Here comes Slipknot

>Here comes Slipknot...
>The man who could climb anything
>Wonderful

I guess he should've...hang in there.

...

smug as hell

To this day I dunno even why they bothered hiring Adam Beach rather than a nobody for his role.

oh you know who he is? lel

Well I'm sorry to hear that......

>watch the interviews

>They ask the actor how he got into character

>He talks about his parents death and how they were murdered

>Assume he has a very emotional significant role

>He dies shortly after punching some random woman

BRAVO

>Adam Beach
who?

He also ran around in weights cuz his suit is supposedly 50 pounds so he had to get in shape to endure it.
He also took the time to learn how to do the motions to tie a rope.
Although I don't remember him tying anything.
He punched a woman and he shot his rope gun and pulled some switch on his belt.

He was in the movie longer than Seagal in Executive Decision at least.

>What if Superman went evil?! We need someone who can use a rope!
>There is already Wonder Woman with her magic rope.

Why not get paid to get in shape

and let's get a crazy bitch too

A reminder this team despite several casualties (criminal casualties) curbstomped two demigods.

Sounds like a win in my book

>despite several casualties
Waller killed all her staff tho.

Without the only one with actual superpowers (Diablo) they would been destroyed by Enchantress' brother.

Skwad Origins: Slipknot movie when ??

dude that scene wtf

nope, katana could slice them both really good, like mawing the lawn

>curbstomped two demigods.
>Implying they weren't defeated by a FUCKING BOMB.
This movie was hilarously bad.

I fucking hate this iteration of Waller. She's supposed to be manipulative and wickedly smart but not a god damn villain. She's still on "our side".

That's why Enchantress knocked Katana's katana out of her hand and Harley had to be he one to use the sword to cut out Enchantress' heart and not Katana herself, right?

>a team with highly trained and skilled and metahumans with superpowers also includes a 90 pound crazy woman with a bat.

>Slipknot
>Killer Croc
>skilled

>not listing the boomerang man

Yeah cuz it takes zero experience to climb anything or swim, huh?

le random pink unicorn man

Well, him too. The only two skilled people in that team were Deadshot and El Diablo.
Wielding a sword is also not that impressive if you think about it.

bitch just blabbering japanese no one understands her ok

>Waller herself explains Boomerang survived an encounter with a Metahuman so he's deemed worthy of joining the squad

oh my gooood how could I forget!

lol

The Suicide Squad as a concept was always a neat one until the movies justified it as a team to take down Superman.

Superman can literally take the entire team out in one second

>The man who could climb anything
Well yeah, he had a grappling hook gun, give someone else that gun and they get his entire skill set. What the fuck was this asshole recruited for?

to set an example apparently kek

fucking terrible movie

That's not how the [REDACTED] file will spin it.

Batman can (and has) take them all out on his own, let alone Superman, that's why the reason for assembling the Suicide Squad in the movies is retarded.

Because he's a nobody for a nobody role

>he didn't climb so good

Didn't will smith's character let himself get caught to save his sick daughter or some shit?

AA-ANAL MERCY A-A-ANAL MERCY
>skrillex then shits in your ear for 2 minutes

I remember he yielded to avoid getting his shit kicked in by Batman in front of his daughter

To be fair, they were going to rescue someone high up in a building that may have otherwise been inaccessible.

batman > will smith

his ego fucking killed this movie even more than it had to be killed

yes but it turned out using the stairs/elevator worked just as well...

What do you think CIA would've done in this movie? Will he be in the sequel?

Who the fuck is Adam Beach?

>tell me about deadshot, why doesn't he ever put on his mask
nevermind it's will smith's ego, that's the reason

seems to me will is like steven seagal if he was popular

it's just you

were they makking the black bitch as unlikeable as possible on purpose

I just hated her by a half-hour in

there were literally 0 likeable characters in this

what was the pink unicorn about? was it explained

>should've... hang

Dumbass, it's shouldv'e... hanged

it was flashed in those character texts that he likes MLP or something

literally whom?

Yeah I guess

Smith was semi likeable until he got all pissy at batman for stopping him murdering random people

Ayers thought it would be quirky and add to Boomerang's character.

Wouldn't it be hung?

>could literally use the machine gun to waste waller and her protection behind him in 2 seconds
>the bar scene
>the exaggerated ebonics talk
>never misses - misses

I thought he was fucking awful

Hello Adam, great work in SS!

>there were literally 0 likeable characters in this
This applies to every new DC movie.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYES

Viola Davis' character was the best, Diablo comes after.Fight me.

I thought he was played by Seagal when it first came

>adam please go

Yeah I guess he was id forgotten about that

both as bland and terrible as everyone else

It had a stack of cash in it

t. Bond, James Bond