why

Fuck I wish I could wake up as a woman

Hmmmmm

Boi pucci

ok

I post faggot

would still be an ugly fuck

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Posted For thicc Roulette

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I don't see this as a curse.

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Plox

No

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Well see about that if that's the case I'll probably become an omni immortal then by your logic also any faggot that wanted this is of course a faggot because that means you want dick inside you

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What's the first thing you'll do as a woman Sup Forums?

welp...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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bet on it

suck my own tit

I already have tits 'cuz fat so I just loose my dick, what's the point of posti OH SHIT NO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FAST TO CHANG THIS... AHAA!!!


NO U!!!!!!!

sounds good to me

tfw I want this to happen

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Let us see.

You sit on a throne of lies

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>doubt

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Ok. [spoiler]I want to wake up as a cute loli.[/spoiler]

just in case

i hope im a cute girl

Inb4 already have tits.

I hope so

i've always wondered what it would be like to cum for eternity with cool down.

Can I be a little cute girl?

k

Give me a vagina with working uterus, please. Just let me know when my first period is so I can be ready, and I can handle things from there.

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Please.

Hi. Elliot Rodger here. Well, this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against humanity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me.

Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a girl. I have been through college for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I am the perfect guy, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me the supreme gentleman. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution, I am going to enter the hottest sorority house on UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up blonde slut I see inside there. All those girls that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes, I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha male.

Kys

Sounds good to me

K

Ehhhhhhh. Nah.

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PLEEEEASE!

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bump

pls

Bullshit

Can i not be overweight like now?

Pls

Ok

o no

Sure

And what if a women replies?

Gimme ass and tits

As long as you kill me, im fine with it.

ur mom the big gay

mumkey fuck off.

Yea we'll fuckin see

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Fake and gay

here's for hoping

Looking forward to losing my male privilege and gaining some nice tits to play with.

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That is a garanty?

Lies

I don't believe you

Would be different, at least

prove it cunt

k

What are you guys doing? They said not to post in this thread.

orly

false hope

Oeh noe

Whoops

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Will I be attractive or just me with a vagina

>pic related

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this shit better be true you faggot

ok I wont post in here then

this threads are lame

How cursed out of 10?

This thread is an outrage
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that you would threaten Sup Forums so!

.....do it again ?

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If it only was that easy.

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I wish

stop lying op

but i just became a man last night

finally. I'm tired of having less opportunity than women in STEM

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