Cuban here, ask anything I guess

cuban here, ask anything I guess

ADOLF HITLER UNSER FÜHRER
ADOLF HITLER UNSER HELD
ADOLF HITLER WAR DER GRÖßTE
REVOLUTIONÄR DER WELT

your neighbor florida here; why don't you describe the political situation in cuba and is fidel dead or not?

gonna try and make it as party v& friendly as possible

it's picked up as obongo has made life a little easier for us

fidel is alive but that's like saying somalia has an economy

What does your typical grocery store look like?

like the average dollar store over there or in burgerstan

Your cigars are delicious. I wish there were easier ways to get them.

How can you access Sup Forums from Cuba? I thought censorship was bad there.

I used to have to use a proxy but not anymore I guess

embargo should be gone soon burger
I want McDonald's

rare German humor ITT

are you a member of a laughing club, user?

>laughing club
It's called Waffen SS

how much are women and is it true that they'll offer themselves to westerners for cheap?

or have the euro trash ruined it for everybody?

can I really go there from Mexico and have them not stamp my passport if I leave $20 in it?

Do you enjoy living in Cuba? What part?

Do you own a car? If so what is it? Is there a popular model Cubans would fight over?

Havana women are whores but where I live they're ok

bayamo, it's ok

I am from Holguin, never thought I'd see a Cuban flag on Sup Forums.

Did Dominicans, Dominicanists, and Dominican Republic destroyed Cuba, just like Haiti, Puerto Rico, and Venezuela?

RARE

When do you plan on leaving this shit hole?

How many people you know have been arrested by the government?

What do you think about Cuba cutting out ESPN footage of cuban baseball players in the US to make you feel no cubans ever ran away?

Why are your people so good at chess?

please take back your cocksucking baseball players that have ruined baseball here

how much do you earn per month?
can you live/eat well on that amount?
please tell me more about whores user

Did you hate coldwar era as much as soviet allies in Europe? Admittedly I don't know much about situation in Cuba.

how many niggrs are there?

are cubans white mostly?

50 50

I love your country, I've been to guadalavaca (playa pesquero) three times now

Your rum is awesome but you need to get better ac

Viva Cuba

do you have toilet papper? beer? beef?

Is healthcare really awesome ? (I heard about a nurse going to everyone home each weak)

They have one of the best infant mortality rates and considering the trade embargo and lack of the best medical equipment they do well

Pretty based quote. Shame it was made by gommies

what do you think about PCC, they need to be destroyed right

OP DIED

I know this because I've seen Sicko.

It was on a billboard not far from the airport, I have more pics but filesize is too big

more like WAFFLE SS xDDD
>xDDD
>2016
>German Humour
please kill me

before the chinese do financially

get laid m8

what do you think of obama and all his recent okie-doke

have you ever visited cayo largo?

What do you do for a living?

Do you have any dreams for the future?