>be me 25 and recently single
>try to hook up with girl I used to be friends with
>she seems interested in coming over
>try to be funny and say this
Can this be saved guys?
>be me 25 and recently single
>try to hook up with girl I used to be friends with
>she seems interested in coming over
>try to be funny and say this
Can this be saved guys?
absolutely. tell her you meant you are going to teabag her. she will respond positively and your date will go smoothly
probably too late to make a smart twist now
Tell her it's not what she thinks, you meant your scrotum
Say: something along the lines of "lol. I'm just tying to make myself laugh."
Dude, you shot both of your knees point blank with a shotgun..... And your asking if it's possible to walk.
You heard me, my sack of nuts will break your fucking nose, man of spiders
"The train to pound town leaves in 69 mins, cum over now don't miss out"
Yeah dude. Smooth as faaaack.
2 ez m80.
Just keep it rockin you've already fucked up.
Tell her when she gets there you're going to eat that pussy like shrimp fried rice and smash until she cums.
Good luck
>So,,,He was behind of it??
Just say >poor joke my b
And move on
You're retarded
you tell anyone to calm down when their angry and it never goes well, its like the equivalent of telling a sad person to just cheer up.
>I meant my penis
problem solved
my 4 incher rammed right down your throat bby
bruh just apologize for your shitty joke if you're serious. don't be that fuckin vulgar over text with a girl you haven't fucked yet unless she starts it, are you a moron? should have just slyly made a joke about it like would it be better if if were my headboard? or anything fuck man.
Today you have learned a valuable lesson. You are neither witty nor funny.
Sending her this pic is probably your best shot at making a fake reason for your dumb ass joke
>"dont you dare squirrel-shame me you cunt"
Just answer 'sorry' and a laughing smiley maybe this sweaty shit. Then wait and hope for the best
Could have said headboard a lot more tasteful and less disgusting....
Don't apologise. You will seem weak and a weak sexual guy is a "creep".
This guy gets it:
You are committed now. You gotta go all in.
"genitals*
Sorry stupid autocorrect"
ah I remember when I used to be a fucking moron and make these kinds of jokes, never worked in my advantage, never.
Move on like it didn't happen