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graduation edition

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twitter.com/Number10gov/status/877476411853987840
telegraph.co.uk/journalists/andrew-gilligan/10122496/Anti-fascists-fuel-the-fire-of-hate.html
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anyone here signed on with the job centre? Do you actually have to look for jobs and do the shitty things they ask you to do?

got a first lads
can't see my result online for some reason though

British documentary
>Here, in the steel citadel of Berlin, Hitler's charisma was higher than any law.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of Hitler yelling in German

American documentary
>Sinister trombone playing in the background
>HOW COULD SUCH AN INSANE SOCIOPATH EVER HAVE RISEN TO POWER?
>Rapid jump cuts of Hitler and an awestruck German crowd
>WITH HIS BIZARRE MUSTACHE AND OBSESSION WITH "GERMANY FOR GERMANS," HE MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A MASTER CIRCUS PERFORMER.
>More flashy jump cuts
>BUT THIS LITTLE MAN WOULD BRING UPON THE GERMAN NATION A DISASTER IT COULD NEVER HAVE CONCEIVED OF. THE FURY OF THE FUHRER WAS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED.
>More flashy jump cuts
>Hitler face zoom-in, colors become photonegative
>Strange rattlesnake and screeching metal noises are dubbed in
>Slow mo replay of Hitler waving from a car
>FROM FAILED ARTIST TO FAILED MAN
>HOW DID HITLER
>BECOME
>THE MOST EVIL MAN IN HISTORY?
>Starwipe to next clip.

don't you have to to get bennies unless you have a disability or something

>6 hours until 8 hours of toil for mrs noseberg

Found myself using American English more and more recently. It's better on the eye and much easier to type out.

How the fuck did people survive hundreds of years ago?

good lad
check email, my transcript was sent by email

>mrs
haha cuck

best prodigy album
youtube.com/watch?v=dx72hqZfRhQ

job centre was the grimmest thing I've ever done, you get treated like shit by dunces who couldn't care less. Don't even set foot in there unless you're chav scum and thus used to being treated like an animal or if you actually cannot afford to live without it.

with great difficulty
that said in feudal times they worked much less than we do today

business idea: bring back the death penalty but anyone sentenced to it is allowed to live out the rest of their life in prison on the condition that they have experimental drugs tested on them

what's the aversion to running a vm anyway?

have, nothing there
rang up it support and they too confirmed i've got a first, just can't see it online myself

doing a shoot with bound gods

alright nobody post

ok

Dumb weeaboo slut has no arse or boobies

poo

ok

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fuck you im millwall

might apply to work for the Greens
hate leftie cunts hough

morrissey is the only person that understands me

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>hate leftie cunts hough
why

*nods silently*

>that little asian cock (assuming that's hard)

>bought a bicycle
>tried to ride it around my hilly suburb for the first time in almost 10 years
>could barely pedal uphill and the chain kept coming loose because i didn't know how to shift bike gears properly

morrisons is the only supermarket that undercharges me

he's at least 8 inches desu

TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSOOON

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cos fuck em

Bones

definitely not

ARE LIZ

About to marathon my first Paul Joseph Watson video, what am I in for?

"Get your skates on, first race is half past two"

HOWLING

Is there any point going to the hospital for a sprained ankle?

What can they do?

don't reply to me nonce

bind it

i don't know lad
i went to the doctor about a tooth ache and she basically told me to suck it up in the nicest way possible

y-you too

No
They will say to rest it and take ibuprophen

>$2000 plus tip

based dennis skinner

>man randomly washing our windows
>woke me up from my neet sleep
won't be paying him for this totally uncalled for will be ignoring the doorbell when he rings

a man shouting in front of a map about the media and lefties

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free desu

innit mate

>let me just circumcise you and take out those wisdom teeth as a precaution

*buys health insurance*
wow, that was remedied fast

The queen is so cute :3

>my government
>my ministers


reeeeeeeeeee

wrong un

what's the origin of the hammer on the door routine

dickhead

reverse nonce

downloading a kinum

STAY WITH ME SIR, YOUR GUARANTOR HAS ALMOST AGREED TO THE LOAN FOR YOUR INSURANCE

>tackle the gender pay gap

How can you tackle a myth?

might chop up some of the weaker runts and stew them to feed the stronger runts

I went to the doctor for bruised ribs and they did nothing
felt silly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Opening_of_Parliament#Royal_summons_of_the_Commons_to_the_Lords.27_chamber

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reddit

wtf i love thainonce now

twitter.com/Number10gov/status/877476411853987840
>copying Labour policy

meant for

>he died, sir

>Mr. Noseberg will not be happy about this!

>proposals for a digital charter

Fuck sake that's going through?!

OAPdophile

FUCK OFF BLACK ROD

popping down to the offie lads
want me to grab anything?

telegraph.co.uk/journalists/andrew-gilligan/10122496/Anti-fascists-fuel-the-fire-of-hate.html
>2/3 arrests at "right wing events" were actually violent anti-fascists

nice

Absolute bullshit from a badly closeted homo who can't interpret all aspects of a piece of information to save his bloody life

the queen can't read

>he was 3 days from having his premiums slashed - THREE DAYS
>it doesn't get any easier rookie, now come on, we have a lot of paperwork to do, it's what he would have wanted
>he had fucking kids man, three kids
>I know, with trust funds that I'm sure the bailiffs can claim from

To destroy DESH.

Love, learn to read.

nonce

can't she?

>tfw too intelligent not to mince around Prague's vibrant gay district

She got crushed

daesh are more scared of you than you are of them

>tfw you live in objectively the best country in the world and your life still sucks

>oh, what's this word? Desh? at home we just call them ragheads

what's int he golden boxes that the Prime minister and opposition minister speak from?

twat in the news last night said is was going to be 34 degrees today but it's not.

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>bourgeois capitalist state arrests its opponents rather than its defenders
huh...wow... truly shocking...

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why isn't the queen wearing the crown?

left it in the taxi

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dont understand whats wrong with this, as if any /r9k/ cuckold would hace even the faintest chance with this woman