Claims not to be a Soyboy

>claims not to be a Soyboy
>has never gotten a sick pump in the gym while listening to some brutal ass metal w/ double bass drums and down tuned guitars playing the sickest riffs

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>metal
>not soyboy
real men listen eurodance

I remember this shit haha

Metal shows audience are filled with the most embarassing soyboys tho.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Metal is completely manly. A few misguided fans don't effect metal's testosterone-building power.

So true. Why is that?

...

I think it's because of the implied aura or machism that metal music emanates. The most beta soyboys feel some kind of attraction towards it as a way to project their insecurities and social awkwardness. It's kind of the same mechanism that lures so many absolute nu-males on /fit/, they think that by lifting alone they'll land a gf.

I lift weights to anything even ambient music. Fuck your heavy music for lifting meme, although i do listen to noise and black metal

>Get called a soyboy
>really just an alcoholboy
I should avoid people?

All on the way to being strong, healthy men.

>"fuck metal"
>listens to black metal
Confirmed soyboy

>fuck metal
When did i say that retard, i said "fuck lifting to heavy music" as in i can listen to calming music too while working out.

What are your 5 favorite artists?

Don't really have 5 favourites but...
Refused
Pig Destroyer
Black Flag
PiL
NiN

t. Soyboy

GET THIS MAN 3 LITERS OF UNPASTEURIZED RHINOCEROS MILK STAT

>Black Flag

Modern Rollins is the epitome of soyboy

holy shit I remember this

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FUKINGSOY BOIZ

NOT LISTEN TO DA BROOTZ METAL

THA BLAK METAL

DUDUDUDUDUDADANANANA I AM THA TABLE NUMALE PHUCKERZ

BROOTZ
EXTREME!

Kek
I know that, doesn't change the fact he made some great music, my fave album being Slip It In

>tfw gains are cool with alcoholism

Yet I look like I started, but when I flex... a beast.

when I was 17 maybe
27 and tinnitus kinda killed metal long ago