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i cry

>13 posts early
What is wrong with you?

3rd for me

Is it bad that I fantasize about how I would kill myself almost every day?

first for kurva anyatók

Literally everyone makes early threads but when i do everyone criticizes me.

ill go cry in my room desu

if you have never read a history or philosophy tmob, yes

tmob?

*tome

People make them at like 305, not 297...

ABOOBLEEBABABA

He made one at 289 or something recently and the janny heemed his thread.

anything past 300 is ok
297 is NOT

im going to kill the guy who named the tropcal storm

nOT TRue

i posted that shit at like 305.

Janny was on my back for like 2 weeks.

Business idea: White Nationalism

*invests*

>White people existing anywhere on their own
RACIST

>Good condition Fiero for sale
>Cheap as hell

>Still can't afford it

*gets skin cancer from 1 one hour on the beach*

>pontiac fiero

Should've invested in crypto poorfag, now I'm on tack to lamboland and you cant even get to fieroland

want to drink the milk from a lvong mother gf

Its true, they gave me vicadin I got burned so badly at the beach. I've got burned bad too many times, many dermatologist trips in my future

me in this post

i have had two relatives get skin cancer

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me

I want one

learn to swim you idiots

he gott tu hydraded. remmber to drink watter end sta hydratd

i want a cute mestiza gf

i know how to swim but drowning is the best suicide method

goodnight sweet prince

Nope. Totally wrong. Drowning is prolonged and painful.

>I want a cute mestiza gf
>but I don't want to ask her out or plan a date
You obviously don't want her that much, meanwhile all I have to do is show her my crypto and one plane ticket later we'd be in my lambo

its romantic

my uncle I'm named after died of drowning

Makes Brendan Fraser look like a success

nice

person im named after was in the coast guard but didnt drown

It's not nice, he wanted to be an artist and my dad was very close with him

>he wanted to be an artist
thats literally perfect

did he know how to swim

i honestly didnt care for her a lot since a long time but i just saw her the o6her day and looked so pretty

im just really dumb

>im just really dumb
I think this is the first true post Cara has made

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Southeast getting hit a tropical storm.

Brendan lost weight and is back making movies.

Thanks doc

I still have some of his art

Yes, he drowned in a storm and was wearing heavy boots and clothing

You're infatuated, it happens. Messes up your hormones and plays with the way your brain works. I don't understand why you're being so beta though

Oh well, another day.

LOVE SINALOA

Because i am one lmao, and also because she is close with some of my family (thats how i know her) and dont wanan do anything dumb.
LOVE YOU TOO

cum LMFAO

No you don't

You always ignore me :(

That's how men and women traditionally met, through family. They will just joke about it if you fuck up like "Hey Miguel, remember when you asked out Pacarella and she rejected you? AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Well she is coming over today, try not to cry." Being dumb would be leaving yourself upset for not trying

Who are you.
yeah yeah whatever i hate when my familly talks about women i like

im super shy desu

No one will love you if you're unattractive

How did you even ask her out on the first date? I hate it too, I remember when I was 18 my mother bought me randomly condoms and she said "I hope you don't use these until you get married"

It's me

Unless you find someone even uglier than yourself

I'm starting to realize this.

NOT TRUE

Well basically i was helping her and my cousin buy some tickets for some bruno mars concert and she mention something about wonder woman and i idk but i felt confident and asked if she wanted and said yes.

No one will love you if you don't invest in crypto

Alright so now that that's established, how do I make myself attractive?

no one will love me if we arent blood related

Every summer makes me realize that I'm a boring person who will die alone. The only social interaction I usually get is in college and without college, I'm completely alone. I used to be able to play video games to bide the time but I don't like video games anymore. I can't get past the main menus anymore.

What tacos did you get on your date?

Also did you ever end up getting a Sup Forums pass?

Oh, what happened?

1 hour of play>lifetime of conversation>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hour and thirty minutes of watching jewish femenist propaganda without speaking to eachother

At least you got your foot in the door and you know she doesnt mind spending time with you. Really all you have to do is plan something fun and take a leap of faith and ask her out again

No one will love me even no matter the circumstances.

What about the online girl who is teaching you spanish?

true

Just wait until you have to work and the only thing you do on weekends is shitpost and go to the grocery store.

>No one will love me even no matter the circumstances.

fuck

Work will at least keep me busy. Right now I just sit around doing nothing but listening to music and looking at my desktop wallpaper.

Fun fact: My ex was inbred, analyzed her dna on gedmatch and her parents share a common relative 6 generations back

I wrote even on accident
DO NOT BULLY THE MENTALLY RETARDED

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good thing she's your ex now

My Sup Forums pass expired today
Still pooing toi

>red lipstick
when will this meme die?

no

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PERRO?
youtu.be/3S10V8BuQxo

=)

waste of water

Humans have evolved to like red lips user, it's a sign of circulatory fitness.

Every time I try to make a certain post I get a "connection error"

Janny and Jew Mook can't stop me from posting Anzu. Everyone is conspiring to silence me!

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wtf I love Janny and Jew Mook now!

That's cute.

not on that face

Canadakun, say hello to my kik please. I've lost my contacts because phone's reset. b-b-e-n-i

It's not sending

>Brady you are super bowl champ now
>will you choose brazilian chimp giselle or butiful asian waifu?
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>communism