Tell us your secrets, user

Tell us your secrets, user.

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DON'T FUCK WITH ME MASON, I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING.

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I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING NUMBERS YOURE TALKIN ABOUT MAN LEAVE ME ALONE

im currently kind of being a sex slave of sorts for my cousin
fag obviously but some dumb cunt will ask

The only thing I want to do during sex is lick my girlfriend's pussy.
Like that's legit it.

sometimes i bump threads

You MONSTER.

I let my nephew shower with me and my gf earlier today

Did you let him penetrate her?

Nice jive, MI5

nah, nothing physical

I am in love

When I was 16 I took the v of a super cute 12yo mormon girl and were fuck buddies for quite a while

Bad uncle.

Relatable. My girlfriend is awesome in bed and will let me do just about anything but I just want to eat her out.

I enjoy sucking other guy's dicks. Especially a big dick. And to let them shoot their load on my face. Then have him stand over me, gently rubbing his dick on my chin(:

when my parents were out I would take baby carrots and put them in my underwear and then go lie on my belly and rub my bum on the edge of a door. sometimes would eat the carrots after

Greentext that shit nigga

Fake and OP

When I was young I was in Nazi group and we killed a lot of muslim scum

Not me, sorry. It's another virgin.

>So...he was behind of it.

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Does anyone have the copypasta of the guy claiming to rape and murder a little girl and stuff her down a well?

dropping out of college to join the marines, my parents think I will be a failure without a degree.

My wife sleeps naked and sometimes drinks too much...I let the neighbors son spy her through the window sometimes. She has no idea

Age 14:
Long story short, I was hanging out with my older brother and a few of his friends, riding dirt bikes in the woods, drink, smoking, etc. Two girls who lived near by found us and decided to hang out. My brother and his friends get both these girls (13 and 15) black out drunk playing a rigged drinking game. Once blacked out, we proceeded to fuck the shit out of them for almost an hour. I think all of us came inside both the girls atleast once. We took there clothes and shoes, and left them there, passed out, with cum in there pussies and asses, and on their faces. Didn't talk about it to anyone for a couple of years. My brother eventually told me that both the girls had gotten pregnant from that incident.

Age 16:
Fucked my best friend's passed out mother, she ended up pregnant (don't know for sure if that little shit head is mine, bitch was a total whore)

Haven't done anything of the sort since, and I can say that in 10 years, I haven't had an orgasm that matches the ones I had inside my best friends mom.

mmm-hmm...

>Find wife material
>Have a good relationship
>Get a kid
>Marry her
>Get second kid
>Barely any sex anymore, not even in our 30's.
>She's not in the mood because: She reads one of her 40 unread blogs, she has some chick series on Netflix or other stream service to watch, she has the special week, she's tired, she's sore after the gym or she's currently chatting with her friend, or with the girl gang. Doesn't do anything spontaneous for me. I do backrubs, can finger her if she's miracoulosly in the mood for that and so forth. She does nothing back.

I'm fucking depressed, but I've learned through a lifetime of a "men are shit mom", that women are in the right, and if I bring anything of that crap up that she does, she'll victimize herself while completely going apeshit on the shit I do to cope, playing games, painting miniatures and other nerd stuff. Because that has happened before.
I also basically enjoy things more if they are spontaneous and not asked for. So me confronting her, if she actually listened and started doing things, wouldn't be her doing it because she wants to, but to make me feel better, and I'm not comfortable with that.

I'm probably going to start sleeping on the couch from now on.
Oldest kid takes up my spot in our bed, and she has her best friend on Facebook through her tablet and phone, which are also in the bed room, and the youngest kid is in the bedroom too.

I hooked up with a friend of my gran.

This weekend one of my stepdaughters friend (17 yo) was at home. Sadly i didnt manage to get more than a bra video but the good news is i think i found the perfect place to hide my cam and grab some well lit full frontal vids of my stepdaughters

You've got a rude awakening coming. You'll regret it.

Well i kinda regret the vids i already took, and im scared each time to get caught, but i dont know why, it's such a rush... I think it's more the act than the vids themselves that do it for me, though

post the vids or you're going to jail for this

Some advice. I used to do this shit. Ruined my whole life. I wish to god I could go back in time and just have a loving family again. It's not worth it.

I cheated on my wife about 3 weeks before we got married. There was this beautiful thick woman who wanted me to fuck her in the ass and I literally couldn't help myself. She would let me gag her on my dick too, she would take the whole thing all the way down her throat. And she fucking always talked so dirty to me, she'd tell me to fuck her whore ass while I was balls deep.

Tested positive for herpes. No symptoms yet. Ex gave it to me.

What do anons?

> joining marines
How is that a failure?

She needs to sort her shit out. We need a societal shift to start making it sexy to do things for our partners.

I'm trying to find a way to whore myself out for money with the least risk of getting caught.

Fuck you nigger, I could give a shit if you believe me.

everybody needs to screencap this and save as

"read_this_when_you_want_to_marry"

sure but I have three kids and have sex all the time with my wife. Very likely Ill have my dick down her throat and up her ass tonight too...maybe its not the marriage but the person deciding "wife material"

If I'm alone in my car I'm masturbating. I specifically choose clothing for easy access to my crotch. Under the skirt/pants over the panties rubbing myself, usually to the beat of the music on the radio.

Your need to reply tells me that you're bitterly lonely and feel depressed about being both incel and a virgin.

Well it's no wonder your wife acts that way since you see her as a walking pussy

I like listening to my wife read out loud to herself when she thinks I'm asleep

I love fapping while driving at night, especially when i imagine people in buses or trucks seeing me

Wrong and fuck you. Shes in a wheelchair

I've been addicted to meth for a year and a half. 90% of my tweak time is devoted to trying to maintain the appearance that I'm not an addict. Ive been arrested once due to a public psychotic break resulting from 4 days of no sleep. I managed to talk the cops out of a blood test and only ended up being sent to a psych ward for a week, and by the time the hospital tested me, no drugs were in my system.


If anyone cares I have some interesting meth stories. Not even once kids

I do this too

i once had a bunk bed and peed off the side onto my sister

dear fuggin god please tell me some of these stories, methpa

Popped my 11yo cousins cherries this past weekend.
Spring Break 2018!

Whatever you say, bud!

greentext, dude! You're my hero!

In all honestly friend, if you still love her go to couples therapy. Thats not a healthy relationship.

>inb4 healthy relationships with womyn are impossible

If she's not ok working on your relationship, you should get a divorce.

>
Damned right. I'm not married but same shit after 2nd kid. Sex now 3 times this year. She was different before kids. Now, joint pains, no libido, went from 135 to 200 lb. I'm old now, no adonis and know you never get what is advertised. She had suggested some openness to the relationship, but shoots down every suggestion. Try to make things work but look for a sugar or mistress on the side.

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Hindsight is 20/20

She was never adventurous but was down for some stuff back then. She borrowed a PS of mine to test it out, then bought her own and some games so we started gaming together.
We did all kinds of stuff together, both stuff I usually did, and stuff she did, then decided on things to try out that we hadn't done before.
That has just now fallen apart and that was impossible to see back then.

I'm very much at fault here because of my social anxieties, and being the only child. Having no siblings never thought me confrontation skills or conflict solving. I just shut down if it comes to that, she's good at manipulation, I've seen it. My fears are that she'll victimize herself again, which makes me feel bad, then she switches it around to me, which makes me feel even more bad, and I'm afraid of the consequences that has of the future when it's finally out in the open.

so many fucking normies...

That's adorable, but why?

In general, the history is connected with the military enlistment office. Until now, I remember and poison from my Dalboobism.
And there it is clear that you need to take tests: feces, urine, blood.
In general, we sit in the classroom, here comes the school nurse and bazaar (She is from the village)
- Tomorrow, there is some urine and a can of feces.
I come home in the dump, I never fucked up fucking shame, where I take it, I study in grade 9 and I did not deal with shit. The evening comes, I chew everything I need for the need and for the big and the small, I'm shocked what to do until the morning cock diterplu. Then I remember the words of the nurses. "- Tomorrow, there are some urine and a can of feces."
And yes I think I need to shit in a jar. I fly into the kitchen tear off the cupboard, grab a liter jar and run to the toilet. Further thoughts "HOW?" . Well, I have a blaspheme with a sharpness, remove my panties bend over the cancer on the toilet and put the jar to the ass. I woke up with a fucking Snickers, the form of such an ideal straight itself was pleasant. I closed the jar with a lid (you can say it rolled up) and put it in the toilet. I think fucking shame all of a sudden, anyone who sees it, you have to roll up this business with a newspaper. Wrapped the newspaper with a jar of treasure. Then I grazed in a jar of vitamins and went to bed.

>Sex now 3 times this year
We're at 2 times so far, two condoms left. Expire next year I think. My bet is they're going for the expiration date.

When she went shopping I jokingly said, that we may not need to buy new ones just yet. She didn't buy them
That was at the start of the year.

As bad as things get, I want to be faithful to her. I'm a wreck.

>she's at my parents because her parents on a trip
>I'm home from college because don't have any money and actually have job interviews lined up for when I graduate in May
>She comes down for breakfast Saturday in spaghetti string tank top and boy shorts and I'm like dammmmn
>paren't go out to do their weekend stuff
>I'm left alone with her but really don't plan on doing anything
>she asks for help with the shower in her room
>she's just in a bathrobe, get a glimpse of some budding nips and bald puss
>get the shower working for her, she takes off robe and hops in
>Thx user
>me to self, no thank you
>immediately go spank it

TL;DR I put my face into my girlfriends ass, and it almost destroyed my life.

2 years ago I had a period I watched so much porn that after a while I even got into fart porn. I was horny all the time and I just wanted to do all kinds of stuff with my girlfriend. I never got the balls too ask her so one night I just put my face into her ass while she was sleeping untill she farted. It was the grossed thing I ever did, it was a true case of instant regret. The smell was so horrible and it was like I even tasted it into my mouth. I barerly could sleep that night I just couldnt stop thinking about how gross that smelled, I even almost threw up. I was so put off by that smell that it was really hard to find my girlfriend atractive anymore. I didnt want to have sex for about 2 weeks, and then when we did do it just wasn't fun for me. Everytime I saw her I could only think that horrible smell, I also was really grossed out by her ass. After that I broke up with her, I made some bullshit reason up. The worst part was before that she was just the perfect girlfriend, I probably would have married her. After breaking up with her I went through some dark times, I started using drugs and eventually ended up in rehab. I lost a pretty good job and had a fall out with my family. I recently started picking up my life again and since 3 months found a new job. I know it's probably hard to understand why I would break up with my girlfriend just because of a fart, it's hard for me to understand too. But that smell is probably the worst thing I experienced in my life. I did smell her farts before, but getting it into your nose/mouth like that is just another level. I haven't been able to get that smell out of my head, I still get sick thinking about it.

Morning. I get dressed picking up my shit, packing in a bag and pedaling to school. There are boys of our class, hands in kartana, I think and where their analyzes.
1 asked me a question, but cho for a package?
I: analyzes. but where are yours.
They: in your pocket. and take out micro jars.
Then I'm aching away. WHY THE FUCK this nurse speaks so poorly in English and did not say what should be in the litre jar and not in the jar. I SHITTED INTO THIS , I fucked when I needed a piece in a jar.
Well, cho can not help it. We go to the clinic, everything is fast there, everyone gets their shit out and puts it. I'm here shocked by the doctors in shock. I say get it? they come on. I GOT SHIT AND TAKE ON A SMALL TABLE. ONE MY JAR AS THE HALF OF THE DESK. YES STILL IN THE NEWSPAPER. She's what it is. I unfolded the newspaper and there the shit of the bank was fogged from inside. I could hardly restrain myself. quickly ran away. Then he told me for a long time how straight I got into the tare. Here and so. The doctors I made such a gift, please forgive me.

My girlfriend is cucking me regularly for about 18 months. It was clear for both of us that I wasn't completely satisfying her sexually and seeked for other men to help us with it. Lately she's been fucking our new bull a lot, who has a dick twice the size of mine. She is completely obsessed with him, has him over all the time and now he fucks her almost as often as me. And the degradation I get is more intense than ever. But I'm loving it all even more than ever before.

No kids with my wife of six years.

Thank God for that, because the sex dropped off anyway.

Left her for a woman closer in age and who is horny all the fucking time. Seriously, I have never had this much sex.
Can't wait until the divorce is finalized.

None of you know my pain. I had a decent 7 inch dick a few years ago. No one ever complained about it.

Then I started having strokes. One made my dick bend 90 degrees. That was annoying. Then another one made it straight. But instead of relaxing the bent area, it got tighter. Now I have a 4 inch dick. I hate it. The wife doesn't seem as interested in it. It sucks. I miss my dick.

Cont
>parents say I should go take her to movie that night after dinner
>at movie, one of those upgrade places where seats are now shareable couches
>she's wearing a skirt, her skinny legs major distraction
>user I'm cold
>let her use my sweat shirt as blanket
>me to myself, fuck it man go for it
>other me, um maybe don't
>start with hand on her thigh rubbing ask if that helps warming her up
>it does, so I continue
>go up higher, no objection
>touch pussy through panties every so lightly
>super wet
>pull her panties down a bit, no objection
>rub her pussy for like 5 mins, she's getting Even wetter, she quivers and asks me to stop
>me okay
>me to myself, oh shit I'm fucked

>be in college
>have 5 roommates in a house zoned for 3 people
>surviving entirely on whey protein powder and milk
>drink my nightly meal
>vomit it all up
>hear roommates laughing in the hallway
>become convinced they're poisoning my milk
>buy small camcorder and place it in vent overlooking the shared fridge
>pour through 40+ hours of video trying to find evidence
>compile all instances of others in the kitchen and then sleep while video renders
>wake up no longer psychotic
>watch video
>have footage of my roommate making out with a nigress
>realize I have proof of him cheating on his qt 3.14 gf but cant show anyone because it would reveal my insanity.

Theyre engaged now

Pic related. Close to the size of my room at that house

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Sorry man. In order to have secrets, you need to have people to talk to.

It helps with her stutter.

>Thats not a healthy relationship.
It most certainly isn't

I think I'll have to confront her first, work up the courage at least. Before any couples therapy.

Haven't had that much luck with therapists either.
Had an outburst a few years ago, timed well enough for a health check, from where I got an appointment to a therapist to look things through.
Result:
>Yeah, there's nothing you can do.

I'm sure she's ok working on it, if we get to that point.
But I lock myself down a lot, especially when I feel down.

holy fuck methanon plz moar

I am so fucking intrigued in this moment.

There just might be good in this world after all

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I'm sorry you made people with this person. That's going to make things so much harder when you finally leave.

Or, you can do like my ex-father-in-law did. You can grind away, day by day, working and being the "devoted husband and father" while your wife doesn't want to fuck you and then she gets hideously fat anyway, and you can start cranking it to bondage prn and be miserable with your existence, overeat, gain enough wait and high blood pressure to get diabetes and congestive heart failure and die in your sixties.

I chose not to follow that path.

cont user

I'm here, cont

Don't hold back now. We want graphic details my man.

I have sex with my cousin every time we see each other. Which is sort of rare mostly only on holydays

Thanks. That means a lot to hear.

your ages?

Okie dokie artichokie
>trying to prevent meth mouth
>brush teeth 3x a day
>floss after each meal
>drink water constantly
>begin to suspect that I have thrush
>spend hours rinsing with non alcoholic mouthwash
>sleep deprived brain sees and feels the natural mouth fungi begin to rapidly grow
>feel stinging pain in my mouth
>pain grows until I'm paralyzed by it
>convinced that the fungus is eating me
>feel it grow back down my throat and up into my sinuses
>burning pain is now felt behind my face, in my cheeks and in my ears
>feel the fungus creep throughout my sinuses and behind my eyes
>pass out from pain/terror
>wake up not psychotic and realize im fine
>original pain was from mouthwash interacting with undiagnosed strep(went to the doctor after)
>methed out brain took that original sensation and went off with it
Hallucinations due to sleep deprivation can be dangerous because they are tactile. Sensations of movement, pain, smell, or sound are indistinguishable from objective reality

That was the first time I seriously tried quitting. Not even once kids

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Yeah ok.

I've been cheating on a girlfriend with her friends. And she's none the wiser.

Any relapse stories?

Plz sir, I want some moar.

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My wife found me watching beast porn and she got turned in and said she likes it too. I don’t know what to do now but I love it that she likes beastality but what’s the next step?

When I was younger I saw my mom passed out in a black bra on the bed and I jerked off (AND CAME) to her basically naked body. I also jerked off when I heard her and my step-dad having sex. I also fingered my kinda-cute cousin on my mom's birthday during a camping trip (i regret not letting her give me a handjob) and now she's a homeless drug addict. I drew porn of my hot cousin and she caught wind of it and has never trusted me since.
I used to draw hentai of Kagome in thot clothing from Inuyasha and fuck my pillow to the picture.

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Discuss toys, acquire toys, and then fuck the living shit out of her with it stuffed in your pants.
Worked for me anyway.

I did it, only once. Is that weird? This was like 6 years agon in my early 20s. Fucking loved it, never touched it again. Probably learned my lesson with coke in my late teens.

So does not like toys and never tried one. But I guess toys for her pleasure is ok. U think in the future it will end up she fucking a real dog .. no bueno or she would like to fuck a nigger ? I don’t know I married for 12 years and this interrupted everything. I have thoughts

Post more fag.

I'm 23 and he's 22

Cont switched to computer instead of phone
>walk out of movie theater super silent
>car ride to starts off silent
>know I've fucked up because she's a major chatty kathy most of the time
>blurt out, "justsoyouknowsorryaboutmoviethingsupersorrypleasedonttell
>her, no its okay i liked it just wasn't expecting it
>me, okay okay, well still probably shouldn't tell anytone
>her teehee no prob
>back to chatty girl on rest of the ride
>get home, rents are gone
>ask her what she wants to do now
>vidya!
>playing some nintendo switch
>user you can play with my pussy again if you want
>me, yes please!
>pull off her panties, have her put her one leg over my lap and proceed to play with her
>take out my dick and she starts jacking me off
>get her to orgasm
>then I nut this huge loge
>we both laugh about it
>parents come home
>how was the movie
>us, great!

cont?

3 things.
1) Confront her about it. Just tell her you have some ideas and that you wanna run them by her. If it's a possibility then go for it.
2) Getting fucked by a real animal is a hassle and isn't worth the effort, along with the countless health risks. How into beastiality is she? Medium to heavy furry shit or hardcore animal fucking? That usually doesn't come to reality because it's either not possible or out of the comfort zone past masturbation.
3) Dunno why her going off and fucking a nigger is related but that's a little out of your control.

fuck yes

don't even ask ffs

bumps