/afl/

Who here /top4/

Worst Australians need not apply.

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Very good posts.

Lads here is a list of artificial clubs that should merge or fold

1. Gold Coast Suns
2. West Coast Eagles
3. GWS
4. Adelaide Crows

>no poort
>no hawthorne
Terrible post.

Cringe

I can see poort, but hawthorne are a big success on and off field.

Maybe, the dogs and saints?

reminder that you're not really living life unless you're injecting meth and fucking hookers condomless

>one game on today
>4:40
>two irrelevant clubs
Epic

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HEAVE HO UNNA

top 4 right here

Freo by 10

who /dabloos/ here?

>Muh Gil Conspiracy
Yeah shut the fuck up dickhead, up the doggies.

>Conspiracy Check

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>cant tip soccer
>cant tip tennis
>cant tip why he is considered a menace

Adam Goodes has really let himself go after his retirement

>LE FUG LE BOONGS XDXD

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Good thread, lads.

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who /can'twaittoseeRCBTFO/ here?

I see it every week m8

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North bigfooty board makes for great afternoon reading

Is Damien Monkhorst the most "Collingwood" Collingwood player of all time?

nervous lads

Time for some HEAVE HO UNNA

Who here 5/5?

just woke up lads

here lad

Up since 4:30am and watching live sport the entire time.
Grouse day desu.

Same

>cant tip sports
>cant tip horses
>cant tip why theres so many divorces

>Pies
Should've gone to Specsavers

Juve frog posting wog detected

>0.4
>Collingshit

two bad teams

Freo are fucking SHOOK but luckily Megpis can't fucking kick or the game would be over already

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were you watching Rocket League too?

How close is rugby to American football?

OUT OUT OUT

A GOAL LADS, WE FINALLY GOT ONE

Make me

It's American football minus any of the strategy. It's literally just meatheads running into each other for 80 minutes and possibly the dullest sport ever conceived.

So Australian football is not the same as rugby?

They are nothing alike mate.

t. Victorian faggot

Is it easy to get in to Australian football?

So suddenly we've lost all our pressure.

Yeah not terribly difficult if you have good base fitness. The skills you can pick up easy enough, being able to read the play and getting your head around the rules will be the difficult part.

>all Victorians are melbcucks
'No'

Basedbane tbqh lads.

>Collingwood hasn’t beaten Freo in Perth since round 23, 2011.

This is exactly the kind of stat that makes me believe >we will fuck it up and lose.

Collingwood should literally be 4 or 5 goals up

>should
The key word, they better deliver next quarter.

Stomach won't stop rumbling m8s

This. If they had have capitalized on Freo's shit starts the game would be over by now. >We are middle of the table pretenders at best a 9th-14th side

>3.5
get the rope

GREY
R
E
Y

>4.1
>3.5
Classic Collingshit.

Whatever Freo did to their midfield it's doing wonders, quit fucking up Pies

PendleGOD

ANYone got a stream for the only fucking game on today?

vipbox.nu

disgustingly white

I hate how most of the Dockers player have that greasy hair tied in a bun thing going on, it pisses me off and looks like a stupid trend. Do girls even like that? It looks pathetic.

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>Do girls even like that?
Yeah because when they aren't playing they let it out for that "shaggy surfer boy so rugged but cute" look

Also in Perth they literally have to do nothing else but play AFL to be drowning in pussy so why get a haircut?

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>The city of West Australia

Western Australia is a state mate, you mean the city of Perth

West Australia isn't a city....

>"West" Australia
>a "city"
I'd ask if you have a brain but being a tripfag it's a useless question

they're probably going bald

KEK just go bald honestly who gives a fuck, I have a great hairline but have always preferred a crew cut or to shave my head

>just go bald honestly
>I have a great hairline
go fuck yourself, you don't have a malformed skull like me, you're not balding at 21, you don't have a bald spot at 21.

It's ok lad, let it all out, I know this topic causes much pain.
>tfw you go to the hairdresser and ask for a super close number 1 cut
>tfw she asks "you know that's really short right" and I say yeah
>tfw you see her get wetter as the hair comes off and after the cut she's rubbing her hand over my head while saying "you have a great shaped head for this cut"

>mfw

Looks like the umps have their money on the Pies

That Walters one was disgraceful

Meanwhile freo have gotten away with 2 blatant holding the balls in either 50

Rebuild soon lads

>our shitcunt slack, lazy, soft midfield isn't winning >us shit

>y-yeah hello c-can I g-get a buzz please?
>haha y-yeah I know it's short
>fap to the thought of a woman touching and speaking to me when I get home

there is no need to be upset with me my malformed skull having friend

Just need to throw big money at one elite midfielder for next season and get rid of Priddis.

Naitanui, Vardy, Shuey, Gaff, Yeo, Mitchell (maybe) and 1 more gun player should make your midfield good enough to push for top 4.

Is Jamie Elliott confirmed gay yet?

Gaff has played like shit recently. Shuey is incredibly inconsistent, but good when he is on.

I want to fuck Jamie Elliot's boipussy desu

Worried about the palm tree desu. Mackenzie went from Rance tier to Zac Dawson after his year off and there's no guarantee that nico will any different.

Simpson needs to think up a new attacking strategy because whatever he's doing isn't working.

His disposal has fallen way off this year. It was the only great part of his game. Probably on the verge of being dropped.

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>Wells injured
I'm so suprised

greenwood is fucking garbage, literally one good season with north

Is Treloar elite?

>Elliot goes down leaving Megpis 2 down
I like this script

All Moore now

kek

KEK

K E K

>Hill
This is what I hate about aboriginal players