Childhood is wanting to be Chandler

>childhood is wanting to be Chandler
>Adolescence is wanting to be Joey
>Adulthood is realizing Ross was the best Friend the whole time

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Adulthood is not thinking about this trash show ever again

Early Ross was a really good character, but in the late seasons towards the end EVERYBODY became cartoon characters

Childhood is siding with Ross.

Adulthood is when you think Rachel makes mores sense.

>tfw objectively true

Ross was the best character then and now.

uhm, they were on a break

But then I'd have to marry Rachel who was an uptight, high maintenance bitch.

retard

Ross was a little bit childish and made a poor decision, but he felt alone, sad and was tired of being on the friendzone for literal decades only to break up with her oneitis.

Rachel is just a petty cunt that probably never loved Ross in the first place.

>Siding with Rachel

Cuckoo

Why every character become caricature past season 6 is beyond me. show become unwatchable at this point

>why did every character become more of whatever the focus groups liked about them

PIVOT

HARD MODE

Who was the best woman friend

monica until s5 then rachel thereafter, in terms of hotness and personality

I hate Chandler.
Most of my life I have always been surrounded by Chandlers and somehow they end up being my only friends. But I hate them, I hate their humour, I hate their puns, I hate how they always tries to be funny except their comedy is purely based on attempt to be clever at observation.

Chandler is shit.

You have to ask?

Wisdom is never having watched even a single episode of that insipid shit, in the first place.

Phoebe was the most selfless. She was weird and sometimes obnoxious, but in terms of someone I would trust to have my back like a real friend: Pheebs.

>late adulthood is realizing that you are becoming mr. Heckles

Could you BE anymore wrong?!

childhood is thinking phoebe is best girl because of le funny

adolescence is thinking rachel is best girl because muh pretty skinny blonde

adulthood is realising monica is probably a fucking freak because of all the mental issues and sex will involve choking and anal and rubber gloves

>tfw prime monica will never be your gf

Opinions on best girl without an accompanying picture are null and void.

Why is Friends the #1 sitcom for girls? They love this shit

>anal sex in real life

no thanks

Easily Monica.

Why are women always portrayed as super promiscuous whores in sitcoms?
>inb4 because they are

monica would cleanse like a pornstar mate

>Monica
>anal
Confirmed for not watching the show

So how's middle school? When is the big shootout going to be?

>Siding with someone who called the relationship off

Nah Ross was right

youtube.com/watch?v=jsLmgpwS8Iw

Yeah I'm sure you can't imagine why someone would refuse to be a huge cuckold.

>childhood is...

No, fuck off. The only people who watched this shit growing up are women and homosexuals. Friends is a fucking terrible show. It's a soap disguised as a sitcom that ""borrows"" from other actually good sitcoms like Seinfeld and Cheers more than it, and the people who love it, like to admit.

I marathoned first 3 season recetly and just realisted that this girls were huge sluts.

Why doesn't Ross, being the biggest Friend, simply not eat the other Friends?

Monica obviously
>tfw no hot autistic used-to-be-fat Jewish gf

She never let Chandler do it because he's a beta cuck provider.

>Hating friends

Thats classic Gunther talk

hellooo reddo

>Liking friends

Thats classic faggot talk

Ross is the patrician friend.

>Cant appreciate some low stakes sitcom

objectively true

man ive hardly watched this show but I bet people think I copied my personality after Chandler

its because I have quick wit and good timing... fuck

She's the one that asked for a break!

Ross did nothing wrong!

Ross was the best character, but not the best friend.
Chandler was the most loyal and selfless character who helped his friends the most.

To marry?

Monica. She'd keep a clean house and is a professional chef. Run a real tight ship

Me too, I'm exactly like Chandler. Intelligent, narcissistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>Gunther

How much do you think Gunther makes off residuals?

but that wasnt funny or quick witted... its a meme

you may aswell have just posted something off reddit for upvotes

I was making fun of you. Clearly you're not intelligent enough to understand.

no i understood, youre not smart enough to understand that making fun of someone is better with originality and not reddit memes

you arent funny

neither of you are funny.

Wrong.

Ross, more like gross am I right guys.

>Childhood is being Joey, laughs are good but oh so dumb.
>Teenhood is being Chandler, trying so hard to be cool and failing.
>Adulthood is ending up like Ross, constantly dealing with batshit insane women, and ultimately marrying one and taking care of her kid.

see

>taking care of her kid.
technically she's his kid too.

and by the end of the series he'd basically abandoned Ben.

Manchildhood is OP's attempt to force this as a meme.

It's true. When I was a teen and the show was going off the air I wanted them to get together at the end because that was the fairy tale ending.

But in adulthood I see Ross for being the jerk he is and Rachel could have done better.

>Ross for being the jerk he is

How so?

When was the last time this was posted

>and by the end of the series he'd basically abandoned Ben.

Childhood is identifying with Ben
Adulthood is abandoning a child with a cunt you dont like

Phoebe was a bitch who regularly made fun of her friends in serious situations and never apologized or took responsibility for her actions when she fucked up. Literally the worst friend.

Oh look it's Sup Forums

>Childhood is wanthing to be Joey
>Adolescence is realizing you are Ross
>Adulthood is realizing you are more like Chandler

>Childhood is looking upto Joey cause he gets puss
>Adolescence is looking upto Joey cause he gets pussy
>Adulthood is having a wank thinking about Ross fucking Monica

>watch Friends
>it's a pedo joke

implying Sup Forums isnt UNG

>Ross fucking Monica

You know they did it, she was fat and he was a loser.
he probably got her drunk and she was all like "sigh, my only shot at losing this virginity."

>broke up with SO
>fuck a dumb bith like 4hrs later

>exbf getting married
>decide to ruin his marriage
even tho she stopped

Objectively they were both two enormous cunts so they deserved each other.
ChanXMon best couple.

>ChanXMon best couple.

Childhood is believing Joey & Chandler will always be best bros.
Adulthood is realizing its just gonna get worse.

But Ross is an emotionally unstable manchild. At least Joey and Chandler are just manchildren.
But they were both immature assholes who couldn't take responsibility for their actions.

He was a needy unattracitve cuck who should have never scored with Rachel in the first place. If it wasn't a sitcom Paolo would have had a threesome with Phoebe and Rachel and would continue to fuck Rachel here and there behind Ross's back. I love Friends but they and other media shit did me a great disservice as far as understanding how the life works is concerned.

>le both were cunts

And yet Ross was the only one fucking a whore within hours of a steamy verbal fight that could happen in any realstionship. And this is what the big fight was all about. This has nothing to do with their behavior prior to that.

And even if you want to consider it, Ross is still the jerk. He showed up to her work and started a fire in her office. Also sent her a band out of insecurity. He also demanded attenion when Rachel was just settling in in her dream job after years of being a shitty waitress and making coffee for an old guy. Not to say she's perfect but in this scenario Ross was being unreasonable all the time and he fucked thigns up.

Constatnly screaming "We were on a break" as a defense for his actions just made him irredeemable at that point.

Only underage who want to fit in defend Ross.

You're forgetting some things there.
-Rachel was always fucking her own shit up, she didn't need Ross to help her with that.
-She never even pretended to care about Ross' job or interests and frequently made fun of him for both.
-She remained so immature well into her thirties that she fucked her 22 year old male secretary at the risk of losing her job.
-Eighteen pages. FRONT AND BACK.

Phoebe>Rachel>Monkeyjew

>Adulthood is realising you are Gunther

Phoebe was sweetest, but also crazy in the lone catlady sense of the word.

and she probably had a huge 70s bush down there, cause her mom never taught her how to groom the pussy.

>"My only friends"
>"But i hate them"

>and she probably had a huge 70s bush down there, cause her mom never taught her how to groom the pussy.
When you get a real gf you will come to learn that girls will happily shave it if you ask them.

We're talking Phoebe here, she'd probably freak out at the thought of shaving.

>A KNIFE? DOWN THERE? HELL NO!

oh no wait, you were trying to mock me so you'd feel superior.

boohoo no gf, me so in the dark about reality!

Phoebe would be more of a waxer

is she best friends milf?

get out

>-Rachel was always fucking her own shit up, she didn't need Ross to help her with that.
What? No. Her job was pretty great up until that point. She was finally catching a break after being unsuccessful.
>-She never even pretended to care about Ross' job or interests and frequently made fun of him for both.
Rachel never asked Ross to be into her job, she just wanted some time to sort things out at the expense of time spent together. It was completely immature for Ross to demand the same kind of time she offered when she was a waitress or had no job. Ross's job was pretty boring shit that almost nobody else cared about anyway.
>-She remained so immature well into her thirties that she fucked her 22 year old male secretary at the risk of losing her job.
Hardly relevant here. That was like years later. Not really the most immature thing anyway, just unprofessional (and slutty).
>-Eighteen pages. FRONT AND BACK.
Nice american attention span. That's not a lot of reading, not even remotely close. Could've been done in an hour or less. Considering it's Rachel who wrote it he probably can go through it within 10 minutes.

grow up

That feel when you'll never have a forced three way with Rachel and Monica

>huge 70s bush
>bad

pleb

>What? No. Her job was pretty great up until that point. She was finally catching a break after being unsuccessful.
She fucked up every job she ever had. She was a womanchild with no self-control.
>Rachel never asked Ross to be into her job, she just wanted some time to sort things out at the expense of time spent together. It was completely immature for Ross to demand the same kind of time she offered when she was a waitress or had no job. Ross's job was pretty boring shit that almost nobody else cared about anyway.
Ross being immature doesn't mean Rachel was mature. Why can't you understand that?
>Hardly relevant here. That was like years later. Not really the most immature thing anyway, just unprofessional (and slutty).
It is relevant. Rachel was ALWAYS immature and childish.
>Nice american attention span. That's not a lot of reading, not even remotely close. Could've been done in an hour or less. Considering it's Rachel who wrote it he probably can go through it within 10 minutes.
It was 4 AM, Europoor. And what the fuck could have possibly required 36 pages of rambling to communicate?

fpbp

You've clearly never munched a hairy box and just have an internet fetish that fuels your virginal desires. Going down on a hairy pussy is not pleasant.

>She fucked up every job she ever had. She was a womanchild with no self-control.
No she didn't The finale is her leaving for a great job.
>Ross being immature doesn't mean Rachel was mature. Why can't you understand that?
In contract, it does.
>It is relevant. Rachel was ALWAYS immature and childish.
Not really.
>It was 4 AM, Europoor. And what the fuck could have possibly required 36 pages of rambling to communicate?
Well there's no way to know since he didn't read it. He should've though if he cared about fixing the relationship. Again, he proved himself to be an asshole. but he does it in a goofy way so it's really okay xD.

This actually has nothing to do with the original issue which is their fallout. This is not saying that Rachel is the most likeable human being and Ross is scum. It's just that in this episode Rachel was completely right and Ross was being a faggot.

...

i just want to lick her jawline

>childhood is wanting to be as goofy as Chandler, loved by the women like Joey, and stable like Ross.
>Adulthood is realizing you've become traumatized like Chandler, jobless like Joey. and as cucked as Ross.

>Well there's no way to know since he didn't read it
He did read it. He got through 18 pages of it. FRONT AND BACK

who knows how many more there were.

iirc he slept while doing it and there's this goofy scene of him pretending he read it. That's why they fought again.