I cannot shit. Please help me. I’ve been taking laxatives, drinking water, and exercising...

I cannot shit. Please help me. I’ve been taking laxatives, drinking water, and exercising, but all I can do is poop small rocks. I even got a professional stomach massage and still can’t go.

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Help plz

Sauerkraut. A whole tin.

drink some olive oil

Cocaine

magnesium citrate


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prunes, cigarettes and caffeine.

Kale

Taco bell.... I'm serious.

go see a fucking doctor not get a massage it could be something extremely serious

Give yourself an enema or go to the doctor.

Oh god... ptsd. Not a fun day.

Booze, lots of booze

Don't play. I have intestinal problems that started the same way. Go see a a doctor asap before you end up with a bag.

Have you eaten anything?

This. Unless you want to poop out of a tube in your belly.

Op here. What are the chances that it’s something serious? And if so, how will I know? I don’t want to go to the doctor for no reason.

Read somewhere, eating fruit and nuts something with protein can help.

Bump

Bamp

But have you eaten anything?

If you can afford a massage go to the doctor. Don’t gamble on your health. You have a reason.

It depends on how long its been going on. Mine started with mild cramping and constipation, eventually turning into slimy, hard, balls. I have to take medicine everyday just to go normally, but now that I do,its all liquid. I haven't taken a solid shit in three years now.

I'm the guy who said you could end up with a bag.

I’ve eaten very healthily. Avocados, brown rice, yogurt, etc.

Bleach does the trick