Browses an alt-right forum

>browses an alt-right forum
>doesn't serve in or isn't a veteran of the armed forces
>mfw
whats your excuse Sup Forums?

>alt right forum
this is a chinese cartoon forum stormfaggot

are they that desperate?

I was in the military briefly but I'm too much of a fat lazy Jew to stick it out.

i have a brain.

This is pol depending on the thread
>hates dindus and minorities
>also hates police
>hates kebabs
>also hates the military

If you post a pro-military thread you will get the anti-JIDF flooding it within minutes.

>serving the globalist jew

Well done, burger.

>yes goy fight for your masters

>LE WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE FOR ISRAEHELLISNTREAL!?!?

I love those weak beta faggots.

I'm a PhD biologist. I considered joining the Navy officer candidate program, but government is force and that force has been abused to use the wealth of my people to conduct proxy wars for Israel, and thoughtless overseas engagements for which we receive no possible reward.

I would gladly fight and die for my countrymen, but not for treasonous plutocrats who use their influence to threaten my beloved Republic.

I actually tried to join the military two different times. Was rejected because of an injury to my septum when i was younger which they believed caused breathing problems for me. (It didn't)

I tried to get a medical waiver and it didn't go through.
Oh welp.

a fucking white male

>fighting for israel
>defending a 60% white country

Right on time.

>Discussing alt-right movements on Nepalian proctology amateurs forum
ヤレヤレダゼ

I've never seen somebody on Sup Forums that wasn't just one faggot that hated the police or military.

I'm a suicidal drunk that shakes like a beaten dog when people yell at me. I'd just end up Private Pyleing myself.

By being an upstanding Law Abiding Citizen you are doing your civic duty

>goyim
>dying for israel
>ever
Even through i served as mandatory.

Serving my armed forces would mean helping in ferrying boatloads of niggers in mainland Europe. No thanks

I support the idea and function of the concept of a military but we've learned over the past decades that countries send their young men to their deaths for foreign, political and corporate interests.

100% undying support for the military died when the military itself died.

>just graduated with a degree in chemistry
>always wanted to serve but I decided to do college
>no debt, but not really sure where to look for jobs

Should I join? When I was a kid I always wanted to be a pilot in the air force. I'm kinda tall (5'11'') and I wear glasses (but not super thick, I think like -2 is the correction factor if that means anything). I was taking flying lessons for a while but didn't quite get my PPL.

I'm also a bit out of shape. Not really fit, but not fat as fuck or anything.

>Only child
>My mom would have had a heart attack if I was hurt (her words not mine)
>She also said we (my family) did enough serving because my father was injured in Vietnam and had bad PTSD

I honestly regret not signing up, you can argue that I should have stood up to my mom but yeah that's easier said than done.

At this point I wouldn't know what's worse though, Schlomo. Dying for Israel or dying at the hands of kebab flooding Europoor country.

>inb4 muh greater Israel conspiracy

I would love to serve, but I'm blind in one eye which means they won't touch me with a ten foot pole.

It's really to bad since I got a 96 on my asvab, and that's the highest score my highschool ever produced.

I'm technically disabled and not allowed in the military

Because I'm not literally retarded

>serving jews fighting wars in muslim countries
>being proud about it

You are retarded. I would rather go to a militia than a proffessional army

> alt-right forum

Dude I'm here for the lulz and the bantz and the occasional good discussion

Besides, serving in the armed forces is some establishment bullshit, no way I'm getting my legs blown off in some desert third-world country for no reason

>alt-right
Nice meme.

>risking your life for the globalist Jew

Could you be any more cucked?

>Spanish "military"

Because I'm a sovereign citizen, you bootlicker.

Completely off-topic, but I have a question and I cant start a new thread for this

You know how we call Indians Pajeet, Finns Mikko, Romanians Radu, us Swedes Achmed, Britts Nigel. What do we call Americans? Is it as generic as John?

graduates from don juan academy

Which is why you DQ'd from MEPS. Show me on the dolly where the big bad recruiter touched you.

Burgers

You can call us

Sir
Master
Masta'
Boss
Your grace

There are no more conventional wars. If you want to defend your country from terrorism you don't join the marines like a fucking retard.

The people defending our country are the NSA, FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF

Jesus man, get your life together

dying for israel at the hands of kebab flooding europe?

>DHS, ATF
w e w
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lad

Chad Thundercocks

Because I'm a leftist :)

your looking for /k/ . Sup Forums is political and service in the armed forces isnt needed to vote or be elected

I'm disabled

Tyrone Rodriguez

>asking why people on a Trukanese seaweed weaving forum haven't served in the military

>Being even more of a tool for the jews

>implying this isn't a Vietnamese Shifting Papyrus Website

Either way, I'm studying for an MEng in bioengineering. Hope to get involved as a military contractor soon. Human augmentation soon comrades.

It should be.

i'm the alt-rightest in here

>Fighting for your country helps Jews so we won't do it

This is how white civilization dies, with memes, cowardice, and (ironically) plenty of Jew hate and conspiracies.

Just as planned...

Med discharge. Workingon waiver.

None of that means anything to me. I don't know your autistic jargon.

Alt-right doesn't care about duty, values, or public service. Alt-right just cares about antagonizing liberals. I mean, look at your leaders.

>government leech

>heterosexual willingfully joining the army
enjoy your sausagefest

I'm an Eagle Scout, same thing.

I am a woman.

Massuh*

I was in a frat, same thing.

Because I'm clever enough not to be recruited by Jews to fight their wars abroad, wars which do not concern me the faintest. I will take the arms if and only if my country is under attack on it's own soil. Otherwise, fuck off Jew slave.

If u couldn't argue with a middle aged woman what makes you think you could kill a village of armed men?

>fighting/killing/dying for the corrupt powers that be
I'm not so silly

Ulcerative colitis. One of the first disqualifiers for enlisting is gastrointestinal diseases and I believe 1.C includes ulcerative colitis.

For what it's worth, I don't count it as a blessing that I'm exempt from service. If there was any kind of war with either Mexico or Israel, I would probably try to lie to enlist. The only thing I can pray for is a race war because you don't need to formally enlist to help out in those conflicts.

I don't want to die for Israel

>None of that means anything to me. I don't know your autistic jargon.
Instead of complaining that you don't understand a bunch of fairly well known and well understood concepts in the community, you would be better served by educating yourself about them.

Failing that, you could ask me to explain terms I use that you don't understand, and I would be happy to.

To understand how ridiculous you are being, here is an analogy: Why don't you try going into the daily programming threads on Sup Forums and complain that they are using too much technical jargon about programming. See how that goes over.

My country's military is a joke, plus unless there is a war brooding, I don't see the point. I don't wanna die in Afghanistan.

you did the right thing listened to your mom

>Tanner
generic suburb white boooi name

to all the anti military folks here, would you serve the SS instead?

What does the "alt-right" have to do with military service you dumb knuckle-dragging retard?

>that's easier said than done.

Is it easier if you're not a NEET. Any parents that care about their kids try to talk them out of joining. Just sounded like you needed an excuse so you could tell your friends and anyone else that actually joined.

>well I would have joined
>but my mom would've killed me if I did

anti-Nato i should say

When I was 18 Bill Clinton was President and he was dismantling the military. He kicked out most people who had 12+ years of service so he wouldn't have to pay retirements to baby killers, cut the maintenance budgets down to half a roll of duct tape and a screwdriver if you were lucky *now keep that nuke sub running boy*, and gave us clusterfuck RoE's like in Blackhawk Down. Somalia was all draft dodging and communist parade march leader Bill Clinton's fault.
Seriously, draft dodging was a felony the way he did it, and he really did lead a communist parade in college.
Fucking bad 8 years to serve.

Get off of my Uzbekistani lead farming board.

Well, it is much easier to kill defenceless women and children than actually fight other armed men... Unless you mean the "Waffen SS" which is basically the same thing as the military.

Just join the Navy you faggot you won't die.

Eczema barred me from service.

Well, if it helps you.. I've already put my story here once. I serve. I'm a recent Russian immigrant though. I came to America for masters degree in history - according to the program's rules, I must have leaved after I get the degree. But I found a way to stay in and acquire citizenship: I married a nice white girl from my uni. She still thinks that I love her, but in fact I don't, the only reason I married her was I didn't want to return to my shithole "country". She doesn't realize, or maybe she just doesn't give a fuck, which is most likely.
And here comes the military part. We want to buy a house and shit, but I was ashamed of myself making incredibly less than my wife (she has a much more useful degree). And so I joined the Army, my degree gave me the opportunity to enlist as a Specialist and have quite a decent income. Also, my good physical shape helps a lot, I was always fit.
So far I like the army, it's far better than university studies, at least at every point of time you know exactly what you're supposed to do and there's no question, I like that. And soon enough I realized that my good performance gives real opportunities to grow up in ranks. My life has never been so good.

And btw, I have a dream of being deployed in Russia after it finally collapses and balkanizes, so that I can have my revenge and liberate and democratize it once and for all, for God's sake.

supporting al qaeda directly by serving in the military or cia would be actual treason

no thanks

>Make fun of people in the military
>"HAHA Ur mad bc u failed ur buttplug initiation test!"
>I don't know what you're talking about
>"Wow ur so ignorant, ur being ridiculous"
With solid logical and social skills like that, it's no wonder you ended up in the military. Now go get PTSD and kill yourself you useless welfare queen

>Loathes self-flagellating whites
>refuses to fight on behalf of self-flagellating whites
>Y U NO VETERAN?!

Yeah, you sure got me.

if the common people of the world were all armed we wouldnt need armies

I'm a capitalist.

>I would never make this accusations in real life
>I'd rather do it on a Japanese image board

The United States of (You)

Hitler was a WW1 veteran. George Lincoln Rockwell was a WW2 veteran (Navy).

What do these two have in common? They're the Gnat-Soc idols that they all know and worship.

You don't have to be a veteran to not be a nu-male cuck, but if you don't at least respect the men and women who are, then you're more than likely a nu-male cuck.

>being a welfare queen
When America needs me to fight a real war for are country, I'll enlist, but for now I'd rather not be a leech.

Oh I'll say it to any knuckle dragging military autist. They're such pushovers they made a career out of being a literal tool. How threatening could that be?

I'll gladly fight and die if something like Pearl Harbor were to happen again and we would war with a first world country

However I don't beilive in fighting and dying just to kill some pissed off Muslims as an excuse to keep our economy going

Everyone knows as soon as a first world nations tracked us we would nuke Isis so we could focus on beating a challenging enemy

Admitted to trying weed, listed as unable to serve for psychological reasons. I wanted to serve and I would have been a good soldier.
I'm well trained and mentally strong.

But I tried weed so I'm left out while 50kg women and cucks get to serve.

Just cuck my shit up. I wouldn't give a fuck if russia invaded us.

Attacked. Not tracked

i don't believe in government sanctioned violence.

>serving in a NATO army as non-US citizen
Kek enjoying dying for someone else's interests

>I'll gladly fight and die if something like Pearl Harbor
>I will gladly sacrifice my life if another false flag happens that tugs at my heart strings
Confirmed for having zero knowledge of history.

This is a Laotian calligraphy board pal not a haven for stormweenies. Who wants to go get blown up by rag heads for kikes anyway?

I'm not interested in being a welfare queen or a Servant of Israel

>"Im a conscientious objector"
>females vaginas when

>Join the military so you can die for israel and to protect sjws who hate you and want to destroy you

Dont think so. If my country gets invaded I will sit back and laugh at all the liberal college students getting raped to death. Thats also why I feel no sympathy for the cologne-women. You get what you deserve.