Mfw cars sold in Slovenia only have 3 gears because they would drive out of the country before shifting to the 4th gear...

>mfw cars sold in Slovenia only have 3 gears because they would drive out of the country before shifting to the 4th gear anyway

Will they ever recover?

>go for a 10 minute bike ride in eastern europe
>end up in portugal

>take a 10 min bicycle ride in america
>police shoots you for unpatriotism

>go to portugal
>get burnt

>cum in the netherlands
>flood the entire country
>own a butter knife in britian
>go to jail for possession of a deadly weapon
>be finnish
>actually be somalian
>be czech
>half of the national GDP comes from porn

>take a 10 minute bike ride in Finland
>get hit by a rallye car

>go into the Sudety region
>It Ain't Me starts playing as the sounds of Vietnamese entirely replace Czech

>in Slovenia at the beach
>lie down
>head is in Italy
>feet are in Croatia

every time

Don't forget
>be Ukrainian
>half of country's GDP come from mail order brides.

>tfw you didn't know slovenia jokes were a thing outside of former yugoslavia

>in Bosnia on a beach
>lie down
>head is in Croatia
>feet are in Croatia

>go for a 10 minute grocery shop in America
>driving around 5 minutes before scooter breaks
>end up dying of starvation 5 minutes later
>family sued for bleeding on Walmart property
>10% of court fees are sent as a Freedom Tithe, to Israel
>President Citrus declares war on poor people

>you have to tip the police

>go for a 10 minute bike ride in america
>beat the national record for longest bike ride

>the previous record holder was black
>get shot for cultural appropriation

>in Bosnia on a beach
>lie down
>kidneys in Italy
>liver in Switzerland

still double the size of my country of origin :(

...

>mfw cars in america don't have gears because our "petrol" isn't outrageously expensive

>I can't think of anything funny

>he thought this was funny

>cars in america don't have gears
American """"""""""""""education""""""""""""""

i dont think you know what gears are lol

>a Czech goes hiking
>he dies

>be American
>drive around in a go-kart because your mobility scooter collapsed due to you weighing more than 60000 imperial cheesburgers

>be italian
>eat spaghetti every day unironically

>be american
>unironically eat bullets everyday

>Fly a jet for 3 hours
>Take a train for the night
>Still haven't left the country
>Barely traveled half of it

>wasting bullets

>try to move away from Russia
>die of old age before reaching the border

nice

>Drive to Netherlands
>Discover Atlantis

lost it

>what is the most impossible sight
>a jew walking dawn the street throwing his money behind him and an armenian collecting the notes and trying to return them to the jew

The absolute fucking state of American education.

>Trumptards this arsehurt
By this point, you're like religioustards who can't take a joke even when it is legitimately funny. Spend more time outside of your Sup Forumstard echo chamber, fatboy.

why do australians even feel the need to comment on american elections? go pluck an emu for dinner and welcome your asian boat neighbors.

>be a redditor
>get triggered