ITT: Sex stories, tips and advice

ITT: Sex stories, tips and advice

Post your sex stories whether they be funny, embarrasing, or just plain awesome. Ask any sex questions you may have and we'll try to help a bro out

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Bump

used to have pretty good stamina in highschool, but had a 2 year dry spell and now its shit again, particularly in doggy style. Used to be able to pound away but now can barely go a dozen thrusts before feeling it start. Is it normal to loose that much stamina with age / lack of sex?

You're just not horny enough

Virgin detected

I still want to fuck constantly though and would gladly go twice a day every day. Although I guess its hard to compare to teenage hormones

Not greentext cause on phone and fuck it.
Be me. Be in high school. Have hot irish/hawaiian gf whos always dtf. Go to a big zoo for her birthday. Walk around teasing each other all day. Take a wrong turn and end up in an unused amphitheatre. Get on stage and start making out. Gf pulls out my dick and starts blowing me on stage. End up pulling up her skirt and fucking doggiestyle on stage while we pretend there are hundreds of people watching. Came fucking buckets and didn't get caught. It was awesome.

Yeah i feel you. In HS I could fuck for hours and stay hard after cumming, now like 20 min is my max. Part of it is being out of shape but as for other causes I have no clue.

now thats the kind of highschool horniness i can get behind. love fucking in public places like that, just anywhere you can

Just had my gf lick and finger my asshole during an outdoor blowjob on the grass.

I'm definitely out of shape compared to highschool but not horribly so. Went from distance runner to primarily weight lifting because of time constraints with college. Might need to pick up running again and see if general cardio helps out

I've finally reached my goal of being a porn style fucker. By that i mean I no longer chum within 5minutes. I can raw dog for an hour of solid ducking without worrying too much.

>tips
>masturbate only if you marinate, get out over quickly so you don't make yourself sensitive
>bang cougars who have their tubes tied.

Also work out.

We're all going to make it.

Any tips to last longer? Once I get hard it’s like 3 minutes later I’m cumming. I don’t run out of breath or anything, I just finish quickly.

Checked. Yeah I miss that chic she was fucking amazing at fucking. I love sex outdoors. Planning a camping trip soon to see if I can get the wife into it. She's just not as adventurous as the have girl. Any advice on how to convince her?

How do I increase my cum load? I want to cum buckets but is not having sex/ not masturbating the only way?

Is there anything I can eat or drink that will increase my sperm load?

You can get better with masturbation. Practice lasting longer. It also helps to stop watching porn and either fantasize or read erotica instead.

theres an infographic somewhere with a bunch of supplements that increase load size and thickness, don't have it on hand though.

>tfw your wife IS your old hs gf
>tfw she lost her sense of adventure and most of her libido
>tfw you haven't had sex once this year despite sleeping next to each other every single night

imgur.com/5UlJXwD

honestly no idea. My ex in high school was just super horny and happy to get my cock any way she could. Current is a bit nervous but has said she's willing to try anything. Probably start with something super safe to guarantee no chance of getting caught so she gets used to doing it in places other than the bedroom

Ouch. That sucks Sup Forumsro.

RIP user

Yeah, it's been some stressful times. And when she's stressed she doesn't want to be touched, whereas when I'm stressed I like to bust a phat nut to relax. But when one of you wants it and the other doesn't, it's a "no."

My favorite thing is to get caught masturbating. Idk why but I find it incredably hot. I like to set up situations where my female friends will "catch" me. It doesn't always work and a few times a guy friend has accidentally fallen for my trap, but for the most part it's amazing.

pretty sure that's sex assault bro.

My wife went through that for almost a year until she got on antidepressants. Now she's hth again but it was a long ass year. I feel for you user.

How long have you been together?

Pretty sure you're from tumblr

Ok normie. Thanks for the expert legal advice. Don't you have a #MeToo protest to be at? Besides, I'm not out flashing strangers, that would be gross. My group is pretty open and tight knit. Its become an inside joke that they all think I just fap constantly.

It's also just really fucking weird, my guy. What kinda fag diddled your widdle when you were six that made you get off on people seeing you jerk?

She's started taking her SSRIs again so hopefully it helps, but a part of me feels like her birth control is to blame. Like, if I had to take a guess as to when her libido started crashing, I'd say it might have been around when she switched from the Pill to the Ring.

I'm not your guy, buddy.

that does fuck with hormones a lot. sorry to hear that user, tough spot to be in

Yeah bc ducks chica all up. My wife doesn't use any anymore.

Not your buddy, friend.

>be me, 17
>fucking gf on bed, bed is quite old
>leg on bed frame breaks, I tumble off bed
>right arm breaks
>compound fracture
>gf helps me put pants back on
>had to explain to mom how I broke my arm
Mom still tells that story at holidays and shit.

There it is! Nice. Glad you played along.

Coming up on 5 years pretty soon here. Fucked on Day 1, went at it like rabbits for a long time.

Yeah man, it's a real bummer. A part of me suspects she wouldn't need the SSRIs if she hadn't switched her BC over, considering she was a lot "sunny-er" back in the day.
If only that was an option. But she got put on it in her early teens to correct a hormone imbalance, and I'm too big a fan of dropping a thicc wad of wasted kids deep inside her to want to switch to rubbers.

So you've never fapped In front of someone?

I'm a Leaf. It's pretty much obligatory that I play along.

Bro I'm on the thin ice of divorce and get 1 or 2 times a week. Have u said anything?

With permission. I don't spring my dick on people without warning like a pubescent downy.

I liek fuck

I hope you figure something out man

Learn your point of no return. When you are fucking and almost there stop fucking, keep finger fucking your woman and play woth her clit. See if you can get her to cum while you take a "breather". If you're making her cum, she won't care about how long your dick is in her. Also try switching positions to give your dick some time to calm down if you think you're gonna blow too soon.

Of course I have. But it's not like I can pressure her into giving it up more often; that's how you end up feeling like an asshole, on top of being blueballed.

for everyone who shoots fast, KEEP YOUR BREATHING UNDER CONTROL! No seriously, that's all what matters, the moment you must/want to cum and get that feeling just take really, really deep breaths almost like you feel your lungs exploding, that will basically stop/'overwrite' any nerve-muscle stuff going on in your lower back... sry, non-native english fag but this is working for me since highschool... It also means that you need to work out, you're just not allowed to breath uncontrolled and keep getting faster. hope someone will get some help out of this.

You're really determined to be insulting about this aren't you? Whatever. I have fun and none of my friends are bothered by it.

Long story short but I think was funny; be me, 24 y, One time I meet a girl on a club, she liked me I guess and took me to her home her parents where on vacation some place, on our way to her place I knew we were going to fuck, Once on her place I asked where the restroom was, went to restroom to take a leak and washed my penis cause I wanted to be neat and clean, while I was washing my junk in the sink her little fucking poodle dog opens the restroom door (I forgot to lock it) and there was in the background the chick peeking throu the door....... just imagine the situation...... fucking little dog man

>"Oh, and don't mind user, he's just a little 'special.' Yeah, he's got this weird obsession with playing with his penis in front of people. It'd almost be cute if it wasn't disturbing, honestly."

Primatine tabs help me last longer. Any medfags can explain this to me?

I'll give another general pro tip if you cum in 3 min what I would do would be make her cum couple times then put it in and also alcohol may help I dunno but if I'm drunk it's hard to bust .

Fucking kek. Did you still hit it? What did you say to her?

>bet

He he yes I did, I just frozen at the sink and put my junk away as fast As I could but she still was able to see all the action, the three of us for a few seconds there, Me looking at her, she looking at me , and the fucking dog also looking at me........
i always thing about it and guess maybe she send the dog to see what I was doing I don’t know.....

How do you go from having amazing endless sex to going sexless?

Like.. what?

Do you just let yourselves get out of shape? Are you dating someone you're not attracted to? What the fuck changes?

I'm engaged and that thought scares me. We have amazing sex every time we see each other. Multiple all day sessions. I wake up to her giving me head- she's always horny.

Will this change? We've talked about how things might change once we have kids, but I can't see ourselves stopping the sex. Ever.

im the same bro, not once thsis year yet

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It depends on a lot of factors, few of which you can control. For example I still talk to my super horny hs exgf and she's still super horny, even more so actually. So it just depends on the person.

Of course it’ll change. Obviously you haven’t known each other long if you’re still fucking multiple times a day and she gives you head when she wakes up. I hate to burst your bubble but when you’re in a relationship for a while and see each other everyday shit changes. Sex becomes less frequent, doesn’t mean it has to get worse though.

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Femanon here. How do I convince my bff to have a threeway with her bf, herself, and I? I could care less about her boyfriend. I just want to be in bed with her

On our honeymoon got tickets for a train ride up in the mountains. Found out you could book your own private compartment. Fucked her in front of the window as we went through towns. Came buckets. And thus began my exihbitionist tendencies. Anybody have experience with cock rings by the way?

Also we fuck all night and the girl had the Tight Pussy Gripping technique she kept gripping my cock all night it was incredible bty.

Tequila. Good luck with the tricycle femanon. It's a lot of fun.

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

My girlfriend wants a 3 way with another girl, how do I find one?

No thanks

Then gtfo

Definitely NOT tinder. It'll make you both look like serial killers

>FEMANON HERE

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Nobody give a shit what you think, normie. Go suck another dick.

Rule 31

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Try convincing the bf first then you both can apply pressure. I can’t imagine any sane dude turning down a 3way unless he really just hates the 3rd person

That is hot as shit. Did a similar thing but up against the floor to ceiling windows on the 50th floor of our hotel room in Vegas. I was so hot that when I pulled out I shot over her head and hit the window. To my amazement she licked it off. It turned me on so much that we went right back to fucking.

No thanks

I love it when chics can do that shit. Feels amazing.

just tell the birch I don't want it every day. but when I want it I want it. and she can either get with the program or she can find herself replaced

my current partner tried that shit and I made it clear she can either meet my needs or find a suitable replacement. so now she is on libido booster meds whenever I'm at home ( I travel for work)

Then fuck off back to raddit you stupid cunt.

it's public indecency
if you feel assaulted you probably drank too much soy milk as a kid and needed a few more smacks growing up

But on the other hand, it might come off as me wanting to steal her boyfriend, which I don't want.

Rules is rules we can't adress you until tits

Kek

Haha I think my girl would be too afraid of hights to do it against a window 50 floors up but that sounds badass. I occasionally try to get her to post stuff on here as an easy outlet for exihbitionism but have only succeeded once or twice.

Has she ever been with a girl? Have drinks and bring that up. If not and she seams at all curious you could propose the 3way so she could feel more comfortable with her bf there.

>fucking fucking
>calls me daddy
>fucking say "don't call daddy, call me father"
>girl stands up puts on clothes and leaves

why am i so autistic?

On hour 6 of an acid trip when a girl I met the night before asks if I want to meet up. I agree but only if I can wear a VR headset while she rides me. About two minutes after I finish all over her, I have her leave and go to a friend's to have my body painted. Easily one of my favorite memories I've ever had

>be me
>craigslist.com.jpeg
>man the harpoons
>asks if i have a friend
>sure.exe
>drink beers with her and her friend in a cheap hotel room for a while
>drunk friend rents another room because he dont want me to see his dingus i guess
>allofmywut
>deed is done, asks for phone number
>8675309
>ff a year later
>craigslist.com.html#
>man the harpoons?
>holy shit
>same girl
>friend.bat
>"lol user, havent we met before?"
>"babe, i got a doppleganger around here i keep hearing about. you fucked some guy that looks like me?
>"teehee i dont do that kind of thing, user!"
>same friend
>same hotel room
>same story
>dingus
>mfw i smashed the same gril twice
>mfw she thought it wasnt me
>mfw she lost weight and her friend gained it
>mfw my friend ended up with the hog
>mfw I have no face
>mfw i do

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She's dated girls but never had sex (she's bisexual, leaning more towards men). But that's a good idea. We rarely drink together but She's turning 21 soon. So that definitely makes it having a few drinks easier. And people tend to be more open when tipsy so I'll definitely try. Thanks man!

Did it turn her on when you did post? If not you may face an uphill battle. Also maybe try something minor like fingering her while while driving. She'll feel somewhat safe in the car but still in public. Plus it's a service to our brave, lonely long haul truckers.

You're a traitor and you've violated the rules of the internet. You should be banned from Sup Forums

I have phone sex with my long distance girlfriend. That's it really.

Yeah I think it did. She got super wet. Definitely had some top tier sex. I think the main issue is she feels self conscious about her body cause her boobs are small. We used to have car sex all the time back when we were dating.

You might have won this thread user. Holy shit you're a weird glorious fucker.

Small boobs are great. They don't get saggy as easily. There are few guys who would actually say no to seeing boobs just because they're small. Have you tried getting her to get some wins on omeagle or the like? Unless it feels too much to you like being a cuck of course. But i dont think its the same thing.

posting the rules without understanding context
>your newfag is showing

tits or gtfo is for when an attentionwhore makes a post like "I'm a girl ama
if she is posting within the thread premise then she is fine to do as anyone else

fucking cancerous mommies
>lurk moar

Better than nothing. Phone sex is hot.

I need advice on getting convincing my chick to swallow. She’ll give blow jobs but she won’t let me cum in her mouth.

>be me
>be 19
>was seeing a sugar baby at the time
>she doesn't fuck her sugar daddy, allegedly
>always fuck her raw, always bust nuts in her
>one night caught train home after a few drinks
>asks for my finger in her mouth and starts sucking
>almost empty carriage but other passengers do see
>never had experienced this before, kind of nervous
>"user you're so shy, it's so cute"
>fuck her brains out later that night
>a month later I realise she's fucking crazy

>be me
>in high school
>decide to skip school with gf
>go to her house
>we put on movie
>cuddle, her cheeks touch weenie hut jr
>she pulls it out and jerks it
>stick my hand in her pants and play with her pussy
>she gets on top and make out while she still jerks me
> get up an take clothes off
> she takes shirt and jeans off leaves thing and bra on
>she gets on the edge of bed and starts sucking dick while I’m standing up
>rubbing on her nice tight medium size ass

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>implying the rule doesn't apply to all women on the internet whenever they say they are a women
Women shouldn't even be on the internet in the first place. Kill yourself.

Always piss after you fuck. Gay, straight, bi, man, woman; PISS AFTER YOU PENETRATE!

I had a buddy who slept around a lot at uni. Can't tell you how many times we had to bring him to the med bay on campus after a night with another stranger. Bladder infections from hell.

Vag, ass, mouth, ass, ear, ass- litteraly, if your dick goes inside a hole, pee when you're done.