Crazy fucker is threatening to beat me up, how do i learn to fight quick

crazy fucker is threatening to beat me up, how do i learn to fight quick

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best way to learn to fight is to get into fights

Call his wife

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buy a gun

if he is crazy just let him know that he will win, because if you beat him you are not going to feel safe again, he will try to get revenge because crazzzzzzzy

youtube knows all

This nigger is from a fucking vine

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>psoriasis
learn to take a beating. once you get that out of the way you'll be able to put up a good fight

this is retarded as fuck.

Pic related? Pick that shitbag up by the back of his shirt and toss him off you porch. Problem solved you fuckin pussy

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>pic not related
Normie faggot: Uhuuu I got u now, u better run boi

Found the idiot

so is fighting but thats the truth.

Get a bangstick and joust him withnit

you don't white boi

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If this guy wants to mess you up, there's not a lot of ways to keep it from happening. You can do your best to make it cost him, so bell think twice about coming at you a second time.

If he's legit crazy, no sense of a measured response, then best mess him up before he can do you permanent harm.

Gang up on him, use pepper spray or a gun, learning to fight will take more than a couple of days.

Watch some boxing videos on youtube.
Of course you wont learn just like that but the general idea is to get the idea of throwing punches.
1, 2 combination.
Throwing jabs and hooks.
You can focus on dodging. Look at your opponents hands look for when he steps in. Throw a punsh when he does.
Shadow boxing will help too, just to get the idea on how to move about. Also relpy to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>Analyze
>Disarm
>Engage

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>shoulders up
>chin down
>elbows in
>punch "through"

Push his jaw back with brass knuckles

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