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schaub is a faggot

Look at the rugged handsomeness of Don Frye in this picture. I want his hands on my body and I want to call him daddy.

tu va moher

tu va moher

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WHOOP THERE IT IS!

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He must have a death wish calling out DAN KELLY

cleverly asked for brunson

ESQUHAZEMEYOUEFCHEE
ESQUHAZEME

>clean your room
>sort yourself out

1/2 a bong til main card

weebcrew.moe for a stream

>this disgusting accent

Rare flag!

>/heem/ and/or /mma/

YOUR DAD

MY DAD

OUR DAD

juicebox brazilian edition

he was good lookin man

sucks he has cte and is like dying now

Except when brunson puts on on his chin heem sleepy

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So do you think you tough guys could handle a throw like this??? She can take on any of you creepers!

breath taking

>clean your room

What does getting RNC'ed feel like? Could you just.. not tap?

Assuncao do not fail me pls. Take it to ground and submit him.

And Brazil take back the momentum with another submission win!

Home: 1 KO/TKO, 2 Sub, 1 Dec
Away: 1 Sub, 1 KO/TKO

A victory for either team is worth 1 point. A finish (KO/TKO/Sub) is worth an extra 0.5 point. The Main event is worth 2 points and a finish is still 0.5 a point

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Oh my GOD how delayed is your stream bro?!?

your a hater dude

Salty coins

Who HAH (HEEM[Here Everybody Enjoys Memes] All Hues)?

So does brazil get an free point since next fight is hue vs hue?

>wmma on the main card of a ppv
will the ufc stop fucking doing this already?

Kind of pissed off I barely saw that fight

>shes already been given a stripe
Normies are going to turn jiu jitsu into a joke

*tips fedora*

We should raise money for him like they did with Sam Langford

yeah until you go unconscious and limp

is that peter griffin?

I like this, keep it up.

u mad?

I wish I was famous so people would stand there and let me practice technique on them without moving. in real life everyone just kicks your ass when your a whitebelt

yeah right id eat her pussy

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you are getting blood circulation denied to your brain.

thanks for these shots

>streak legends
>no mention of DJ

lmfao manlets btfo

who's the narrator there? his voice got me hyped

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when is ronda fighting lads

Stripes are only given to prevent soccer moms and children from quitting
I would love to take her down straight to side control and just ravage her

>Conor in longest active win streak because he lost at WW

C'mon that's a bit bull lel, he's not even at FW anymore

yes...

I'm pretty nervous now, but Aldo is like the super champion or something right? everything is going to be ok

be nice fag /heem/ was made by Brazil you ass

yeah you dont tap to the pain. apparently just feels like immense pressure in your head. probably super uncomfortable but not too painful. the time you're out depends on how long the blood circulation was stopped.

We only do stripes for the kids class

If you don't tap, you'll go unconscious because the choke cuts off the flow of blood to your brain.

Where does this team rank?

thanks friendo, good to see some amity in a game thread

we really should considering he downplayed the fact he almost died on the mmahour but eh

It's pretty spooky to not be able to breathe

>Pulling a Ryu sweep kick in a real world fight

It triggers me every time these favela monkeys win

dj = wgaf

thats a captain falcon downtilt

sure, but when you wake up you'd probably wish you had

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>and just ravage her
You mean that sexually or in a fight?

Eddie Alv just said this guy looks like me

based eddie

For pulling a stupid move like that id rape her twice

you must be a new fan

Girl with braces is a qt

>jones vs machida

so sowry, i hespect bra71L

thug bless

>girl

I've trained at gyms where they had them but they are incredibly meaningless. When a blue belt can tap out a purple, something like a stripe means jack shit
mmafighting.com/2016/12/4/13816060/don-frye-rebounding-from-lengthy-medically-induced-coma

>Frye said he had ten vertebrae fused in his back in a 2013 surgery and was okay for a while, but then his back had started hurting badly the past few years, but he just lived with the pain.
>"I didn't want to b**** about it," he said.
>Finally, he got the back X-rayed and found that the rod put in during a prior surgery had broken and that's where the pain had come from.
>"They saw in the X-ray that I had broken the rod," he said. "I had broken the rod a year or two earlier, and then I had a bacterial infection and I had a really high fever. I was always sweating and I didn't know why. I had a fever due to the infection in my spine."

Good god what a hard motherfucker

what is wrong with you?

nonce

anderson vs griffin

also that looks like an adult fighting a child. blacksplovieness scary

Might wana tread carefully friendo, if they make it to 9 points they cant loose!

wasn't even knocked out lol, kid just cant handle being hit

Anik is automatically -4 points out of 10.

rose spamming? rose spamming.

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Rose was cuter with long hair

marlon moraes is a future champ cocksuckas!

They were showing WSOF re-runs at my gym this morning. I was watching between sets when some old faggot came up to me and asked me how many more I had to go, I just turned to him and said "as many as I fuckin want, bitch" and just heemed him.

Marlon Moraes looks like a sad Diego Sanchez

>watching usa stream

>advert with woman going through some military training

>on the front lines shooting her gun looking all wonderwoman tough

>think this has got to be for a tv show


>ITS A FUCKING MARINE RECRUITING ADVERT


AMERICANS ALLOW WOMEN TO BECOME MARINES NOW? FUCKING HELL UR MILITARY IS SHIT

B A R B O Z A

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>That fucking cunt in the back running up to take pictures

>that looks like an adult fighting a child
Maybe because he's a head and a half taller?
>blacksplovieness scary
Dude, he just heemed an autistic manlet.

We made it to the only Non-VS fight on the card folks! Time for me to take a quick break.

>dignifying him with a response

lmao @ ur """"lyfe""""

everyone is cuter with long hair, it's called femininity

can't wait for fight companion

post the pics please

It's too easy for us to win, in Brazil we have real men, not sissies like in America/Europe

Don frye is a hard motherfucker. National treasure

Amen brother