Describe these film without the words dullest or franchise

Describe these film without the words dullest or franchise.

Inspiring.

Daring.
Courageous.
Epic.

that is literally the most compfy movie of the entire franchise. you seriously need to kys

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Voldemort

I would but it's just not possible when you're working with one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. I mean seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

cuck

Every day, still making me smile

Decent kid flicks

Does it make you feel good? Posting the same copypasta garbage? Please neck yourself, because you will never contribute anything to society. Fucking fat cunt.

cuck reddit dogshit for manchildren

Bretty fun.

Shit
Bollocks
Kiddie cancer
Pleb filter
A fucking waste of time and money
Stupid flicks for stupid people

Please stop saying the c word
its almost 2017 and trump won
the age of c*ck is over

Good times.

>Atlas Shrugged at god-tier
I hope whoever created this copypasta and its image died in a house fire.

>Atlas Shrugged
>Not god-tier
Stick to Sup Forums

Comfiest Kino.

Fuck you for defending this lefty bullshit

stop bashing on harry potter! I hate quentin!