Could you kill a knocked out hippo with you bare hands?

Could you kill a knocked out hippo with you bare hands?

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Gouge eyes till I get to brain?

interesting question.
Maybe stuffing it´s tongue down its throat or blocking the airways in some other way?

I doubt it.

I like it

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How much time do I get? I'm pretty sure if you gave me a day to work with, I could get alot of permanent damage done.

Till your hungry enough to give up let’s say, there’s a days pay if you do it for motavation

Can I use my hands to pick up rocks?

Rocks are everywhere so I doubt I'd be somewhere without rocks

depends on how long it's out

Depends on how much Fahrenheit the grass of the tree weighs

Bare hands bro rocks you could just get a good shaped rock and work on the throat for an hour and prob break the spine ?

Shit idk actually neck looks pretty fat

Injure or blind it, probably. But not kill it.

Hippos are goddamn tough as shit. Lions and alligators don’t dare fuck with them. Jaws can crush bowling balls and their skulls are near a foot thick.

You would need a machete to cut its skin

But eyes surely have some fleshy passage to brain that you could slowly work at

kill hundreds of people every year
18 inch incisors
hyper territorial
known to knock over small boats then tear the occupants in two

to anyone posting "yes" here is a skull for reference. Ask yourself, can i break this larger mass of bone, with my smaller human bones.

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It’s knocked out

Probably couldn't even piss him off.

Get two rocks
Smash them together until one breaks.
Get a pointy rock
Insert hand+rock in anus
Cut intestines
Pull intestines out
Climb a tree
Wait several days
???
Profit

you don't need to break bone to kill

Probably not. Hippos are very dangerous and kill several people each year.

>Hm,,,,he was behind??

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You need to cut a major artery or peirce a major organ

You can’t just punch it

And your hands can’t rip the skin

You could blind it at the very most

Can’t even drown it because it’s to damn heavy to pull into water

>he thinks you could use a rock to cut hippo hide

You don’t fully understand how tough is skin is

I'm pretty fat, I'd climb in it's mouth and make it choke to death on my bulk

Stomp it's fuckin wind pipe
Kick it's fuckin skull till my feet damn near break
Punch it's fuckin throat
Tear its tail off and strangle it or use it to lasso around its tongue and tear its tongue out
Repeatedly punch its eyes until I can jam my fuckin fingers into its skull
Elbow its fuckin throat repeatedly
Jump as hard as I can on its stupid belly until its ribs crack and pierce its lungs
Close its mouth and block its nostrils (actually the most effective way to assassinate a hippo)
Kick its tooth out and stab its eyeball out with it
Insert my legs into its anus and kick furiously, mangling its insides

^^there, plenty of ways

>Insert my legs into its anus and kick furiously, mangling its insides

Kek

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id just hook it in the side of the head and watch it eventually wake up all dazed and fucked up

I lol’d but none of that would hurt it

Most definitely. Pic related. This is me in early 2003 in the Nile River basin. I lured it onto land as they are more vulnerable on land and I wanted to level the playing field. This pic was taken right before I flanked this big bull. The trick is you have to get them from behind. Anyway I flanked the beast and got behind it and went straight for the animal's anus. Grabbing the tail with my left hand I thrust my right arm deep within and grabbed an handful of colon. I pulled with all my might and nearly turned the poor thing inside out. Biggest pink sock you've ever seen. It succumbed to the massive prolapse shortly thereafter. I ate him in one sitting.

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Yeah, idk. If something wants you dead you have atleast a chance with most critters. If a hippo has its heart set on killing you, cue *you died*. They are the dead souls of the animal we waz kangzdom

you dont understand how tender his asshole is.
you know they massage it after every poop, it is considered a treat in most african country's.

Have you confirmed the anus is just as tight?

Kek

I've got a 12ga sooo...i could kill it if it were alive.

It can hold it's breath for a while

I actually don't think so. It's too massive, I can't choke it or get around the neck to cut off anything.

Nah, they're my favorite animal. Anyone who'd try to even touch it would get the shit beat out of them

But it´s knocked out, so you have all the time in the world to suffocate it.

What about long fingernails? If they protrude about 2 mm from your fingers, it should be possible to rip something in it's asshole.

If you get all the time you need, destroying it's eyes and then just reopening the wound whenever it stops bleeding should do the trick.

bare hands
>I've got a 12ga sooo

knocked out
>...i could kill it if it were alive.

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>Hippofisting

>So..He was behind of it.

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Do you have any idea how much blood a hippo must have?

Let's say you have the strength to rip it's eyes out, not far fetched, how much blood do you think comes out? The capillaries towards eyes aren't major vessels, it would bleed more from it's nose.

Like emptying a pool with a straw.

How dis make u feel human boi

Nose is a good point. Noses bleed quite heavily, and if you can keep it bleeding...

Absolutely.
With enough time, sure.

Reach into the anus and start ripping and scratching

Go to Africa, get aids. Then fuck the unconscious hippo in the ass, without using protection.

> internet tough guy white knighting for a girl who literally weigh 6,000 pounds
kek

How about if you lifted it’s head up then got its nose bleeding. Wouldn’t the blood run back down it’s nose and into it’s throat?

Then just keep it bleeding until a) it runs out of blood or b) chokes to death?