SF:Ty Blach hurls first career shutout on Friday
PHI:Ben Lively to make MLB debut on Saturday
SEA:Nelson Cruz (hand) returns to Mariners lineup
SEA:Mariners place Segura (ankle) on 10-day DL
SF:Pence (hamstring) could return this weekend
LAA:Angels ink Michael Bourn to minor league deal
TOR:Aaron Sanchez (blister) to throw again soon
ARZ:Taijuan Walker (blister) won't start Sunday
TEX:Rangers designate Sam Dyson for assignment
LA:Justin Turner (hamstring) runs the bases Fri.
PIT:Gregory Polanco (ankle) back in lineup Friday
BOS:Eduardo Rodriguez (knee) placed on DL
>volquez no hitter after 6
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in b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.
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Pants
Holy fucking dogshit! A Jints fan appeared. I can't believe such a rare specimen would be present. I could have sworn they all became Cub fans.
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>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger
Another excellent post, Daddy.
I'm not DG. But I'll accept the compliment. Thank you. Faggot.
> Derek Jeter came to South Florida this week to continue his pursuit of buying the Marlins and dined with Marlins president David Samson at The Four Seasons, according to non-baseball people who observed them.
One associate of Jeb Bush bemoaned how Jeter wanted total control, which had a major role in Bush exiting.
Jeffrey Loria has high regard for Jeter - and he will have every chance to close the deal - but Jeter still hasn’t been required to give definitive proof, in writing, that he has the money to get the deal done.
And the Tagg Romney group, which also hasn’t given definitive proof, remains in contention and still has a chance here.
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Ha ha ha ha New York always wins. We will ruin the Marlins so we can move them to NYC so Brooklyn can have a team again.
>gib #5 starter and set up man nao, gotdammit
STROS
You'll get Fat Albers and fucking LIKE IT. GAWD!
Old Bay told me to tell you he think's you're the dumbest trip on the board. What do you want me to tell him back?
I want to suck a fat tranny's cock! Joe Flacco is elite! Anyone who disagrees is a fat fucking nigger. I am a chubby chasing factory worker! Goooooooo Ravens! -- Old Gay
Does anyone give a fuck?
Sincere question.
Thank you.
But what if I get suspended for three games for inciting a bench clearing brawl?
I've personally seen you switch who you root for
>/nfl/ tripdrama
What if I just SHIT A WALK-OFF BAAAAAAAAWMB?
No you havent.
this
yes. people hate loria down here. they are going to throw a parade for him when he leaves.
>volquez through 7
should I make a thread?
>7 IP
This can't be happening with a man on a hobbled leg
>mexican dhs bat 0.217
Break out the rye bread. Ian Desmond.
He has a 1.29 ERA. I have to think that won't last.
>pic related. it's his wife.
marlins vs d'backs
Matt Albers is so fucking ELITE that he will bring his ERA down to a NEGATIVE number.
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
First for Red Sox fucking sucking. They are the true internal 4th placers
ROYALS NO LONGER IN LAST PLACE
White Sox fans are the most loyal on the board.
Wtf who is that goofy Milwaukee nigga that just came outta the bullpen like Tom Cruise in Mission impossible lmoa WHO IS THAT?
literally didn't even know volquez went to the marlins until right now
The streak had to end sometime.
At least the Giants are losing to the phils currently
I dont know what the fuck happened to cueto but he needs to cut it out
As bad as the Giants are they have multiple reasons why they are better than you.
I don't believe it's possible to have a negative ERA, oghkay
>giants
They are so fucking irrelevant they don't even matter.
Did you guys hear? Adam Jones and Machado own the Red Sox?
No it's like this Mike. When they make an appearance, every strikeout gets scored as a run for their own team.
I'm an Orange Duck Sup Forums fan but I fucking love these Phillies anime cat drawings. What are these called and how can I get some for the Ducks?
>head to head matchup
>Padres lead the season series 4-2
Lmoa
is it autism?
But the rings? Aren't you forgetting the rings.
Actually I think it's co-dependence. They are in an abusive relationship with their team and as such they stay loyal to them.
>DOUBLE PLAY
LADS TURN ON MLB NETWORK BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING
>fans
You mean art enthusiasts?
Whoops! Looks like that vaunted Jays offense has been shut down by a literal who pitcher and the Yankees bullpen!
Good thing too because I was just starting to believe in this team. Thanks Yankees!
That was in the past. The future is now friendo. Even year dynasty was amazing though
so how will Volquez fuck up?
That's pretty much what they are. That and battered housewives.
Not really. I've been in those relationships. Sox fans are different. It's a matter of pride. Actually you know what. You are right.
>3 outs away
The Mets will turn it around.
You'll see. You'll all see.
no mattingly will take him out with one out left
Poor Biagini. (is that how you spell it?)
don't the yankees have a good bullpen?
It was really good for about a month but it's been alright since. Not bad. Just not crazy good as it was.
I feel sorry for whos fans. They deserve better. Meanwhile the actual good teams have shitbag fanbases like the dodgers and cusb.
>Edison Volquez no-hitter on Yordano Ventura's birthday
Grilli can sure serve up some juicy meatballs to go with his grilled cheese sandwiches.
>4(four) solo home runs in one inning
I feel bad for him because I think he might be done. No movement at all on his fastball. Too bad.
1stros
It could have been much worse. He could have given up 8 HRs.
Suuuuuuure they will. I've heard it all before.
>matt harvey will come back stronger than before
>gsellman is elite
>cepedes isn't hurt bad
>thor's mechanics are fine
>matz will back soon
>jay bruce is the missing offensive piece we need
>good to have jose reyes back
Just give up
Why are Smoak and Morales our best hitters? Why do we have one of the best bullpens on paper but are still bottom of the division?
>of all people, edison volquez
is it habbening
They will eventually then crash and burn again.
>the state of arizona professional sports
GO CUBS GO BACK TO BACK CHAMPS
Because you guys started like doodoo and have to work extremely hard just to make it to .500. You're at a major disadvantage.
They've already crashed and burned. It's just a smoldering pile of ashes now.
Mets got the best on paper and Thames and the other dude are better hitters
inb4 volquez HBP
>the miami marlins putting their entire no hitter into the hands of edinson volquez
was waiting for this
weeeeeeeeewcincy
>inb4 error-catcher's interference-walk-dinger
It's an Awoo, and I make the edits
APOLOGIZE
RIGHT
NOW
APOLOGIZE.
Did he do it? Did he really throw a no-hitter?
>someone throws a no hitter
>...in the ninny league
I'm sorry about your unfortunate hairline.
FUCKING AT BAT WONT UPDATE
>dbags
Is it all downhill from here?
MARINERS!
HE DID IT
he literally threw a no hitter
>no hitter on sub 100 pitches
Impressive
Too bad this literally doesn't matter in the season for the Marlins
its the shitty start. plus you play in a division where the other 4 teams are all good teams
a no-no AND a Maddux is pretty impressive tbqh
Is it weird that the marlins have 6 no hitters and zero cycles?
thats like the first complete game by a marlins pitcher in like 550 games
>marlins are hot right now
>Is it weird that the marlins have 6 no hitters and zero cycles?
no
>Is it weird that the marlins have 6 no hitters and zero cycles?
rockies had that issue to it'll change eventually
*goes on a 18 game hitting streak*
Christ that hairline yeikes