>be me >ordered domino's pizza >was voice chatting with retard friends >black friend who we always mute and say "nigger" behind his back >pizza arrives >it's a black man >a negro >try so fucking hard not to die of laughter >he takes forever to unpack the pizza >small, enclosed giggles escape >pass it off by ending the giggle witg obviously faked coughing and spluttering >he looks on in confusion >volume is turned up real loud on discord >"NIGGER NIGGER!!!!" >close door without paying