What is your comeback to "kill yourself"?

What is your comeback to "kill yourself"?

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Rape them and tell them to kill themselves

what's yours?

I always just kill myself.
Last night I died for the 3rd time this week.

Snog more hog you feral butt custard miner.

You first.
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NO U.

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Kek
Refer them to a local therapist to help them out with the deep seated issues they're dealing with I.e. wanting to fuck their mothers, which hopefully after a few sessions they kill themselves and never heard from again

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hnnngghhhh....

Actually doing it.

>okay.

Either been there, done that or your mum would be so sad.

no u

Mine is to be all ready dead on the inside

this is correct

'I'm trying ok'

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I always consider the context. My answer then always has the form

"But you, my friend, are not correct, because [CONTEXT-RELATED ARGUMENT HERE], and therefore, I will not take my own life ;}"

The terrible emoji at the end is important.

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Kill me yourself pussy

Lolkek. Check'd

Kek

I don't kill myself. No one tells me what to do.

You first